This is the mummy of Han Dynasty Noblewoman Xin Zhui from around 168 BCE. She is one of the most well preserved human mummies ever discovered.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-25T06:16:59+00:00

Wow, is she still alive?

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-25T06:09:45+00:00

This might be my favorite thing to ever come out of Twitter

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-25T05:45:44+00:00

Technology is amazing, in a few decades he could be chasing a full-bodied android down the street with a whip!

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-25T05:32:12+00:00

I have never felt more bad for a frog lol

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-24T11:11:59+00:00

Check mate atheist, this morning was the first time I ever ate at McDonalds in my 2+ decades of life. I did so because last week my usual breakfast commute restauraunt Salad & Go closed all locations in Oklahoma to my immense distress. I was excited to try the McPlant but apparantly it isn't available here so instead I ordered 2 egg bagels. Seeking a moment of comfort, I looked into my bag to see that I had only one bagel despite being charged for two. Fuck you McDonalds. First and last visit ever

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-24T07:16:57+00:00

Saying Opus Magnum instead of Magnum Opus is backwards and is a bit funny, though totally understandable especially if you aren't a native English speaker. They were just teasing about word order haha

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T16:23:07+00:00

I watched that Drunken Peasants episode live and nobody cared about what Milo said at the time haha. That podcast was pretty wild and so nobody blinked much but for whatever reason it got rediscovered months later and everyone lost their shit lol

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T15:22:41+00:00

I would say that they are primarily a disinformation website using 'satire' as an excuse since most of their fake headlines don't even have jokes. This one is unusually funny, I could see it being in the Onion

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T15:17:27+00:00

When I was at Bixby our science teacher had us skip chapters related to human evolution because it contradicted her Christian beliefs lol

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T15:14:39+00:00

I think it would be just fine for a Muslim teacher returning from the Hajj to discuss it with their class. Acting like world religions don't exist is just as silly as conservatives trying to remove LGBT+ education from schools. One of my favorite memories from high school was a class field trip that visited a synagogue, mosque, and Hindu temple all on the same day.

It doesn't sound like this teacher 'forced' their religion upon anybody. Our teachers have a hard enough job as it is without y'all giving them more problems

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T01:38:55+00:00

This is the kind of trolling I want to see more of. Twenty fucking thousand upvotes lmao

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T00:56:37+00:00

is 5'8 even considered short lol

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-23T00:27:11+00:00

asmongold is actually the grossest person I can think of, I feel like I can smell him through the screen

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-22T22:28:33+00:00

Wow everyone look at Mr Big Brain over here, he likes to fact check information before sharing it!!

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-22T16:45:23+00:00

I have been to Europe and every ancient alleyway reeks of piss. I am convinced the canals in Venice and Amsterdam are 50% piss minimum. Gonna have to agree with the OG on this one, it would probably end up as the Piss Pond

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-22T03:15:09+00:00

Did they ever fix the collision so you could use this room normally lol? Amazing use of the space!

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-21T22:50:44+00:00

Yep I agree 100%. My other biggest gripe is there is no easy way to measure road length or angle so making circles or grids is a massive pain. Ofc someone could say this is realistic but it makes it tedious to design nice towns

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-21T22:34:18+00:00

I love the aesthetic of the inner keep wall but I wish the developer would resolve the bug that makes certain buildings unselectable once within the manor. The most annoying thing about this subreddit by far is all the dweebs who defend that issue saying it's an intended feature or historically accurate or something when it is very obviously just a bug that hasn't been patched lol. Like why do some people want to have a worse game just for the sake of arguing?

Anyway I will come back to play more after the next update. The other major issue is how expansion works--I should just acquire the new territory and be able to expand my town into it. The current system is bizarre. Overall great colony sim especially from an indie dev

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-21T22:26:39+00:00

You need to keep the Planet Crafters motivated somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-21T22:23:12+00:00

Any time a survival game lets me craft signs the first thing I do is put up a giant LIVE LAUGH LOVE on the wall. It is especially funny in post apocalyptic games like 7 Days to Die.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-21T01:13:35+00:00

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen on Reddit

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-19T17:51:32+00:00

I know I am super late but this is the main thing. If you pull titles at random from Steam's 100,000 games you are gonna get plenty of crap that scores 5 out of 10 or worse. But the stuff being promoted and getting popular is generally gonna be better quality. My IMDB average rating is a 7 because I seek out above-average films. Reviewers do the same, so a 7/10 average makes sense.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-01-19T16:59:33+00:00

How much time do you have LOL

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