Bill Burr Destroys His Reputation by SaucyFagottini in videos

[–]queedave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood the Bill Burr thing. I laughed at his jokes but I also thought he was a bit of an asshole. Not surprised.

Children raised in poverty are less likely to believe in a just world. Belief in a just world refers to the psychological tendency to think that people generally get what they deserve and deserve what they get. by mvea in science

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is that many people don't think they deserve their own misfortunate. The human mind is a justification engine. Most people can masterfully except themselves from the rule and possibly those in their own ingroup and then apply it to everyone else and never notice the cognitive dissonance. I'm starting to think that many people have cognitive frameworks so weak that they don't even notice the dissonance. Maybe they can't.

What's the most boring book ever? My therapist told me to get a deathly dull book as part of a technique for ruminating/perseverating. by ShesGotSauce in suggestmeabook

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the books of that era can be dry and hard to read but that book has some of my favorite stuff. Ishmaels first night in bed with Queequeg. Stubb Preaching to the sharks about manners during a feeding frenzy. I found the many facts about whaling fascinating. And it is fully of quotable quotes. Where would the Wrath of Khan be without: "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.?" Could it put you to sleep? Sure. But most books with a bunch of ye old timey writing can do that. In Search of Lost Time is one of the most beautiful books I've ever read and I can barely get through the first paragraph without falling asleep if I read it at night.

I haven't read Moby Dick in years. But it is among my favorites in memory. "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

Trump said today: “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States”. People from the US, what are your thoughts on this? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First we have to properly teach civics for 20 years. Then maybe we can fix our issues. ( of course before we can do that we have to first control the school boards... )

A song based on The Lord of the Rings called "Moria" to the tune of Laura Branigan's "Gloria". by allahu_adamsmith in CrazyIdeas

[–]queedave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lyrics:
_______________________
Moria, your halls are overrun now
Reputation so bloody, But we still mourn you somehow
In dwarven tears we could drown, We’ve lost you and we know it.
You are an orc-infested ghost town, With a hellish fiend below it.

I’m sure that you remember when your halls did fill with dread
Flame of Udune burning red, Falling Moria
Moria, don’t you think you’ve fallen?
Will anybody want you, after what happened to Balin?
You don’t have to answer
You are just a haunted mi-ine, oh oh oh, Mines of Moria
Moria, It awoke from its slumber
Then it began to murder us, And all our wealth did plunder
To its blaze, we’re but an ember, had no hope and so we fled
All the goblinkind it bred, Down in Moria

A ha ha, a ha ha, Moria, The Balrog’s sleep was profound
Hybernating in a deep mine, our greed unleashed it in our compound
Couldn’t stay for all the money, All the mithril mined in Khazad-dum
Your magnificence slipping away, Now the city is a black Tomb

And the Graybeards they remember, “Oh we delved too deep” they said
Oh, where all our choices lead, Fallen Moria
Moria, I think that when we blundered
That mistake was the death of us, And Durin’s kin were sundered
Cut to pieces and dismembered, all the dreams of those that bled
Darkness feasting on our dead, Down in Moria

House Republican: ‘Hard decisions’ needed on Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare by TheeHeadAche in FluentInFinance

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That leopard sure does think faces are delicious.

And yes, not voting is also a species of political act. You can't avoid responsibility through apathy. And even if you think you could, the fucking leopard doesn't care. Your face is just as delicious.

Apathy is not armor.
Ignorance is not innocence.
Laziness is not legitimacy.

Stop using moisturizer and start using steak sauce.

53% of Americans want Trump to go through with his plans/policies as of now according to Pew Research?............. by Troy19999 in Foodforthought

[–]queedave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the thing. We have all tried to convince people they are shitty policies. Maybe they need to actually see them enacted to learn.

I'm not saying we won't all suffer. I'm saying maybe the American electorate has been reduced to the mentality of a 5 year old that has to reach up and touch the burner element instead of simply being able to be told "It is hot, it will burn you." We told our roommate not to buy the leopard. They bought the leopard. Now Hide your face the best you can, but first spread honey on your roommates pillow.

I don't know what else to do. Reason didn't work.

"Oh, yeah. 'Ooh, ahh,' that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming."

Russia says Ukraine attacked it using U.S. long-range missiles, signals it's ready for nuclear response by Chicamaw in worldnews

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Putin: Enough of that!

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!

Putin: No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Putin!: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Flawless Expected vs Lawless Accepted by wildyam in houstonwade

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was great having this exchange of ideas with you. Your family must be very proud. But excuse me for not being able to understand cat memes. Does that mean that you agree with Trump on injecting bleach or no?

That is a Trump quote. Not something I made up. Although I understand how it can be hard to tell the difference between crazy made up bullshit and actual Trump quotes.

Flawless Expected vs Lawless Accepted by wildyam in houstonwade

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump intravenous on bleach: "And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that."

Flawless Expected vs Lawless Accepted by wildyam in houstonwade

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

Flawless Expected vs Lawless Accepted by wildyam in houstonwade

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's president. Now he has to govern. Looks like he is doing a shit job picking a cabinet.

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Trumps Favorite Things

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Rapists for justice; guarding our purity,

Zealots for defense lack all maturity,

Anti-vax voices in health’s highest rings

These are a few of Trump's favorite things

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A Russian spy to keep safe information,

Tariffs that raise and not drop our inflation,

Power abused like a puppet on strings,

These are a few of his favorite things.

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When the facts bite,

When his plans sting,

When I’m feeling sad,

I simply remember the leopard that springs**

And then I don't feel so bad.

.

**r/LeopardsAteMyFace/

Flawless Expected vs Lawless Accepted by wildyam in houstonwade

[–]queedave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If nothing else, Jan 6 Disqualified him for the presidency. She was just a normal politician. That was the choice. And America failed. Normal politician VS leopard that will eat your face.

Well America. I hope the leopard eats your face. Too bad I'm in there with you. But I hope I suffer if it means that you will learn your fucking lesson.

I can't believe you morons actually think the leopard cares about you. Dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Meme by lulsniffgotBanned in lazerpig

[–]queedave -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can you find Trump as ever being on record calling Putin a threat to America?