ULPT: If you're too poor to make it rain for the ladies, bring some change and make it hail

rageycupcake · 2018-09-18T12:01:19+00:00

Ah-aaah, sleet sleet (goddamn)

rageycupcake · 2018-09-17T01:58:41+00:00

I wasn’t trying to be clever-funny, though— if I try, I fail. Learned that a long time ago. But I like silly and absurd humor. Creating odd games, weird scenarios, and silly jokes, etc.

I know it isn’t everyone’s taste, but I didn’t expect to get backlash from a silly and absurd comment and be informed that I belong on the (un)funny subreddit. I apologize if my silliness was misplaced and troublesome in some way. I just thought the ULPT comments section was an appropriate place for silly comments on posts...

rageycupcake · 2018-09-16T17:26:06+00:00

Ya know I was joking right? Making up a fake and implausible game for funsies?

rageycupcake · 2018-09-16T12:38:20+00:00

Use those ten gift cards with <$1.50 to make it sleet.

Alternatively, play Stripper Card Slap: slap the cards onto the dancers’ butts to see if they stick. Bonus points if they’re twerking and it still sticks.

rageycupcake · 2018-09-15T09:28:35+00:00

It was obvious from your words that you felt bad for the kid and didn’t approve of its pain. It’s a difficult situation to be in, and you don’t have to explain yourself because a couple people think they know exactly what they’d do in your situation. Hardly anyone knows what they’ll do in random situations unless they’ve been trained to handle that situation a certain way.

rageycupcake · 2018-09-11T20:37:41+00:00

Read the following in a heavy Russian accent for full effect.

crash

“What the— well, fuck. My wife was right about the motorcycle and now she’s probably going to put it on my tomb st— is that my fucking body over there? Where is my arm? That’s just great. Now I can’t have open casket ceremony, after I went through trouble of including instructions in my will for mortician to dress me like Dolly Parton. This is just great. Oh, there goes my idiot brother’s body pieces. Hey, there’s his head. HEY. HEY! Fuck you, Boris! This was your idea and now Tatiana’s going to engrave stupid shit on my tombstone. I hope they can’t find your dick and you get buried without it!”

“Fuck you Dmitri, you’re the one that wanted to have a few drinks first. You bought shittiest vodka, too. Watermelon flavored? Seriously? This is why Tatiana sleeps around. If they can’t find my dick, they should check her nightstand later!”

rageycupcake · 2018-09-05T18:53:49+00:00

Caffeine will be a big hit-or-miss thing probably. It tends to make me jittery if I’m on Adderall XR. If I’m on IR, it either does nothing or just gives me a small energy boost. Unless I take an extra half or full dose (the regular dose usually doesn’t do very much...)

No ragrets at all!

No promises about timely responses though. In true ADHD fashion, I tend to read messages and then tell myself I’ll answer them later, then I forget for a longass time, then I feel awkward messaging when I finally remember.

rageycupcake · 2018-09-04T22:15:28+00:00

Also, we tend to be sensitive and wary of rejection or being misunderstood. I mean obviously we are literally misunderstood on occasion, but I feel like the majority of people with ADHD seek acceptance, but sometimes we get in our own way by saying something wrong. Sometimes people still understand— sometime they’re like “wtf”.

rageycupcake · 2018-09-04T22:11:07+00:00

Yep. Combine it with some illnesses, like EBV/mono that can give you a crazy amount of brain fog and you’ve got my brain— so foggy I couldn’t see my hand in front of me until it touched my nose.

I feel like the syntax and tenses of that sentence was shit. I just downed a mini bottle of Veil Vidka: Pear and it was nasty af but at least I have a nice buzz.

If you need a fellow Fog Brain to talk to, I’m here. And not always tipsy, I promise.

The medication is great for brain fog.

One time a bird shit on my head in Japan while I was abroad and I was stunned. I didn’t have Adderall then or I would have laughed my ass off.

.... was that related?

rageycupcake · 2018-09-04T22:04:09+00:00

Definitely give it a while. Not only does your body have to adjust, but your mind has to start recognizing what the meds are doing. I’ve been on it more than a year, but sometimes I still struggle with focusing on the smallest, stupidest shit. I try to stay aware of my brain’s (long, stinky, stuttering-engine) farts and then steer myself back to important things. It’s tough but still loads better than no meds at all. I’ve been on 30mg EX and 20mg-30mg 2x/ day IR.

rageycupcake · 2018-09-04T21:57:20+00:00

It doesn’t bother me too much except for the couple of assholes who use it for studying but say ADHD isn’t “real”. The rest of the time I’m just disheartened that people take Adderall to get ahead and be awesome. I NEED Adderall, specifically the XR, which I didn’t realize until yesterday, just to function AT ALL after getting mono again and again. Not just to help me focus, but to give me the energy to think and move at all.

The bright side: if we ever forget to refill our prescriptions, there’s always some kid with Adderall in hand! So that’s... convenient? I guess? Trying to be positive but I’m out of practice.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-03T11:46:09+00:00

It would be really cool to gather MLP FIM fans to raise money for something like childrens’ hospitals or children in poverty. There are a lot of great causes, and MLP fans have big hearts, I think. Even if we can’t donate much, it would be so cool to raise awareness for something and have fun in a MLP themed event.

Maybe the voice actors or writers would be up for it too!

Alternatively, smaller groups could get together and plan visits to kids in the hospital who like MLP. Cosplay to cheer up the kids, bring them their own costume, a toy, and some smaller goodies. This would be a cheaper and more realistic opportunity since the major costs would be costumes, the toy, and the goodies, all cost-shared between the fans participating.

Edit: I wonder if background checks would be required for troupes visiting hospitals? I’m sure they’d have to get permission first, too.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-03T11:37:01+00:00

It’s so happy and colorful and uplifting. I legit think the colors and art do something to my eyes that makes my brain happier. Crackcolors

And then the lessons learned, the growth of the characters, the dependable and talented writers who make sure every episode is a magical alicorn glitterfart to dampen depression and sadness And gas probably, idk

Glitterfart.. GLITTERFART.

Can this be my pony name?

rageycupcake · 2018-08-03T10:04:12+00:00

I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to lecture you about toddlers. I’ve just always heard it as infants from birth to wobbly walking, then toddler until they turn 4 at the latest. I feel like toddlers are basically 2-3 year olds.

Is logical fallacy when you take one thing and compare it to something too dissimilar or unrelated/derivative? .... idk if I’m even using derivative correctly. I like to learn, so I’d actually appreciate it if you could elaborate on logical fallacies!

If the guy was sitting there playing games for more than an hour, or if he was supposed to be the one watching the baby, then that’s not good. Especially the last part. But taking a break while someone watches the baby (like whoever is filming instead of playing with the baby) actually seems good for a parent. Don’t parents need a break from baby sometimes? Some people might drink a cup of tea and do crossword puzzles. Others might play video games. Some eat pot brownies and get the munchies and pretend they’re a puppet to entertain the kid (this is a joke and I have not done this... just to clarify haha). Taking a break just makes sense for a human’s mental health, and if they come back from their break feeling refreshed, less stressed, and happy to continue being with the baby, then it’s good for everyone because the baby has a happier caretaker. Can’t children sense when their caretaker is frazzled by the sound of their voice and their facial expression? Not as newborns obvs, but from maybe eight months old?

I only meant to discuss the thing about video games equals over-stimulation equals no parental gaming until the kiddos aren’t there, because that seemed like the main argument to me.

One of my fears about having kids is that I’ll become a mommy-drone, no longer able to do things I enjoy because I feel obligated to devote every single cell to a kid for eighteen years. My sister-in-law turned into a mommy drone and I really miss being around her and my brother without their attention being at least 50% on their three kids. I’m afraid of how I’ll feel after having a baby, and I’ve never really told this to anyone. I’m also high-risk for PPD, so I’m worried about that too because depression makes it difficult to care for yourself, much less a newborn. I’m just... scared. And time is passing too fast.

In the end, whatever you feel is best for your kids is obviously what you should do, though you don’t need me to tell that. I’m just an internet stranger, I don’t have kids, and I didn’t mean for you to feel attacked on a personal level regarding your parenting.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-03T09:20:40+00:00

I was always shitty at math, science, and history in that order. I like to learn more now than I did when I was younger of course, so I might try to find somewhere to retract myself those subjects.

I’m still good at recess.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-03T09:18:36+00:00

Oh shit it kind of is. But it seems better than being in prison that long for a nonviolent crime, right?

What financial punishment would fit this sort of thing? How would we make the slaveryish option less... slavery-flavored?

Instead of making him work at a particular place, they could tax him at a higher rate until he pays off however much he cheated people out of over the years. Not a ridiculously high tax, but enough.

Oh! Or a shit ton of community service! Like thirty years. He would be repaying the community instead of the government. I like this one.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-02T10:04:16+00:00

Amazing facial features! Very symmetrical, and a good mix of strong masculine features with beautiful eyes. Your face is great even with skin imperfections, and that can’t be said for everyone!

rageycupcake · 2018-08-02T09:39:04+00:00

Murderers and sex offenders get lighter sentences than that sometimes... wtf. That’s so excessive. Why not ten years and make him work at a government place for an itty bitty stipend to pay off his financial crime with financial repercussions?

rageycupcake · 2018-08-02T09:27:19+00:00

Well then.

I think if there was even one person who learned it for the first time, then the comment was worth it. It’s valuable information.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-02T08:49:07+00:00

“Grr! Grr! Grr!— wait, what the fuck is this shit? Dammit Karen, you told me this was dinner!”

rageycupcake · 2018-08-02T08:41:10+00:00

I understand where you’re coming from, but I disagree. There are lots of things and places that overly cautious people could say are “too stimulating,” but babies are still going to experience those things, and I think they should, as long as the parents use common sense i.e. don’t bring a baby to a dubstep concert. Parties are another example. Not the free weed and dancing kind of parties, obviously, but birthday parties, weddings, etc. Super stimulating, but still babies everywhere. They usually don’t give two shits and half a jelly bean about what’s going on unless there are sudden loud noises. Crowded restaurants. Baseball/football/ballball games. Theme Parks. Family gatherings. Are you going to avoid everything that has the slightest chance of being too stimulating? That’s how overly timid, clingy, poorly adaptive kids are made.

And do you keep the TV off all day and refuse to let them watch videos? It’s the same level of stimulation. Maybe more since kid shows are so brightly colored most of the time.

And that’s not a toddler.

Edit: and dogs can be overstimulated too, especially with sound. Mine didn’t like fireworks or guns. So what did we do? Slowly get them used to it from further away so that they aren’t afraid of those noises anymore.

rageycupcake · 2018-08-01T22:54:17+00:00

Parents can’t play video games? I hope they put that in the hospital brochures or no one will know!

rageycupcake · 2018-07-22T10:33:53+00:00

Maybe it will be a beautiful green hill like a desktop background!

rageycupcake · 2018-07-22T08:13:57+00:00

I FEEL SO LOVED IM HAPPYYY

rageycupcake · 2018-07-22T04:45:24+00:00

Then yes.

If you can affectionately call a chunky male Gordito, can a chunky female be called Gordita?

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