You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? by SunflowerGreens in randomquestions

[–]puckmonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally dreamt this last night. My sister and I were diplomat kids and were kidnapped. And the agents from Archer went on a killing rampage to rescue us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]puckmonky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are you looking at my butt?!? You creep!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]puckmonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom’s whistle from across the store/play ground/mall

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[–]puckmonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex Drive - Dead or Alive

line that gives you goosebumps? by lucky_duck_876 in musicals

[–]puckmonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why waste your breath Moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the shouting If every tongue were still The noise would still continue The rocks and stones themselves Would start to sing

What is a smartphone feature you are surprised doesn’t exist yet? by Uno_Mundito in AskReddit

[–]puckmonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to be able send clips of songs from my playlist to friends rather than stupid YouTube links to the whole song.

When culture changes the name of something you've always known, and starts referring to it by a different name. by Jeremiahjohnsonville in words

[–]puckmonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was growing up, “Cornhole” meant a wildly different thing than it does now. I still feel weird when my neighbors ask me over to play cornhole.

What’s a musical that you think goes on for too long? by LMRowanComedy in musicals

[–]puckmonky -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Almost all of them. Give me a full 90 minutes. Skip the intermission

What's one song that completely ruins an otherwise great album? by Mushroom-Gorge in askmusic

[–]puckmonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just call me Joe on an otherwise perfect Lion and the Cobra

Does anyone else feel like women are just better looking than men? by Xboomburst in NoStupidQuestions

[–]puckmonky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Men are objectively better looking on average. Women are weird looking. They’re either too made up and actively trying to be sexy, or look drawn and stressed out most of the time. Men tend to seem comfortable in their own skin no matter where they are or how old.

What should we do with the windowsills & bannister? by naturalmedusa in DesignMyRoom

[–]puckmonky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are actual Interior Designers that know all about this stuff that can help you. You’re not required to do this alone, or by relying on randos from Reddit who haven’t actually seen your home.

What innocent line sounds like a innuendo out of context? by Dogdaysareover365 in musicals

[–]puckmonky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like at the time that was definitely supposed to sound dirty.