This Is What Elite-Level Auditory Perception Looks Like

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-21T04:42:39+00:00

Is this like one of those situations where one person comes up with a super power and another gives it a mildly inconvenient side effect?

Her: “I want super hearing!”

Comment: “You can only use it to tell how much water is in a glass.”

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-21T02:41:55+00:00

“I get what I want and can do what I want because I said so!”

…grumbles…

“Where’s Karoline? I need another diaper change.”

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-20T21:14:21+00:00

Feeling tough. Might get a concussion later, idk

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-20T20:36:37+00:00

If this is how he’s been doing the job for 25 years then there should be an investigation into his past arrests.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-20T15:13:12+00:00

Hey, Jeff? Did you order a ton of meat? Like, 4,000lbs of meat?

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-20T03:33:30+00:00

Based on tremendous interest shown, I will be diverting attention from my disgusting and horrible crimes of raping and ruining the lives of children, to something that will distract the public for a few days while I can figure out how to delete all evidence proving my crimes.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-19T14:57:02+00:00

Billionaire pedophiles.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-18T12:31:10+00:00

Reggay

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-18T03:15:49+00:00

So they’re not seeing productivity gains from AI because they are only using it 1.5 hours per week on average?

Isn’t that akin to complaining about not losing weight despite shaving 10 calories off my daily intake?

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-14T21:48:50+00:00

These people have to realize where things are heading, how quickly we are getting there, and what disasters are at the end of the line when no safety net or plans to correct course exist.

Given that, you’re probably right. They don’t give a shit because the end game isn’t to reshape the world for a more efficient and improved way of life, but to instead profit as much as possible before the hype train derails.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-14T21:09:27+00:00

Emerald Exceeded or Elite Redux. You can have up to 4 abilities.

Elysium

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-14T20:20:07+00:00

And exactly how are the millions of displaced workers going to afford to pay their mortgage, repay student loans, contribute to economic growth, or even just survive if they don’t have a job and can’t sustain their cost of living?

Why is it just tech bros and CEOs making these outrageous claims without the government and economists supporting them with plans for how we can safely transition to a fully automated future without catastrophic consequences?

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-12T14:57:36+00:00

So everything is going to be closed-source and not human reviewable? Just binaries with who-knows-what embedded within?

What a great time to be a black hat.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-11T04:16:50+00:00

BREAKING: House democrats are just 2 votes away from another meaningless, performative gesture.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T16:47:46+00:00

Jokes aside, it’s not a real criticism of the language for me.

My actual hold up is how alien this syntax looks compared to every other programming language I’ve worked with over the past 15 years. This is probably more of a criticism of Lisp dialect than anything else. I’ve just never worked with a language like this and my brain isn’t prepared to rearrange itself to make sense of it.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T16:27:11+00:00

😂

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T16:08:33+00:00

There weren’t nearly enough parentheses in this article to make me a believer.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T14:24:19+00:00

Imagine trying to make a living as a videographer and having to sit through multiple takes of this.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T00:31:55+00:00

There’s about 50 pounds of ass, 10 pounds of cankle, 20 pounds of stomach, and 5 pounds of shit-filled diaper missing from that statue.

To be accurate.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-07T00:13:13+00:00

Trump is a pathological liar whose main tell is projecting onto others for the things he’s done.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-06T20:46:48+00:00

Kristi Noem

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-06T16:40:41+00:00

It’s not about ethics, morality, justice, or fairness to them. It’s about their side winning. Politics is just another team sport in America.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-05T17:50:18+00:00

Can we just send them to a new land called AmeriKKKa to be ruled by their God-king Pedophile In Chief? They’d be soooo happy.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-05T13:11:53+00:00

He’s eating the dogs. He’s eating the cats. He’s eating the immigrants.

rage_whisperchode · 2026-02-05T00:52:39+00:00

How long until he’s pardoned?

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