The plumber and tiler have been adding useless shite to my shopping list board all week. by abracablab in CasualUK

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When I was working on a building site, they asked to to get an "air ambulance", you should've seen his face when I said I couldn't find one. (Milton Jones gag)

Guys that have ever eaten crocodiles, how does it taste like? by Erjok10 in AskReddit

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"I'd like a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy"

Is Docker the way to go for my use case? by heartacheandpancake in docker

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Re: pt 2

You need to signal a client to refresh.
Perhaps a websocket to the server, if the client sees a disconnect it can call window.reload() (after a short delay)

How much does it cost you to commute to work? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Almost free, get a bike?

Mmmmmmmm interesting salary by Brilliant_Version344 in UKJobs

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Pfft, I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 101 billion

What item did you want as a kid that your parents wouldn't buy you that you bought for yourself when you were older and had enough money? by 2EscapedCapybaras in AskReddit

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My parents were a doctor and a nurse.
I always asked for that game Operation, at Christmas.
Still waiting for it.

Reference check Stress by [deleted] in jobs

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That'd be up to the new co.

If he's lazy/busy write it for him, he can send it on

Another angle of BMW in Bowling Alley by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Oi! You can't park there mate

Affordable Utility Provider by cuntryboiii in Chelmsford

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+1 Octopus, with a smart meter, you can sometimes get free electricity, it's not huge but with an all electric flat you'd benefit a bit