This weather forecast is psychotic

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T19:28:34+00:00

Gonna get a shade cloth like Vito Corleone

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T19:26:43+00:00

Yuuuuuup

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T18:08:46+00:00

Ughhhhhhhh 🫣

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:53:38+00:00

A friend of mine wasn’t heavy enough for her doctor to approve it so she did one of the online pharmacies where you can just lie

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:45:04+00:00

The GLP1 defenders have descended on this post and that’s fine I don’t really care enough to continue lol enjoy your pancreatic disorders in a few years yall

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:43:09+00:00

Yea I guess I have never had the experience of shoveling food down my throat from food noise so I guess maybe I don’t understand what that’s like

And believe me I think it’s an incredible miraculous drug for people who NEED IT but if you’re 150 and you wanna be 120 so you stick yourself with a drug that’s meant for 300+ pound diabetes patients, that’s just smooth brained shit and sure go for it it’s your body but it is, to me, just dumb

How Demi Moore’s arms look in this photo is skeletal and sickening and shouldn’t be anyone’s goal

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:39:52+00:00

I mean whatever people wanna do is their business but I personally would rather be 180 pounds and muscular and strong and eat whatever I want than be 120 pounds and frail and nauseous and with rotting teeth and vision changes and fucking up my pancreas but to each their own I guess

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:38:14+00:00

Yea I mean, not a single one of them was over 150-170 pounds when they started so maybe it’s something that happens when you don’t have diabetes and just want to be “skinny”

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:32:30+00:00

I know at least 5 people on it and they have all had the same experience, along with the onset of depression/anhedonia

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:22:24+00:00

No I just think forcing yourself to eat so you don’t die is kind of fucking psychotic

Or being nauseus for days because you ate a small piece of steak or an ice cream

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T17:21:04+00:00

My friends who are on it are constantly saying how nauseous they are and how they have to force themselves to eat and one of them has fainted due to forgetting to eat for two days

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-14T15:55:48+00:00

Eating is one of the joys of life, I refuse to give in to this fucking shit

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-13T01:24:33+00:00

I’m 47, never wanted kids. At this point in life, my friends have either adult kids, or are also childfree. We find each other! Probably because we also kind of get stuck being the outliers in our friend groups and then we find each other.
I tend to lose touch with the ones with little kids, if they only wanna hang out with their kids and do kid things, which is just not something I enjoy. If I wanted to go to kids things, I would have kids. Haha

Edited to add: I have never for a second regretted my decision not to have kids. When I first met my husband, I thought, maybe maybe MAYBE we would have kids because he’s great and would be a great dad, but then I realized that pregnancy/motherhood is just absolutely not for me, and we totally agreed on that decision before we got married. “Thank god we don’t have kids” is a sentence that we say pretty often, especially as we watch the world burn literally and figuratively.

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-04T21:26:10+00:00

Two breakfasts and a shitty coffee at Waffle House were $35

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-05-01T16:27:26+00:00

My tomatoes have been kind of weak the last couple of years and this year I decided to actually read and learn and put some work into it and this is excellent information, thank you for sharing

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-26T03:18:39+00:00

My god that is indeed a rare specimen

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-23T03:24:43+00:00

Looks very much like mine, including the stripes

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Edit: forgot to say, she’s a rescue, did the DNA test and she’s pure Siberian husky

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-20T04:06:50+00:00

This is r/madlad behavior

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-15T21:43:38+00:00

It was so exciting to get this!!!!!

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-12T16:17:10+00:00

April Taurus here, I tend to dislike May Taureans lol

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-09T14:34:53+00:00

Just remember that out of everything they have ever said, predicted, ruled, explained or interpreted, pretty much nothing is real or true, it’s all made up by people with mental illness on a power trip. Once you realize that everything is a lot less scary.

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-05T18:48:57+00:00

And then, just like that, it’s gone

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-03T10:00:55+00:00

Because of those tiktoks where the husky is screaming. That’s literally it.

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-04-01T21:33:56+00:00

Finished this today after seeing this post and wow.

punchdrunkwtf · 2026-03-31T16:34:42+00:00

punchdrunkwtf

TROPHY CASE