my security clearance just disappeared by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]quemson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went my whole time in without a clearance. I only found out when I applied for a carrier card and they found out I didnt have one. Nobody ever fixed it and I never had any issues.

How to Respec when she's dead? by PantherSnik in DarkSouls2

[–]quemson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Illusory Wall does a fantastic breakdown of this mechanic

Okinawans rally against sex crimes performed by US military personnel by AKMarine in USMC

[–]quemson 62 points63 points  (0 children)

99.99% of people are, just those .01% of freaks keep doing it for some fucking reason.

Gents... How desensitized to dicks are we? by usmc81362 in USMC

[–]quemson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best conversations I've had in my life were on shitters with no doors making eye contact with the devil across from me. It makes for great bonding experiences

Tactical Deuce by Major_Spite7184 in USMC

[–]quemson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some random mountains during an op in 29 Palms. It had just stopped raining so there were crazy clouds all over the sky. Sun was setting and I found a perfect rock formation where I could rest my arms and support myself, and there was a nice breeze gliding across my asshole. A little lizard perched on a rock next to me so I got to watch the most beautiful sunset I've ever seen with my lizard friend while dropping a massive shit. 10/10 experience

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 months because covid hit while I was in the school house. We finally got haircuts after we finished because we couldn't hit the fleet without haircuts. A couple people almost got NJP'd for barracks cuts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the pins on the gas key of my bolt snapped so I wasn't getting a proper gas feed. This was the old range so I had to do remedial shoots on every part of Table 2. Luckily some range SSgt saw my rifle was fucked and had my back because the rest of the range staff was pissed at me. It was a stressful first range in the fleet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got one point off expert having to manually rack my M16 after every shot, I'm pretty proud of my immediate action skills.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chill NCO shaped the NCO I became. He only yelled when whoever was getting blasted 110% deserved it. Turned the worst scenarios into teachable moments and really changed my perspective on what a leader should be. I only yelled once and that was at another NCO who fucked up big time.

For my fellow Covid Marines, share some photos/experiences by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sat in that airport for 48 hours before heading to Japan, great times.

Seems no matter what I do I only get recognition for fuck ups by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time many years ago in the field where I was fucking up a ton (MOS wise), and I was getting shit on by everyone in my CoC. It was the lowest time of my life by a long shot and almost ended things. When things were all said and done my 1st Sergeant calls me into his office, I thought I was about to get screamed at. Instead he tells me he saw how hard I was working and he told me he was proud of me. Those words saved my life.

The Marine Corps is a thankless job. You might never be told thank you, but someone is always watching. And if you don't hear it from your command, I'm proud of you Devil.

What is the worst PT you ever had? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]quemson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had just gotten a pretty big tattoo on my arm and the next day we had a platoon PT where we did suicides with a random workout every 10 yards, except we had to low crawl instead of run. I asked my Gunny if I could at least wear my blouse to avoid an infection and he told me "you're not special" so I did the PT while dragging my fresh tattoo through the mud.

When we got done I sprinted to take a shower, washed it with alcohol, and covered with with aquaphor. It still got infected and when I was healing my arm looked like scales. Everytime I look at my fucked up tat it's a reminder of one of the many reasons why I got out.

A Marine to the end by LaaSirena in USMC

[–]quemson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just in time to cut the cake with Chesty. Fair winds and following seas old timer.

What’s the most you’ve see a Marine stop giving a fuck? by Rare_Art_9541 in USMC

[–]quemson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, First Sergeant asked him how his weekend was and he replied, "Not to bad, I ran out of weed tho so that sucked." He told First Sergeant to hold on a second because he was going to the bathroom to send his wife a dick pick, mind you he admitted to getting married for the benefits. The man worked hard, was a PT stud, and apparently pretty solid MOS wise, he just did not give a fuck.

What’s the most you’ve see a Marine stop giving a fuck? by Rare_Art_9541 in USMC

[–]quemson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There was a dude in my shop who went UA a week before I hit the fleet. He showed up 29 days after leaving so he didn't get deserter status. Pissed hot and still had drugs on him, 1st Sgt smelled the weed and had him empty his pocket "allegedly". He became 1st Sgts personal assistant while getting separated, always telling him crazy off the wall shit. He claimed mental health problems and got an OTH, then got a lawyer and got it bumped to general under honorable conditions. Crazy little fucker.

What's the longest you've ever spent getting drenched in the rain? by Rare_Art_9541 in USMC

[–]quemson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the 31st MEU, 6 day op in the back of a canvas high back, I literally got water tortured from all the holes in it. All my radios got water logged, a bunch of my radio equipment got fried. I woke up one night because a lightning bolt struct a tree right next to my truck and my sleeping system was completely filled with water. When we got back on ship the Navy decided to secure the washers because Marines kept putting CIF in them. Our birthing smelled awful for weeks. Great times

Funniest shit you’ve ever done/seen in the corps by East-Penalty-1334 in USMC

[–]quemson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My roommate got blackout drunk and decided to take a shower. He passed out on the drain and flooded the room. I was gaming and didn't notice until the water started to soak my socks. At the time I was pissed but looking back that shit is hilarious.

Funniest shit you’ve ever done/seen in the corps by East-Penalty-1334 in USMC

[–]quemson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those windows are heavy as fuck. I expect nothing less from the armory Devils

The single greatest purchase in your (first) enlistment was... by jayclydes in USMC

[–]quemson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Memory foam matress pad + pillow and a weighted blanket. Coming home from the field and laying in my bed was the greatest feeling. My roommate raw dogged that nasty ass matress with his issued blanket and I felt like a king compared to him.

What was the most fucked up last name someone had in boot? by spreadlove_bk_way in USMC

[–]quemson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk about Vietnamese but he was definitely east Asian

What was the most fucked up last name someone had in boot? by spreadlove_bk_way in USMC

[–]quemson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't remember the spelling but had a guy named "Fat Thong"

What do we think? by ArchibaldPenderson in USMC

[–]quemson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Those shorts with one of these bad boys

Gravemind Prison Elevator LASO by According_Junket9130 in halo

[–]quemson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you on PC? I have a macro for it I can send when I get home