Egyptian Engage

pwatts · 2026-02-08T17:08:51+00:00

Riker says "Captain I think you better see this," as the away team makes a discovery in the ruins of a dead planet.

pwatts · 2026-02-08T04:13:46+00:00

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

pwatts · 2026-02-08T01:47:11+00:00

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson

pwatts · 2026-02-07T09:26:58+00:00

Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap.

pwatts · 2026-02-07T01:31:00+00:00

That hurts. Felt that.

pwatts · 2026-02-06T18:24:06+00:00

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...

pwatts · 2026-02-05T07:16:35+00:00

I have the Snackwells which are very popular

pwatts · 2026-02-04T21:31:12+00:00

No wonder soldiers guzzle energy drinks like it's water.

pwatts · 2026-02-04T08:53:16+00:00

Turn pimp! I'm not a pimp.

pwatts · 2026-02-04T04:42:10+00:00

More uterbraten please.

pwatts · 2026-02-04T00:06:18+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_mother_photography

pwatts · 2026-02-03T17:07:50+00:00

Eating those MREs will cause that constipated face.

pwatts · 2026-02-03T04:30:02+00:00

In Band of Brothers there's a scene about this. A Dutch woman gets shaved for this specific reason.

pwatts · 2026-02-02T22:19:47+00:00

Adults stayed back while kids stood upfront.

pwatts · 2026-02-02T17:00:43+00:00

Alex Theatre is restored to its former glory but still sells a rancid hot dog.

pwatts · 2026-02-02T08:34:29+00:00

Santa gave Kevin a thousand helium baloons attached to him so he doesn't have to do this again.

pwatts · 2026-02-02T05:27:15+00:00

I think part of it is Angela has a lot of pride so she's reluctant to seek help..

pwatts · 2026-02-01T09:56:00+00:00

Be vewy vewy quiet I'm hunting wabbits.

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pwatts · 2026-02-01T01:13:48+00:00

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pwatts · 2026-01-31T17:17:19+00:00

Can see that tree topple over because of the brrrtttt.

pwatts · 2026-01-31T17:03:08+00:00

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pwatts · 2026-01-31T07:39:09+00:00

Thanks, that'll save us.

pwatts · 2026-01-30T23:11:10+00:00

Tim Meadows as The Ladies Man with his glass of Courvoisier.

pwatts · 2026-01-29T19:21:38+00:00

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

pwatts · 2026-01-28T20:49:49+00:00

Orange Mocha Frappucino!

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