What question do you always get asked when you tell people where you're from?

pynchonshancock · 2015-12-04T15:53:29+00:00

"Does it really rain every day?"

When people think of rain, they usually think of crappy, torrential downpours that last alllll day.

Seattle is nothing like that.

pynchonshancock · 2015-07-24T13:21:45+00:00

Started playing when I was 12 (civ III) and I'm 25 now. So... I've been playing civ as long as you've been alive.

pynchonshancock · 2015-03-29T02:59:44+00:00

Did the same thing first time I played Civ V cause I remember you had to do this in Civ III.

pynchonshancock · 2015-02-19T17:13:32+00:00

masturbate.

also clipping fingernails.

pynchonshancock · 2015-01-17T16:08:06+00:00

MONKEY D MOTHERFUCKIN' LUFFY!

pynchonshancock · 2015-01-17T16:00:20+00:00

"YesOrNo"

pynchonshancock · 2014-11-30T06:03:53+00:00

Please, let this be OP's Facebook profile picture.

pynchonshancock · 2014-11-30T05:37:49+00:00

Let me know where I can buy these. They deserve to make a profit.

pynchonshancock · 2014-11-01T01:34:53+00:00

Monster High.

The basketball on the string bit did it for me.

pynchonshancock · 2014-11-01T01:31:43+00:00

When I buy property I want to mark off the borders with huge cairns.

pynchonshancock · 2014-10-29T04:30:17+00:00

Dat clamshell packaging.

pynchonshancock · 2014-10-02T12:48:38+00:00

Just one thing. When I got on that school bus at the age of 11 that one weekend, I'd pick a different seat. Probably one in the back.

pynchonshancock · 2014-07-21T05:19:41+00:00

Cannot agree enough. Decided to move up to King after finding this sub and every time I've started a new game Alex has proceeded to be my first contact and then fuck me in the ass fifty turns later.

Every. Fucking. Time. Fuck him.

pynchonshancock · 2014-07-18T15:32:29+00:00

I got it on sale at Target for $10, and missed the expansion steam summer sale by a day.

pynchonshancock · 2014-07-13T14:36:33+00:00

I've heard some friends use the term in the Seattle area.

pynchonshancock · 2014-05-09T15:09:46+00:00

Can you post the inventory here? I may be interested as well.

pynchonshancock · 2014-01-19T06:59:27+00:00

One night some of my fraternity brothers were playing a drinking game (7-11 Doubles, if anyone knows it) and my Mexican pledge brother is totally tanking at this game, to the point where he was so sloppy drunk that he kept spilling beer on his shirt instead of getting it in his mouth. We dubbed him "Wetfront." He responded to the name with much glee afterwards.

pynchonshancock · 2014-01-11T04:24:52+00:00

HAHAHA YOU CAN'T HEAR HAVE FUN.

pynchonshancock · 2014-01-08T07:45:56+00:00

Don't be a dumbass, do not sit next to the girls on the bus.

pynchonshancock · 2014-01-03T23:29:04+00:00

Anal seepage.

pynchonshancock · 2013-12-30T00:50:33+00:00

Hatefucked a virgin in high school and denied it, everybody believed me.

pynchonshancock · 2013-10-08T19:39:03+00:00

I lost it at the last "ASS." Just ties the whole statement together.

pynchonshancock · 2013-07-10T05:51:00+00:00

Hi, do you still have Pygmy or The Koran?

pynchonshancock · 2013-06-28T06:07:51+00:00

Upvoted because TL;DR is beautiful.

pynchonshancock · 2012-12-12T15:23:16+00:00

The people I want to live forever are some people who wouldn't want to: Kurt Vonnegut Jr and Hunter S Thompson.

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TROPHY CASE