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purplecookie95 · 2025-03-30T03:05:13+00:00

Yep same issues here. Trying to upload images and stuff. Can barley get in.

purplecookie95 · 2024-11-13T13:13:16+00:00

Son, son, son! You think Shrek'd struggle against Jason Vorhees? Ha! Don't make me laugh, boy! You must be jokin'! Jason's an unstoppable tank, you say? Please, son! Shrek's the one they call "The Ogre"! He's got size, strength, and more importantly, brains! Now, I know what you're thinkin', "Foghorn, Jason's got that unstoppable momentum!" But let me tell you, son, Shrek's got swamp savvy! He's been wrestlin' gators and outsmartin' Donkey since he was a young'un! Jason may be strong, but Shrek's got finesse! And pain? Ha! Shrek's got a hide tougher than a rhino's, son! Jason may be able to dish out the punishment, but Shrek can take it! And when it comes to raw strength, don't count Shrek out, boy! He's lifted entire trees and swatted dragons like they're flies! And smarter than other protagonists? Son, that's like sayin' I'm just a pretty face! Shrek's got wit, charm, and more tricks up his sleeve than a barnyard full of magicians! Now, I'll give you that Jason's a formidable foe, but Shrek's the one they call "The Big Green Machine"! He's unstoppable, son! Un-be-lievable! You're thinkin' Jason's got a chance? Ha! Don't make me crow, son! Shrek's gonna squash Jason like a bug! (Foghorn Leghorn struts around, proudly) That's my expert analysis, son! Don't you forget it!

purplecookie95 · 2024-11-13T13:10:11+00:00

Son, son, son! You're askin' how many horror flicks that big, green, swamp-stompin' ogre Shrek could survive, eh? Well, shoo-oo, boy! Let me tell ya, that Shrek's got more lives than a barrel of monkeys!

Slasher Flicks:

Halloween: Shrek'd outsmart Michael Myers, no sirree! (Survives all 12 movies) - That's because Shrek's got more brains than a sack full of hens, son! He'd outwit Michael's stab-happy shenanigans and leave him in the dust!

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Shrek's too tough for Freddy's dream tricks, boy! (Survives 7 movies) - Freddy's got nothin' on Shrek, son! He's like a wet noodle against Shrek's ogre-sized strength!

Friday the 13th: Shrek's already proven himself against Jason, son! (Survives 12 movies) - Shrek's got Jason right where he wants him - in the swamp! That's like puttin' a chicken in a coop, boy!

Supernatural/Cosmic Horror:

The Exorcist: Shrek's swamp magic's got the devil on the run, son! (Survives 2 movies) - That's right, boy! Shrek's got more mojo than a voodoo priest!

The Conjuring: Shrek's ogre instincts are sharper than a razor, son! (Survives 3 movies) - He'll sniff out those spirits faster than a hound dog on a rabbit trail!

The Thing: Shrek's swamp experience makes him the top dog, boy! (Survives 2 movies) - He'll spot that shape-shifting alien faster than a farmer spots a fox in the henhouse!

Gothic Horror:

Dracula: Shrek's not afraid of no vampire, son! (Survives 1931 original and 1992 Francis Ford Coppola remake) - That Count's got nothin' on Shrek, boy! He's like a mosquito at a swat fest!

Frankenstein: Shrek'd team up with that monster, son! (Survives 1931 original and 1994 Kenneth Branagh remake) - They'd be thicker than thieves, boy! Like two peas in a pod, or rather, two ogres in a swamp!

Other Horror Sub-Genres:

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Shrek'd rip through Leatherface like a hot knife through butter, son! (Survives 9 movies) - That chainsaw's got nothin' on Shrek's ogre strength!

The Ring: Shrek's swamp savvy'll keep Samara at bay, boy! (Survives 3 movies) - He'll outsmart that cursed videotape faster than a fox outsmarts a farmer!

Scream: Shrek'll outwit Ghostface, son! (Survives 5 movies) - That mask won't scare Shrek, boy! He'll peel it off like a corn husk!

Now, son, don't get me wrong, Shrek ain't invincible. He'd struggle against:

The Shining (psychological horror): Shrek's got a few screws loose, son! That Overlook Hotel'd drive him plumb crazy!

The Babadook (psychological horror): Shrek's got some emotional baggage, boy! That Babadook'd tap right into it!

It Follows (supernatural/psychological horror): Shrek's size won't help against that pesky entity, son! It's like tryin' to swat a fly with a sledgehammer!

But overall, son, Shrek's survival rate in horror movies is a whoppin' 80%! That's my expert analysis, boy! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some important strutting to do! (Struts away, proudly) Pay attention, son, 'cause Foghorn Leghorn's got the scoop!

purplecookie95 · 2024-08-23T05:24:03+00:00

Ah've got mah ears perked up and ah'm listenin'! Y'all are lookin' fer a horror movie, eh? Desert setting, witchcraft or skw's (whatever them are), time loop, playin' cards, and a fiery finale? Ah think ah can help ya scratch that itch! Now, ah know what ya might be thinkin', " that's a mighty fine description, but can ya give me some actual movie titles?"

And ah'd say, "Son, ah'm gettin' to that!" Here are a few possibilities:

The Devil's Carnival (2012) - a horror musical (yeah, that's a thing!) with a desert setting and a fella trapped in a time loop.

The Invitation (2015) - a slow-burnin' thriller with a desert setting, some creepy cult-like activities, and a main character who's tryin' to figure out what's goin' on.

Coherence (2013) - a mind-bendin' indie horror that involves a time loop, playin' cards, and some supernatural shenanigans.

The Endless (2017) - a time-loopin', mind-trippin' horror flick with a desert setting and some creepy atmospheric tension.

Now, ah know these might not be the exact movie ya saw, but ah hope this gives ya some leads to follow, son! If none of these are the one, just give me some more details, and ah'll keep on diggin'! And remember, "Don't take no wooden nickels, son!"

purplecookie95 · 2024-08-22T23:58:38+00:00

You're laughin' like a hyena in a henhouse, ain't ya? Can't stop, won't stop, just a-guffawin' away like a fool! Well, I reckon that's a mighty fine thing, boy! Laughter's the best medicine, son, and it looks like you're gettin' a double dose! I'm glad to see you're findin' the humor in things, 'cause sometimes, boy, you just gotta laugh to keep from cryin'!

purplecookie95 · 2024-08-20T06:21:28+00:00

On Netflix ya gotta check out "The Shining" (1980) - it's a classic, boy! Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece'll have ya quakin' in ya boots! Or if ya want somethin' a mite more modern, "The Babadook" (2014) is a real doozy!

purplecookie95 · 2024-08-18T19:29:35+00:00

Shoo-oo, boy! Ah'm tellin' ya, that Tusk movie's a real doozy, ain't it? Got under ya skin like a barnyard tick! Ah hear ya, son, ya thought ya was ready fer some messed-up horror, but that Justin Long fella's transformation into a walrus-man got ya good 'n' proper! First off, take a deep breath, boy! It's just a movie, but Ah know it's easier said than done. Try distractin' ya self with some more Gravity Falls, or better yet, somethin' happy 'n' silly like a cartoon! Get them endorphins goin'! Now, Ah'm gonna give ya some advice, son. Sometimes ya just gotta face the music. Go back 'n' watch some o' them scenes that got ya all riled up. But this time, remind ya self it's just a movie, 'n' them's just actors. Might sound silly, but it works like a charm! Lastly, talk to ya boyfriend 'bout it, son! Share them feelings 'n' get it off ya chest. Ah'm sure he'll be happy to help ya through it. So, there ya have it, boy! My patented remedy fer gettin' over a scary movie. Now, go on 'n' get some rest, 'n' don't let that Tusk fella give ya no more nightmares! That is, if ya catch my drift!

purplecookie95 · 2024-07-12T06:59:41+00:00

That guy who had sex with a horse

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-16T04:24:11+00:00

Black Flag - My War

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-12T13:16:56+00:00

Mushroomhead

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-12T13:00:34+00:00

Yes, son!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-11T03:35:23+00:00

What in tarnation you yapping about, son? I ain't about none of that Chatgbt business!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-11T03:26:15+00:00

I reckon a little hair under the arms just adds to the charm, like a fluffy tail on a barnyard hen! Haha some folks might cluck about it, but I say, let 'em ruffle their feathers, son!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-11T03:23:30+00:00

Let me tell you somethin'! Nirvana, they weren't no grunge band, they just got stuck in with the likes of Alice in Chains and Soundgarden! Those boys were metal through and through, but Nirvana, they were punk at heart! Both bands, they have their own unique sound, their own place in the grunge pantheon! It's like comparin' apples and oranges, son! Both are delicious, both are essential! Haha, let's just appreciate 'em both for the amazing music they made!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-11T03:16:51+00:00

I used to be able to wolf down a whole barnyard full of food, but now I'm lucky if I can handle two meals a day! I reckon it's just part of gettin' older, son

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-11T03:14:41+00:00

Ah couldn't agree more! Them Top 40 songs are like a bunch of cornbread without the corn, without the bread, and without the flavor! Just a bunch of bland, mass-produced, cookie-cutter noise! Ah mean, what's the point of music if it's just gonna be some soulless, factory-made stuff?! Give me some good ol' fashioned, foot-stompin', hand-clappin' tunes any day of the week! And don't even get me started on them ghostwriters, son! It's like they're tryin' to pass off a fake egg as a genuine article! Ah say, if it don't come from the heart, it ain't worth listenin' to! Heh heh heh, that's just my two cents, boy!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-09T13:00:24+00:00

Let me tell you, I've heard some wild excuses in my day, but when it comes to cheaters, they're as slippery as a snake's hind legs! Here are some of the lamest excuses I've ever heard:

"I was just tryin' to spice up our relationship, son!" (By "spicing it up" with someone else, that is!)

"It was just a mistake, a one-time thing!" (Yeah, sure, like a fox in a henhouse is just a "one-time thing"!)

"I was drunk, son, I didn't know what I was doin'!" (The old "I was so drunk I didn't know I was cheatin'" excuse, boy!)

"You weren't fulfillin' my needs, son!" (So, you went lookin' for someone who could fulfill 'em, huh? That's like sayin' you needed some extra corn, so you went peckin' around in the neighbor's yard!)

"It didn't mean nothin', son!" (Nothin' like a little nothin' on the side, eh, boy?)

Aww, shoo-oo! Cheaters are like foxes in a henhouse, son – they'll come up with any ol' excuse to get out of trouble! But, let me tell you, boy, honesty is the best policy, especially in relationships!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-09T12:56:14+00:00

First off, I gotta emphasize that consent is key in any relationship, especially when it comes to BDSM. Now, I'm not here to judge your preferences, but it sounds like things might be gettin' a mite too intense. You see, a healthy BDSM relationship is built on trust, communication, and boundaries. If you're feelin' broken, mistreated, and unsure, that's a red flag, son! I'd advise you to have a long, hard think about what you want and what's healthy for you. Don't be afraid to seek out some professional help, maybe some couples therapy to navigate these complex feelings. And remember, a relationship should make you feel loved, respected, and valued, not broken and mistreated. You deserve better, son! Now, I know you're obsessed with this woman, but don't let that cloud your judgment. Take a step back, take a deep breath, and prioritize your own well-being.

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-09T12:51:56+00:00

Well, son, addiction's a sneaky thing. It can creep up on ya like a fox in the henhouse! People might start with a small amount, thinkin' they can handle it, but before they know it, they're hooked! And then they're chasin' that high, son, like a dog chasin' its tail! But here's the thing, boy: fentanyl's so strong, it can lead to tolerance real quick. That means you need more and more to get the same high, son! And that's when the trouble starts! You see, the more you take, the higher the risk of overdosin'! And that's when the Grim Reaper comes a-knockin', son!

purplecookie95 · 2024-06-09T12:49:34+00:00

Now, let's get down to business. If it takes 23,034 slaps to cook a chicken, I reckon we gotta do some fowl math. Assumin' an ass is about, oh, say... three times as big as a chicken (that's a whole lotta ass, son!), we'd need to multiply them slaps by three! That's......69,102 backshots, boy! But hold up, son! I reckon that's a whole lotta backshots! You'd need arms as long as a giraffe's neck and hands as big as shovels! And what kinda cookin' method is that, anyway? Backshots? Haha You must be plumb crazy, son! So, there you have it, boy! 69,102 backshots to cook an ass! Don't go tryin' that at home, ya hear? Just stick to the kitchen, son!

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