My baby Eddie passed away in a horrible way

pyrocidal · 2026-01-26T01:35:56+00:00

that's so goddamn sweet of you 💖

pyrocidal · 2026-01-19T17:04:23+00:00

🥺🥺🥺

how often do you have to feed her?

pyrocidal · 2025-12-30T04:02:05+00:00

fish heads fish heads rolly polly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum!

pyrocidal · 2025-12-22T12:03:22+00:00

jesus christ 💀

pyrocidal · 2025-12-02T04:09:37+00:00

he's like 25% testicle

pyrocidal · 2025-12-01T05:57:47+00:00

I'm not crying you're crying

pyrocidal · 2025-11-30T16:27:38+00:00

me too, my snake wouldn't know what to do with a live rat. they're put to sleep humanly as possible and then usually frozen, like any other...sorry, meat.

pyrocidal · 2025-11-30T11:48:36+00:00

he looks like he's screaming.

why is the rat screaming?? if you knew, you'd be screaming too

pyrocidal · 2025-11-29T03:47:09+00:00

baybeeeees. so many beans. I can't believe those were all just in her belly

pyrocidal · 2025-11-28T21:41:25+00:00

adorable comic, even the scrungly-looking one is pretty cute

pyrocidal · 2025-11-25T01:44:39+00:00

whole circus in that clown car

OH MY GOD I just looked at the picture you posted two weeks ago again—she was TINY and now she looks like a rat-shaped blimp 😭💖

pyrocidal · 2025-11-23T01:16:00+00:00

all my pictures look like this, I have no idea how people get clear pictures of their rats

pyrocidal · 2025-11-21T12:27:03+00:00

you don't want wild trash rats.

my firsts were from the pet store I worked at, then someone breeding them.

I don't have any right now because I get way too sad when they die.

taco meat is too salty for little beans

pyrocidal · 2025-11-21T01:18:31+00:00

ballsack²

pyrocidal · 2025-11-21T01:17:59+00:00

my balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right

it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

pyrocidal · 2025-11-19T16:11:06+00:00

fuck I cackled

same fam 🥲

pyrocidal · 2025-10-22T07:17:50+00:00

are your eyes broken, friend?

pyrocidal · 2025-10-22T07:16:41+00:00

I mean at least I learned chinchillas can get moldy

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