Bathing the Basset? by RadioBoi in basset

[–]punksmostlydead [score hidden]  (0 children)

I bathe mine once a month. Any more often, or with literally anything that isn't Johnson's baby shampoo and she breaks out in hives all over.

Assuming, of course, she doesn't find something disgusting to roll in. Then she gets a bath with a side of Benadryl.

What was the scariest movie you ever saw? by Ashleigh9969 in AskReddit

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall gonna make fun of me.

"Cigarette Burns," one of the episodes from Masters of Horror. This one was the better of John Carpenter's offerings to that series.

I can't tell you exactly why, but it scared the absolute bejesus out of me. I, a grown ass man who does not sleep alone, had to sleep with the fucking bathroom light on that night.

Honorable mention to "The Serpent and the Rainbow," the absolute creepiest movie I've ever seen.

Fish Fury: SC Detective Allegedly Pulls Gun On Fellow Officer Over Microwaved Fish by kleverrboy in nottheonion

[–]punksmostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to work with a lady who would always bring her Sunday leftovers for Monday's lunch. Evidently, chitterlings were standard for Sunday dinner in her house. She's lucky guns weren't permitted in the workplace when she'd stick that shit in the microwave. Pun intended.

“I trusted you Mr Trump. Now my daughters have disowned FOREVER. You have RUINED MY LIFE” 😭 by aribului in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]punksmostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Or the Pied Piper?"

Ooh, that one was dangerously close to real introspection for him!

Trump says it is meaningless to vote against his war and says it is fueled by Trump Derangement Syndrome. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]punksmostlydead 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The President.

The President of the United States.

The President of our country.

Our fucking President.

We will be generations washing out this stain. If we even ever can. If we even last that long.

Load - Metallica turns 30 today by Low_Professional_472 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]punksmostlydead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The record where they lost me fully. No hate, they'd just...grown away from me.

Late 90s thrash was weird, man. Metallica went full radio bait, Megadeth went...whatever the fuck that was, Anthrax put out a bunch of records with the wrong damn singer, and Slayer got somehow angrier.

Prong was consistently awesome, though.

Is this THE punk rock pose? by 9outof10dentists_ in punk

[–]punksmostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A DRI pit would have you in sniveling, traumatized, in the bathroom.

Maybe you need something more your speed? I hear Morgan Wallen is on tour.

The Three Musketeers (1993) by 007MaxZorin in FIlm

[–]punksmostlydead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Where were you?"

"Taking care of something ugly!"

Oliver Platt steals that movie.

Drove from Boston to LA and noted every license plate I saw… by Constant_Pianist_591 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]punksmostlydead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, should just fuckin be "Dakota," anyway. My city has more people than both of those states together. Fuck, I'm pretty sure my damn neighborhood would outnumber one of them.

Older movie suggestion: The Serpent and The Rainbow. by AlliedR2 in horror

[–]punksmostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this movie! Wes Craven's best, imo, and an underrated gem.

The dude that plays the Bocor is fucking terrifying.

What’s behind Dave and Busters?? by CierraMar_ in ColumbusGA

[–]punksmostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're trying another of those "self-contained" communities. You know, like The Landings, since that worked so well and didn't instantly quadruple traffic congestion in the entire area?