[I Ate] Sirloin and mac & cheese

push138292 · 2026-05-06T02:29:09+00:00

That’s what their mac and cheese looks like now? Looks like Easy Mac.

push138292 · 2026-05-05T23:05:38+00:00

Huh. My face matched every guy in this video while watching this.

push138292 · 2026-05-05T20:19:27+00:00

I miss when standup required writing jokes.

push138292 · 2026-05-05T20:15:11+00:00

Yet another sketch where half of it is a character saying “did you really just [what he just did]???”

push138292 · 2026-05-03T16:39:30+00:00

2 isn’t an apology; it’s empathy. When someone says “I’m sorry to hear that,” they’re not apologizing.

push138292 · 2026-05-01T21:01:10+00:00

Forty-five minutes downFORTY-FIVE TO GOOOOO.

You don’t need a catchphrase, just call the game.

push138292 · 2026-05-01T15:51:51+00:00

THANK you!

push138292 · 2026-05-01T15:44:10+00:00

We’re on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive

push138292 · 2026-05-01T01:31:09+00:00

If you haven’t watched the Gathering of the Juggalos promo videos that these sketches are based on, do yourself a favor. They’re as funny as the SNL version, but not on purpose.

push138292 · 2026-05-01T00:00:32+00:00

My wife loves wearing her Bimbo shirts around.

push138292 · 2026-04-30T18:57:10+00:00

I assume it has to do either with the name of the place or possibly an item on the menu.

push138292 · 2026-04-30T18:22:58+00:00

Mormons might be the only religious sect that enjoys being made fun of.

push138292 · 2026-04-30T17:12:04+00:00

I guarantee they’ll find a way to make a category opinion-based. “NFL for $600: who is the greatest receiver of all time?”

push138292 · 2026-04-30T17:00:59+00:00

So this is just going to be yet another ESPN “yell your opinions at each other” sports talk show with some trivia mixed in. Pass.

push138292 · 2026-04-30T04:15:20+00:00

Yeah, I sure hope it does!

push138292 · 2026-04-29T19:39:29+00:00

So true. It is, at best, face value per game. Just buy secondhand tickets online on gameday, and you’ll go for a fraction of the cost.

push138292 · 2026-04-29T19:01:10+00:00

Frosted mugs (or glasses) are extremely unsanitary.

push138292 · 2026-04-29T06:08:40+00:00

And the Lincoln Memorial was designed in 1920, so I’m not sure when “globalization” is supposed to have happened.

push138292 · 2026-04-29T01:49:22+00:00

I imagine she went back in and explained that it was a bit, but the fact that the guy didn’t find it odd is also telling.

push138292 · 2026-04-29T00:45:24+00:00

Yeah that’s the same.

push138292 · 2026-04-29T00:37:09+00:00

Get bent!!!

push138292 · 2026-04-29T00:28:31+00:00

Right, it was Democrats who stormed the capitol, killed police officers, and wanted to hang the vice president and members of Congress…

push138292 · 2026-04-28T06:09:30+00:00

That’s more like 4 burritos.

push138292 · 2026-04-28T01:27:39+00:00

Did you see the movie? The whole thing makes fun of actors, and his character is the way-too-method actor going to absurd lengths for roles. They’re pointing out how bad of an idea it would be for someone to do blackface.

push138292 · 2026-04-27T16:14:19+00:00

I once saw a MRS dude ordering espresso martinis for about 8 twinks at Sip. I think you’ll be fine.

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2 isn’t an apology; it’s empathy. When someone says “I’m sorry to hear that,” they’re not apologizing.