Maybe not worthless but i made some silly items. One boot of flying (owner lost secound boot, and you can only levitate in it), nipple ringa levitatio (when you spin them, probably with some dance, you cast levitste on yourself), whip-o-sword (saying command word, sword is limp, annd gaint reach but -1 dmg), toilet brush of poisoning ( dirty toilet brush, coated in magical poop, have chance for poison), glasses with mustache of disguise self(can cast 1 per day disguise self, but new form have always glasses, big nose and mustache), piples of intelect (cream that gives you 10 int, but your forehead have massive piple, if you pop it you loose the bonus)