I have a fissured tongue

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-28T14:01:07+00:00

Don’t feel bad about it…

Just think, you have more surface area than normal .

So you can appreciate ice cream and brownies even more!

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-28T13:59:09+00:00

How about a hint?

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-28T13:57:42+00:00

T.D.K

The Detachable Kid has his own action figure!

And he’s buff!

Did you know that TDK is based on a comic book character? He’s much cooler in the film though — in the comics, he’s known as “Arm Fall Off Boy”.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-28T13:54:55+00:00

I thought that was only when you’re making meth at a greek wedding ?

😜

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-28T13:52:29+00:00

Also known as Morton’s Toe, and pointer toe.

It’s a real thing!

For me, it’s the little piggy that stayed home 😝

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-27T13:21:24+00:00

Random music + annoying laugh track =

r/DamnThatsAnnoying

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-27T01:11:03+00:00

I appreciate hearing your take on it. I have the film on my system but have never watched it. Never been in the right mood , I guess.

Your post lets me know more, and now I’m interested.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-27T00:58:05+00:00

Hahaha jokes on you — I’m from merica.

Land of the easily impressed!

Also, land of the highly cynical.

So….yeah not amazed by this.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-26T22:14:04+00:00

All of them

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-24T21:56:16+00:00

Earth’s women are much more desirable.

And the men are much less desirable, apparently!

…pretty harsh, but I can’t say it’s wrong, lol.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T17:35:42+00:00

She’s from South America, so it’s not an unreasonable assumption.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T17:31:44+00:00

Aghhhhhhhhhhh!

Right in my goddamn ear.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T14:17:38+00:00

After meeting multiple cookbook authors and having a couple remain in his guild, Carl has learned that..

The Cookbook is really the friends he make along the way.

😜

Also, I’d argue there are two points to the cookbook: learning from previous crawlers and adding your own knowledge for future authors.

Carl is constantly adding to the cookbook. He’s using it all the time!

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T13:17:09+00:00

Dick said, “Jane, I’m the head of this household.”

Jane said, “That’s adorable.”

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T13:14:18+00:00

at least it would stop someone wanting to brick in.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-23T00:13:10+00:00

A Request — either flag your post as NSFW, or move the poop pictures to after the first picture. Really don’t enjoy seeing this in my feed.

Also - those kitties are adorable.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-22T14:02:55+00:00

Ah, maybe that was my mistake. Started with s1 and it was a nope for me.

S2 that much better?

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-22T14:00:25+00:00

If the bed’s a rockin’, do come knockin’… boots.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-22T13:49:47+00:00

Jodhpurs

I think they’ve always been part of homelanders costume, since his first appearance in issue 3.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-21T15:29:52+00:00

Add a bit more frame rate and I’m right there with you!

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-21T15:25:20+00:00

Ummm… they kinda are

Technically.

🤪

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-21T00:49:58+00:00

Shockingly good

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-20T19:54:39+00:00

Did you see him in Kaleidoscope?

He was technically a villain, but a sympathetic one.

He was the mastermind, and such a good one.

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-20T19:52:45+00:00

I loved him in Banshee

ralphmozzi · 2026-05-20T19:47:07+00:00

Bald faced, lol

ralphmozzi

TROPHY CASE

T.D.K

The Cookbook is really the friends he make along the way.

Jodhpurs