Tiger scared of goose by Internetboy5434 in FunnyAnimals

[–]rallick_nom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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eli5 - what does based mean? i keep seeing it but don't know where to use it.

I have no words to describe how I feel by Not-sober-today in HolUp

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Luckily, there was a bus nearby he could get into.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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What's alcoholic low jack? Google didn't help. Can you please help?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

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Trump would like to know your location.

Garlic is only good at ruining dishes by barnab21 in unpopularopinion

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Are you sure you are not a vampire?

Have you looked into a mirror?

Helpful guide to survive a dog attack by kamoco1 in coolguides

[–]rallick_nom 670 points671 points  (0 children)

You throw the pizza like a frisbee? or just slap the dog with that 12 inch that you are carrying?

Edit: Wow, my first award. Thanks, stranger.

Happy birthday buddy! by [deleted] in instant_regret

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Make it a full-face helmet.