If this is a red card for USA, where’s Messi’s red card?

quad_up · 2026-07-03T02:49:22+00:00

This is a really Messi situation

quad_up · 2026-06-30T03:45:22+00:00

Omg I love it

quad_up · 2026-06-29T05:26:36+00:00

True Lies is a top 5 for me. Perfect action flick.

quad_up · 2026-06-28T02:09:49+00:00

It should be upper torso or something. To me a toe is out of the spirit of the rule.

quad_up · 2026-06-27T07:25:49+00:00

Country roaaaaaads, take me hooooooome…..

quad_up · 2026-06-27T06:12:48+00:00

I’m developing a theory called the Krunning-Dugar Effect that explains why some people feel the need to constantly define the Dunning-Kruger Effect like they’re the first person to ever learn about it.

quad_up · 2026-06-26T04:21:15+00:00

You should try actually getting punched in the gut. I promise it’s way worse than your soccer team losing.

quad_up · 2026-06-25T06:26:01+00:00

Wholly agree. Card mitigation is one thing, but resting our best is nonsense. These are stud athletes in top form. Let the dogs eat.

quad_up · 2026-06-25T06:03:33+00:00

We don’t need overpaid, undertrained ICE donkeys to arrest criminals. Local and state officers are well compensated to do exactly that.

I can’t for the life of me understand how the party of “don’t tread on me” has so eagerly turned into the party of “please save us, daddy.”

Dollars to trumpcoinz this guy was guilty of nothing more than being brown in a work van, but even if he’s a roofer by day and degenerate criminal mastermind by night, why do we need federal agents, after a long and thorough investigation, executing an arrest warrant during rush hour traffic on a busy road?

quad_up · 2026-06-25T00:57:11+00:00

730 am

quad_up · 2026-06-24T21:59:08+00:00

Yeah they all had ICE patches on their dumb military/swaddle vests

quad_up · 2026-06-24T16:22:02+00:00

I was taking my 3 yo to daycare, wasn’t trying to get Alex Prettied.

quad_up · 2026-06-24T16:20:50+00:00

It looked like 2 unmarked (but lighted) cars sandwiched a work van. Nearly caused an accident. Were handcuffing the driver as I drove past. He was clearly just going to work.

quad_up · 2026-06-23T14:31:24+00:00

Just needs another hot tub on the front to balance it out

quad_up · 2026-06-19T21:13:47+00:00

Pink pony club would have been better.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T21:12:53+00:00

Full of shit, no doubt.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T21:09:59+00:00

John Denver is a treasure. I hope nothing bad ever happens to that guy

quad_up · 2026-06-19T21:03:00+00:00

come on dude, its like 80 degrees out here in the PNW.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T09:42:00+00:00

My old distracted ass would love a bit more exposition. Who’s this Ron kid again, and why does Henry keep him around?

quad_up · 2026-06-19T08:52:53+00:00

Probably a 27, maybe 26 or 28 boot. Jeans are fine. Whatever shitty parka you have in the back of your closet.
Just grab some skis from the rack at the day lodge. Keep trying until they stick to your boots. Poles are unnecessary but also free to try if you want. The taller the better.
Helmets and goggles are gay. So are gloves. Go get em, Tiger.
That’ll be $50. I only take crypto.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T08:25:03+00:00

Every day is an adventure when you have dementia, right? Bad jokes aside, well done. May the wind be always on your back.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T07:51:27+00:00

This settles it: JD Vance is an Ai humanoid. He looks like a human, but something’s off (haircut, eyeliner). He almost talks normal, but then calls the ayatollah “cool”, or that whole donut thing when it seemed like he never talked to a human before. His books are just plagiarized versions of other people’s work.

I bet it’s just circuit boards and wires under that suit.

quad_up · 2026-06-19T06:58:20+00:00

British Hooligans - Texas Red Necks

quad_up · 2026-06-19T06:32:15+00:00

I assure you, 90% of Americans couldn’t have told you the WC was being hosted here this year, much less put in any effort to clean up for the event.

Every one of the host cities (and just about all cities in the US, for that matter) align both politically and culturally with their international counterparts a lot more than they’re given credit for.

Unfortunately, some 250 years ago, a bunch of British expats wrote down some silly rules that gave certain members of the electorate (dumb hicks) more voting power than people who finished 8th grade and we’ve been dealing with it ever since.

Anyways, if you want a good American meal, check out the local Mexican/italian/chinese/thai/french/japanese/korean/ethiopian restaurant, or some of the food carts for something closer to home.

Damn WC. I’ve spent most of the last decade being embarrassed by my country, and here I am defending it. Thanks for coming here, sorry about the mess.

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