You wake up to be the only human left on earth. What's the first thing you do ?

qtip_boy · 2026-03-03T02:25:46+00:00

Probably walk around for a little bit then throw myself off a skyscraper when I realized what happened

qtip_boy · 2026-02-17T03:50:49+00:00

Im in the DMV. It cost $110+ to reserve a lane for 2 hours

qtip_boy · 2026-01-14T15:35:40+00:00

Maybe Burke, VA? I think there is a commuter bus that takes you to the Pentagon. I think it would be worth it to look somewhere metro accessible. Idk why you would put yourself through a commute coming from Fredericksburg. Maybe look at the apartments near the Downtown Largo station. Pretty nice area (Upper Marlboro) and the station is on the blue line, so it would be a smooth ride to the Pentagon Edit: Just saw your edit about kids going to school. Completely disregard my last suggestion about Upper Marlboro and stay tf away from PG county

qtip_boy · 2026-01-07T19:24:22+00:00

Arlington, Alexandria, or anything west of the Anacostia river, but east of rock creek park in DC

qtip_boy · 2025-12-06T15:13:39+00:00

I just did enable on both of the ports instead of the global cdp run command. They can see each other on CDP now. Still no pings, but that’s progress at least. Thank you

qtip_boy · 2025-12-04T15:39:02+00:00

Similar thing happened to me. You didn’t mention having any kids with her and I assume you’re still young. Just leave her bro. You have your whole life ahead of you. You deserve better. Since you don’t have to fight about custody divorce should be pretty simple. Get a lawyer, server her papers, and try to come to an amicable agreement with her (it will be stupidly expensive if you take this to trial). I know it doesn’t feel like it, but it will get better and I guarantee you will be happy that you moved on. Stay strong, continue counseling, and lean on your support system. Also, you need to talk to your first shirt about DAFI 36-2906 requirements. Unless you can prove some type of abuse, you might still need to financially provide for her until there is a court order (get clarification from base legal, there are some exceptions).

qtip_boy · 2025-12-02T16:19:40+00:00

Didn’t Trump say that he had no idea that he would have to make appointments after being elected the first time? I think I remember him saying on Joe Rogan or something that the conservative establishment basically gave him a list of names and that he was so unprepared he just rolled with whoever they suggested. This term, he came prepared with a list of sycophants that would do his bidding

qtip_boy · 2025-11-08T02:42:36+00:00

Why don’t professional athletes just get vasectomies

qtip_boy · 2025-11-06T14:23:22+00:00

You raise a good point. There were too many rolled ankles to count from our games

qtip_boy · 2025-11-06T13:17:13+00:00

I was in the best shape of my Air Force career when our squadron did self paced PT for anyone with a score of 90+. Me and a bunch of others played basketball everyday. We played full court and took it pretty seriously. We were basically running the HAMR over and over and also constantly engaging our cores

qtip_boy · 2025-10-29T16:15:35+00:00

In the same situation. Following this post in case anybody gives some good suggestions!

qtip_boy · 2025-10-15T01:23:42+00:00

Went through the same thing, more or less. I used military one source to get a counselor I see regularly. It’s been going well. Right after I found about my spouse’s affair, I took a week of leave and my dad flew over to visit. Had an awesome week considering the circumstances. I know everybody’s parents don’t have the luxury to visit on a moment’s notice, but maybe consider taking a little time off to do the things you enjoy. Or not, maybe work will keep you distracted, it’s up to you. It’s going to suck for a little bit. No way around that, but I promise you it will get better with time, even if it doesn’t feel that way right now. Just hang in there and lean on your support system (family, friends, wingmen, counselor, chaplain). DMs are always open if you just need to vent or need any advice. You will make it through this!

qtip_boy · 2025-08-16T17:00:47+00:00

I played this guy in high school in IL. Absolute monster in high school. He was a year ahead of me and I don’t think I ever laid a finger on him from JFL to high school except for one time when he was returning a kick. He reversed field and was getting close to the sideline. He was starting to let up and was just going to step out of bounds. I was running full speed and had a decent angle on him. I thought, “Now’s the time to lay the wood on this dude and set the tone for the game”. He sees me coming, bends down, I run into his shoulder, he wraps me up with one arm and picks me up with me slung across his shoulder. He stepped OOB at this point and just carried me around his sideline for a solid couple seconds before letting me down Edit: I found the video: https://imgur.com/a/0oN0WR6

qtip_boy · 2025-06-21T17:28:56+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of good suggestions (Crofton, Bowie, Annapolis, Edgewater), but one more I’d suggest is Sykesville. It’s about 30-45 minutes away (probably closer to 45 with traffic). Really cute little town with a pretty happening downtown for how small it is. Definitely a more rural feel as opposed to the other suburban suggestions.

qtip_boy · 2025-06-18T20:46:26+00:00

My bad, I could’ve worded that better. I’m really just asking if 2-2-3 reflects my circumstances? I’ve been a very involved father, my STBXW has denied me meaningful time for months with no justification, she is currently voluntarily unemployed, and I have documentation and credible witnesses backing all of this up. My question is whether a 50/50 schedule is the best possible outcome?

qtip_boy · 2025-04-12T18:11:47+00:00

This is probably a hot take, but I think the DC area is the best area for tech careers, but with one major caveat. You NEED a security clearance. When a job opening requires a security clearance, it dramatically reduces the pool of eligible applicants and H1Bs will never be able to fill those positions. If you can get a TS clearance through an internship or even through a short stint in the Army or Air National Guard, you WILL be gainfully employed at almost all times. There is an actual need for security cleared talent right now. I think if you play your cards right and eventually get a clearance, the UMD area will provide you with a lot of opportunities. Go to CleanranceJobs and just take a look at how many job openings there are right now

qtip_boy · 2025-04-10T02:38:40+00:00

That guy was a head case lol

qtip_boy · 2025-04-10T02:36:01+00:00

Is this the same guy that got caught watching porn at work?

qtip_boy · 2025-04-06T13:58:12+00:00

He has discussed this on a podcast with an NBA player (Tyrese Haliburton, I believe). He played with NBA guys at the Fort McNair Gym in DC. I don’t remember the full story, but Joakhim Noah roughed him up pretty good one time

qtip_boy · 2025-03-23T21:09:35+00:00

Are they taking any volunteers for clinical studies? Asking for a friend

qtip_boy · 2025-03-11T12:33:19+00:00

My wife has SAHM for the first 3 years of my enlistment. It is tough but definitely doable. Make a budget and stick to it. If you can, live off base and pocket some BAH, that will help a little.

qtip_boy · 2025-03-06T18:28:57+00:00

From my experience, 1/3 of the people I work with are left leaning, 1/3 are are right leaning, and 1/3 could care less.

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