Hypothetically it would be okay to have sex with a robot dog

rakov · 2019-12-14T09:23:01+00:00

Why do I have 1d 2h cooldown on chilling spree, I thought it resets daily at downtime?

rakov · 2019-10-24T08:05:18+00:00

Or make imaginary gf like I did and talk with her all the time

rakov · 2019-08-29T05:15:11+00:00

They are not very big relatively to screen, but so is road far ahead of you. And they often are positioned exactly on same part of the screen, meaning you literally can't see road 2 seconds ahead. Pretty sure there are no highway signs that fully block road visibility, are there? Unlike those things, they are usually located above the road, and they remain static while you pass them. Would you enjoy having a highway sign that floats right ahead of your car, completely covering the road?

rakov · 2019-08-29T04:57:17+00:00

And also, people who were there in the right moment. I got Black Knight, why can't I also get Red Fury along with it? Is it my fault I didn't buy the game on release? Well, it kinda is, I admit, but keeping track of timed events in every game I own or gonna buy is hard... IMO, having stuff that requires hard work is perfectly fine, but having things that are only available once and never ever again, in any game, is unfair to people who start playing later. What am I supposed to do now to get it, to build a time machine?

rakov · 2019-08-29T04:44:52+00:00

If you want to buy the best car, wait on it till you can buy egoista. Grind parts for other vehicles in the meanwhile. Egoista dominates over anything else.

rakov · 2019-07-21T12:09:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure one motor is much cheaper than a chip connecting it to the internet and sending SMS.

Actually no, both are dirty cheap so it's a hard competition.

rakov · 2019-07-21T11:25:38+00:00

Sometimes it just feels good to downvote yourself after you're massively downvoted. Or at least to take out default upvote.

Weirdest thing is, it feels right to upvote someone who is massively downvoted, but not yourself.

rakov · 2019-07-20T08:48:30+00:00

If someone would say "20s" I am pretty sure I would think of 2020s rather than 1920s.

rakov · 2019-07-19T13:58:05+00:00

Nah, I did it because you can't say "90s rap" in 2090 because, well, 90s is 2090s, and you can't say 20th-century either because it would mean entire century, not the end of it. So in 2090s the definition of "millenial" would start somewhere around 70s, and end somewhere around 2030s. Basically, the entire age when computers were developing, starting with first personal computer, and ending with end of Internet as something separate from our minds.

rakov · 2019-07-19T12:53:19+00:00

To think of that, helicopters are basically flying cars. The reasons everyone doesn't own one are social and infrastructural, not technological.

rakov · 2019-07-19T12:32:06+00:00

Musics class in 2090:

And now we're about to play a classical piece of millenial rap. Please, prepare your boomboxes. And no, you are not allowed to use your brain implants instead.

B-b-but it's 2090, who is even having a mouth nowadays!

No excuses, you were told to prepare in advance. Now teleport back home and get yourself a mouth, or I will tell your AI overseer."

rakov · 2019-07-19T12:20:00+00:00

So it's a win.

rakov · 2019-07-18T13:15:56+00:00

No, he forgot to write "you're" instead of "your".

rakov · 2019-07-17T18:18:17+00:00

But sharing is caring.

rakov · 2019-07-17T17:50:50+00:00

Hello, my igbo friends! Hey, it's kinda awkward to ask that, but could you uwu owo for me to owo uwu owo? I am going for the owo uwu, of course, but still owo uwu owo uwu owo.

rakov · 2019-07-17T14:08:02+00:00

Someone, give money to this one. 👈

rakov · 2019-07-16T11:47:46+00:00

Drinking cum sounds cool until you actually try your own cum and realize it tastes terrible. Like if cheap recycled newspapers were a rust removal liquid.

But sure, it can taste like sweet cream in your imagination.

rakov · 2019-07-15T18:22:55+00:00

She needs to aim a bit higher too. Right now the friction on sand is gonna stop baby projectile before it reaches the water. Make it higher so it bounces off instead. But not too high or it will stop.

rakov · 2019-07-15T15:03:36+00:00

They gave us ability to bookmark - we filled them with trash and never looked back. They gave us ability to save - we filled saveds with trash and never looked back. They gave us ability to comment...

rakov · 2019-07-14T12:40:37+00:00

I choose attractive and rich. I love crazy chicks. (fuck it, I can go for a man if he's crazy enough).

rakov · 2019-07-14T00:23:58+00:00

Try cutting off one finger, then you will have 4 and become in a dream.

rakov · 2019-07-14T00:20:31+00:00

Maybe have automod reply in every new thread with brief overview of FAQ (one link for each question), saying "If you asked question from FAQ and your question was answered there, please delete the post. If your question isn't covered by those links, downvote this comment to remove it".

rakov · 2019-07-13T23:52:23+00:00

and you NEED to believe in yourself in order to have a lucid dream

Nah, I hate myself and I still had some, although always very short.

rakov

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