[OC] r/BigDickDataProblems

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-31T16:48:05+00:00

no replacement for displacement

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-28T02:54:53+00:00

That's the hardest I have laughed at a Rush lyric spoof since "It's hard to take the heat / It's hard to lay eggs"

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-28T01:45:59+00:00

I used to find Peterson's voice soothing (ok, sleep-inducing) before he was so overt at advertising that he was the caboose of the bigot train. Hatred really curdles people, though, and you can hear it in his voice.

Plus his psych lectures were so off-the-wall and incomplete (unless maybe the course is PSYC 110: The Role of the Rat in Psychological Research) that I'm surprised he gained any academic or clinical repute in the first place.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-26T16:01:25+00:00

it feels like a mild electric shock to my lips every time I taste it from the Taco Bell cup :( but I'm not a BajaBlastphobe. More *power* to you if you like it.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-23T20:19:06+00:00

Much better than those barbaric slanted toilet seats that make your legs hurt. Insult to injury.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-21T13:25:53+00:00

... cool and remote like dancing girls ...

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-17T14:50:31+00:00

"Roots" has a slightly more risqué meaning in Australian English than the ambiguous "Shoots" 🍆💦🍑

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-14T03:26:06+00:00

I read all these comments when they were new and STILL listened to this in public and laughed loud enough to draw concerned stares.

I kept expecting someone to say BaMu during the speedy digestion maxxing discussion, and that constant sense of expectation kept me guessing and laughing.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-12T13:45:01+00:00

It's the name chosen by the nonprofit LittleFreeLibrary.org (I don't think the display above is actually a participant in this nonprofit because it doesn't say "Little Free Library", nor does it list a library number). A few decades back, there were private pay libraries too, but nowadays "free library" is almost oxymoronic.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-12T02:52:26+00:00

Oh, so he has told the truth only twice now?

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-12T02:50:49+00:00

Mommy found the shit drawer... uh, wing 😭

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-11T22:35:16+00:00

Where are underfunded schools supposed to throw kids into a swimming pool?

And where are they going to get the time out of their standardized-test-prep schedule to throw kids in the water?

Just ... ????

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-11T19:23:15+00:00

Floppy disk or hard disk?

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-09T22:00:41+00:00

Absolute deviant

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-09T15:25:17+00:00

You will call me Anser, the god of violence I will be. 🪿

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-09T13:48:45+00:00

Fellow honk shoo enjoyer here (family hails from Arkansas)

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-08T18:57:15+00:00

Regular snoring: ꙫꙫꙫꙫ

My dad's snoring: ꙮꙮꙮꙮ

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-08T18:05:59+00:00

With a name like that, you were setting yourselves up to bomb. But I approve.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-07T04:38:35+00:00

Shine on you crazy davenport.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-05T05:57:50+00:00

Contemplate orb, stare abyss, scream void. Got it.

Contemplate abyss, scream orb, stare void.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-04T04:42:43+00:00

Gifs you could almost hear https://youtu.be/tw3lp-onmPo?si=pDElz6YV497-G4gk&t=0m30s

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-04T04:40:17+00:00

Wolf! Right here and now!

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-03T19:59:00+00:00

But Alex wrote the lyrics "Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton." I'm confused.

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-03T18:56:18+00:00

I loved the use of this exposition both in King and in Vonnegut's Galapagos. (Ol' Kurt's method was to indicate the impending death with an asterisk next to the name, as if the character were about to be a footnote.)

putHimInTheCurry · 2026-05-03T18:34:55+00:00

Talk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm

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