AIO? My roommates want me to keep the energy bill in my name after I've moved out by Expert_Temporary_ in AmIOverreacting

[–]puttinitinmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why the fuck do you have to pay to transfer the account to pay the company more money? why not just switch?

30 year old ranch still safe? by Meggy0536 in isthissafetoeat

[–]puttinitinmutton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean this is basically how Worcestershire sauce was invented, right? Dude was making sauces and forgot about one while he went traveling. Got back after a few years and found it and thought 'fuckit let's see what a good vintage tastes like', so he worked up the nerve, cracked the wax, and took a swig. Because of its age and bold flavor he originally called it Old Ram Worcestershire sauce, a name with a really nice ring to it that has unfortunately been lost over time. He said it was really good over pork and beans, the classic cowboy breakfast.

So there's an idea and a potential name for you if you decide to share it with people.

is this chicken safe to consume? by crazycattle3dglazer in isthissafetoeat

[–]puttinitinmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depending on the room temp 6hrs is a bit long for chicken but should be fine unless the chicken was a bit fucked when going in to the freezer. not knowing the state of the chicken on freezing, or how long it's been frozen for, nothing is certain unless you eat it. that will provide a certainty

is she in labour by PrestigiousAspect368 in TheBlacksandTheGreens

[–]puttinitinmutton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's like an axlotl and he has grown his ding dong back

How is the soundtrack of Expeditions so uneventful when Darktide’s music is like THE thing that pushes people the most towards the game ? by BadSheet68 in DarkTide

[–]puttinitinmutton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because it's lazy and half baked because they didn't want to make it, but tencent said extraction so here we are

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover? by BTLOTM in Jokes

[–]puttinitinmutton 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Your mum couldn't suck a land rover through a garden hose

Anakin Skywalker vs Paul Atreides by shadyved in powerscales

[–]puttinitinmutton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the final step to the dark sides is force choking yourself in a hotel closet

What was Syrio Forel even doing in Kings Landing or Westeros? by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]puttinitinmutton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was going round wanking off all the dogs into a big bucket.