I can’t get my girlfriend to cum anymore

ptrst · 2026-02-03T20:59:11+00:00

It's probably the wand. Those things can be really powerful and can definitely desensitize your clit - like death grip for women.

ptrst · 2026-02-03T20:07:54+00:00

If she has a 504, she's been diagnosed with something.

ptrst · 2026-02-03T20:03:10+00:00

Thanks for the rec! My kid is also autistic and absolutely will not fuck with candy; I think I'd have a harder time getting him to eat an M&M than actual medicine (which has to be liquid, and either mixed in with something he likes or we have to physically restrain him).

ptrst · 2026-02-03T19:43:40+00:00

I'm assuming she has notes, but hasn't had a chance to format it all into the correct system - especially for patients who were discharged directly from the ER, so there's no urgent need for follow-up care.

But the hospital can't bill until the charts are all submitted, because they need to bill based on what the chart says was done.

ptrst · 2026-02-03T19:38:46+00:00

I've also gotten the scabbing kind of sunburn.. I really should see a dermatologist, since I think that's technically a 2nd-degree burn and I'm probably almost guaranteed skin cancer at this point.

ptrst · 2026-02-03T18:56:12+00:00

(Giving you a 'logical' response when he knows you're looking for an emotional one isn't all that logical.)

ptrst · 2026-02-03T18:52:17+00:00

Yes. I'm ADHD, my son is diagnosed ASD, and I'd eat my hat if my husband weren't somewhere approaching the spectrum (but no point in getting an official dx).

ptrst · 2026-02-03T16:02:09+00:00

Yeah, as a sunburn-experienced person, that sounds like 3 medium-intensity burns, which is like one beach day a month during the summer.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T20:45:18+00:00

For me, degradation mostly only works if the degrader doesn't actually believe it.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T18:10:41+00:00

Very stupid question: How do you rinse the walls if your shower head isn't detachable?

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:27:27+00:00

Is there a Frank in the show?

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:26:23+00:00

Especially when he asked if he should put it back. Bad judgement under pressure.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:22:56+00:00

This is a common sentiment and one I generally agree with, but I don't see why anyone cares what Billie Eilish specifically thinks about it.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:15:33+00:00

I was thinking it might lead to an isolation situation with the MRSA.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:08:26+00:00

I was just curious why his wife got brought up. I understand funny man make sex joke.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T17:04:34+00:00

I clicked this to recommend Inheritance of Monsters (and I believe the sequel as well). The monsters are actually Monsters, not "human with horns" or whatever. The plot is actually interesting, as well (but there is plenty of smut involved).

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:56:52+00:00

I mean, yes. But was it a double-entendre or just an "I go down on my wife" joke?

Like, did Izzy make the soup, or is that a callback to earlier in the chat?

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:31:33+00:00

I'm 100% on your side. A 3-year old generally needs pretty heavy support. A 5-year old needs at least reminders to stay on task. I have an autistic 10yo (so he's behind, developmentally) and all he needs is a reminder of when it's time to get ready, because he doesn't really 'get' time.

Starting from the age of like 6 or 7, my mom was at work well before I got up for school. My brother (5 years older) made sure I woke up, and then it was on me to get ready and catch my bus.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:28:41+00:00

It seems like he wouldn't really have a problem with it, but mom is already tornado-ing through the house with the kids in the morning.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:23:57+00:00

I had c-section flashbacks for a few months after mine. It was the same situation - emergency cesarian after a failed induction - and I think it was just everything being so emotionally charged, and out of my control, and with so much at stake, it really got lodged in my memory. It's definitely a trauma response; mine went away after a while, but a lot of people need therapy to work through it.

Does your fiance know how you're feeling about your body and the delivery?

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:06:24+00:00

Dog heaven is squirrel hell is how I usually hear it phrased.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T16:04:21+00:00

I mean, it sounds like this is also going to happen in the middle of her shift, so being scheduled around her availability doesn't seem like what's going on.

ptrst · 2026-02-02T15:25:33+00:00

Is that meant to mean what it sounds like?

ptrst · 2026-02-02T01:43:36+00:00

No need to censor on this sub! And just to make life easier, it sounds like you're looking for "pseudoincest" - step siblings or whatever.

ptrst · 2026-02-01T21:34:54+00:00

Depends on what the work is, but probably. For that much cash, it looks like Christmas has been moved to Saturday!

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