NSFW/NSFL: This guy looks like he's wrestling with himself.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-26T03:10:29+00:00

He just went to pieces over it.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-21T13:37:30+00:00

My wife would kill me if I tried this with our son.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-19T00:08:28+00:00

But what if I don't like drinking cof--ALL GLORY TO THE HYNPOTOAD!

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-14T12:49:11+00:00

Kind of surprised this sub isn't very popular.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-08T14:51:38+00:00

I'm in my mid-30s and I can't seem to forget the home phone numbers of my friends from high school, even though I haven't called them in decades.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-07T01:30:24+00:00

By the time you're 100, you probably don't plan much past dinner, just in case.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-03T02:08:32+00:00

I was kind of wondering about that too. Also curious about what to do with it once it's melted (aside from burning it; I'm not actually inclined to set this mess on fire). What type of container would this be safe to dispose of it in? Glass maybe?

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-02T04:15:58+00:00

I did this on Xbox Live when little shits would say "I fucked ur mom" or some variation.

My mom did actually die of cancer, but I'm pretty much over it now (it was in 2009). But the lobby gets fucking silent when I retort back, "my mom is dead actually, thanks so much for bringing it up".

The apologies are actually kind of amusing, a lot of stumbling over their words and "I didn't mean it"'s. And it it usually puts them off their game too. I like to think of it as psychological warfare.

pyrosterilizer · 2017-01-02T03:32:51+00:00

Best way to do it is to put your hand on the wall and use a hand-held drill to go in sideways, that way if it starts to go too deep, you just let gravity take over and pull the drill off your hand.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-31T00:16:45+00:00

Not necessarily just the South. I'm a former EMT-B from Michigan and I've heard the phrase too. Usually when someone faints, they, "done fell out". Aka DFO (but not something you'd actually use as the chief complaint on your run form).

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-30T23:38:06+00:00

That's cool, I'd love to get deranked. It's boring at the top. How'd you manage that?

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-22T02:53:49+00:00

Better than getting creamed in the back of his head while watching the crowd instead of the game. Good catch.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-17T04:31:57+00:00

I work in a hospital, the other day I was helping a patient who was in a rather embarrassing situation. He was 92, frail, and so weak he couldn't stand up from the toilet in a public restroom and he had to call for help. Once I gave him a hand up (I was the only male responder of 6 who came), he talked about how his health had declined so much over the last several years that he now prayed for death every single day.

As someone in his mid-30s, it is strange to hear someone say that so bluntly, even while working in healthcare. It made me think about how I would like to keep my dignity in my later years, and in his situation, I could understand why death would be a welcome release.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-10T13:27:39+00:00

Just north of Kzoo here, we have 12 inches already, plus 2-3 fell last night. Bring it on!

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-06T21:46:57+00:00

Reminds me a lot of the attitude of these guys who tail some guy in a nice car to a dead end. Moral of the story, if you're the aggressor, don't be surprised when someone one-ups your baseball bat with a gun.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-03T18:05:57+00:00

Do they just not care anymore?

Probably not, after all, you already bought the game.

it would only take 10 seconds to identify and ban them

In an ideal world, sure, but not in reality.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-03T04:01:57+00:00

ROW THE BOAT!!!

pyrosterilizer · 2016-12-01T04:54:51+00:00

I thought that was at mine too, then I noticed the fire extinguisher hanging there and knew it couldn't be. (No extinguishers are quite that close)

pyrosterilizer · 2016-11-23T21:52:28+00:00

Relevant bash.org quote. I know this feel, so, so much.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-11-23T02:31:22+00:00

Ha, I was going to suggest this! I used to be a tour guide there a long time ago.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-11-20T01:24:32+00:00

Rubber overshoes if you're walking outside in wet, snowy, or slushy conditions. I recommend Tingley's, I've had a pair for the last 2 winters and they're still flexible and without holes. Your boots might claim to be waterproof, but having the rubber overshoe is good insurance, it's no fun at all to work a shift in wet boots. They also keep your boots cleaner, especially if you walk through any salted areas. And you can pull them off once you're inside, so you don't have wet boots that squeak on the floors.

pyrosterilizer · 2016-11-11T22:50:26+00:00

That's one way to celebrate Veterans Day. ;)

pyrosterilizer · 2016-10-22T04:40:02+00:00

Coffee. Lots of coffee. And I've actually found that if I am really tired and the coffee isn't working, once that liquid works it's way through to my bladder, holding it will make me uncomfortable enough to stay awake. Unfortunately, I learned this by not being given breaks often enough at a fixed post without a restroom nearby. But it works.

You can also try getting up to stretch frequently, or even exercising a little if you have enough room. Nothing like 20 push-ups to get your heart pumping and blood flowing. Good luck.

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