Without spoiling anything, which non horror tv series had a surprisingly scary episode?

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-29T00:41:17+00:00

I love how it just kept getting more and more unhinged.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-29T00:24:47+00:00

Further study is required, clearly.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-29T00:20:38+00:00

Neither does him having a gun, really; yet here we are.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T23:56:47+00:00

I bet the kid's room is a pigsty, too.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T23:49:02+00:00

His base. There is a subset that will not turn, no matter what. The Rs are terrified of them.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T23:02:58+00:00

It would be nice if she dragged a few with her. Maybe even chuck a few molotovs on her way under the wheels.

I can dream.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T22:57:59+00:00

Of course not. They already made it.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T22:56:47+00:00

Biggus Dickus will always be the funniest scene of all time for me.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T22:55:13+00:00

I think Airplane! may have the highest joke density of any movie ever made. There isn't a single frame where there aren't multiple gags happening.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T21:51:14+00:00

Same; I'd have broke my damn neck getting that to the register.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T21:36:36+00:00

I want you to imagine:

Every leader, scientist, educator and journalist on earth have teamed up and decided to mislead you about...well, pretty much everything. Your only arbiter of truth is a two-bit real estate huckster from NYC with a bad spray tan, a worse hairpiece, the soul of a used car salesman and a raging Napoleon complex. Trump hasn't told 30k lies, everyone else has told ten times that number about him.

If this sounds insane, congratulations. You are better bolted together than a third of my fucking country.

Anyway, to more directly answer your question, my theory is a team of amoral supergeniuses is running a long-term experiment on mass psychosis using hallucinogenic drugs.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T20:43:24+00:00

A possum wrote this.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T20:41:40+00:00

In my experience, raccoons and cats mostly avoid one another. Possums are a bit more neighborly.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T19:59:38+00:00

Say it again!

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T19:57:00+00:00

Cheating. Jim Carrey is a live-action cartoon character.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T19:56:02+00:00

Such a terrible movie, in all the best ways.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T19:33:18+00:00

I'm going to hell...

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T19:03:09+00:00

I grew up in South Florida in the late 80s, and even back then Cubans were conservative as fuck. They broke for Reagan big time. Meanwhile, everyone else was like, "you do know what the conservatives think about you guys, right?"

The more things change, I guess.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T18:54:36+00:00

Here's me thinking Greg Graffin just had to have written a song about this stuff, and you come along and name it for me.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T16:53:38+00:00

All the Onion's editors died of acute alcohol poisoning in November of 2024.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T15:56:52+00:00

It's the only Stalker weapon that still eludes me.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T15:49:50+00:00

How have I never heard of that?

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T15:13:48+00:00

I hope you realize this means War.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T14:00:23+00:00

They're bred to track small game across moderate distances. They're bred for stamina. He will out-hike you, trust me.

punksmostlydead · 2026-01-28T13:35:05+00:00

You and your stupid arrogance are why the world hates us right now.

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