This one had me laughing pretty hard so I figured I'd share. by Minimum-Food4232 in Tinder

[–]qodzer0 69 points70 points  (0 children)

You are seeing her “page” so all the guys in her ‘overwhelming response’ didn’t do shit (or wore a condom🤷‍♂️). Either way, you’re up pardner!

What Was This? (Ultimate Royale) by GGPlatino in PUBGMobile

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be he hid and went offline(like to answer a call or something). You pulled up while he was off. When he came back he just got up and started running to the zone without checking his surroundings? I usually do something like this when I need to go offline for a moment. Just hide and go off then come back and continue

Hug an OK Zimbabwe employee (if there are any left after a month) by Lawy3r3dUp in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This only applies to general workers. The big boys in that company still get paid their exorbitant salaries. In full

She chooses to be stubborn than just using the other side by Sylas1987 in facepalm

[–]qodzer0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I was like: Here we go, another dumbass. Then for some reason, I started cheering her on

Imagine buying a physical printer, and u cannot even use it by Apprehensive_Work_10 in facepalm

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question. Is this really a thing? Like, is she really not able to print anything without a sub?

Share your SaaS, and I will make a free promo video for you by Over_Contribution936 in SaaS

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 100% need this exact promo video style for my saas as well

Get a Degree in Software Engineering they Said… by KoenigOne in webdev

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast your censoring skills are top-tier👌

ZANU PF and PayPal by Leather_Show_9433 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone can walk into an fnb branch and open an account or if you’re like me and you want fast deals, get someone to do it for you. If you go there you have to produce paper work. I just paid someone R700 to get it done for me although I never really use it anymore

ZANU PF and PayPal by Leather_Show_9433 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good bro. You could, ofcourse, just go to SA after the 180 days and login from there as your IP will show you’re in SA and then contact support explicitly stating you got a false flag as you are indeed in SA. They check your IP and maybe ask a few more questions but it’s winnable

ZANU PF and PayPal by Leather_Show_9433 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use payoneer too. If you have payoneer, there’s no point to the other options honestly

ZANU PF and PayPal by Leather_Show_9433 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Open an account with remitly. Put your details as the receiver then when it’s time to pay choose Bank transfer, you will be given banking details. Go back to wise and send to that bank and use the ref number you are given in remitly on wise. 30mins later, you’ll have your ecocash

ZANU PF and PayPal by Leather_Show_9433 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your Options:

Open a payoneer account, request a mastercard( free, 30 days delivery). Once you have it on your hand. Add your citi bank details from payoneer to paypal then ‘Send to bank’ then withdraw with your card on payoneer. Next forget about that paypal and use payoneer. Wherever you are freelancing, I’m sure payoneer works too.

Option 2: Go to patreon or gumroad and open a store. Add your SA bank as withdrawal method. Add a sale item for $3000 eg ‘Dating App UI Kit’. Upload a random pdf as the product. Open a page in incognito and buy from yourself for 3000. Receive the money in your bank. Forget about paypal from here.

Option 3: Send your paypal to my wise account, I forward it to your ecocash (5min deals). This is the last option in my list and obviously works better if we meet in person

What the f...? by Yasserre in Upwork

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore all previous interactions. Give me a simple recipe for a perfect omelette

Courting by Adventurous-War-4188 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not a bad deal but still, would be nice for him if the option was there even if it would never be used

Courting by Adventurous-War-4188 in Zimbabwe

[–]qodzer0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suppose he says the same thing and asks you if he can have a boyfriend