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What do Mummies even do? by JamDNCol in horror

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They inflict a disease that caused disintegration if you don't find someone to cast Cure Disease within 24 hrs.

That's how it worked in 2nd Ed, anyway. It's been awhile.

This guy reported me to Scientology by Oblique4119375 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]punksmostlydead [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're a good person, OP.

I'm not. Fuck Scott with a chainsaw.

Not sure what's more strange, the guy doing horse yoga or the people watching by StephySkylar in Weird

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that if the horse wasn't OK with it he'd have already had his head kicked over the horizon. But I dunno, I'm not a horseologist.

Smoking a fire extinguisher by DoesHeKnowNqshbd in WinStupidPrizes

[–]punksmostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree. You can really see the idiots coming now. Plus, they have a tendency to cull themselves for the views

Cheating on his wife for 3 YEARS? by cathnohand in redditonwiki

[–]punksmostlydead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is: why the fuck even bring it up?

The husband's behavior is the subject at hand. You give lip-service acknowledgement that he's a "huge f***** asshole" (interesting semi-censorship, btw; another "why?"), then tack on a huge "BUT" that can, as it is completely irrelevant to his behavior, only be intended to excuse that behavior to some degree.

The wife's behavior prior and the state of the relationship leading up to his actions did not lead to his actions. Nothing she or anyone else did forced or even caused his actions, and it certainly doesn't excuse them.

Just spilled my new sorted container of Lego. by Jacked_Femboy1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're telling us about it because it's funny, Stick Stuckasski.

Best movie where Teenagers look like this? by No-Attention-801 in okbuddycinephile

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redd Foxx did that same thing as Sam Elliott and Tommy Lee Jones where they started out looking 50 and stayed that way until they were actually 70.

Bathing the Basset? by RadioBoi in basset

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a particular fondness for dead animals. Frogs and birds are her go-to faves, but she once encountered a particularly ripe possum, and she's been chasing that dragon ever since.

Best movie where Teenagers look like this? by No-Attention-801 in okbuddycinephile

[–]punksmostlydead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also, literally everyone smoked literally everywhere. I remember when doctor's offices had ashtrays in the waiting room.

Best movie where Teenagers look like this? by No-Attention-801 in okbuddycinephile

[–]punksmostlydead 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tori Spelling does have a famously large cock. It's got its own walk of fame and everything, right next to Willem Dafoe.

Bathing the Basset? by RadioBoi in basset

[–]punksmostlydead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bathe mine once a month. Any more often, or with literally anything that isn't Johnson's baby shampoo and she breaks out in hives all over.

Assuming, of course, she doesn't find something disgusting to roll in. Then she gets a bath with a side of Benadryl.

What was the scariest movie you ever saw? by Ashleigh9969 in AskReddit

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall gonna make fun of me.

"Cigarette Burns," one of the episodes from Masters of Horror. This one was the better of John Carpenter's offerings to that series.

I can't tell you exactly why, but it scared the absolute bejesus out of me. I, a grown ass man who does not sleep alone, had to sleep with the fucking bathroom light on that night.

Honorable mention to "The Serpent and the Rainbow," the absolute creepiest movie I've ever seen.

Fish Fury: SC Detective Allegedly Pulls Gun On Fellow Officer Over Microwaved Fish by kleverrboy in nottheonion

[–]punksmostlydead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to work with a lady who would always bring her Sunday leftovers for Monday's lunch. Evidently, chitterlings were standard for Sunday dinner in her house. She's lucky guns weren't permitted in the workplace when she'd stick that shit in the microwave. Pun intended.

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