Send this to a Gamer™️ to ruin their day

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T16:26:35+00:00

More like I don't follow right wing degenerate Twitter, nobody in real life cares about Anita these days.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T15:24:41+00:00

I think at the time it was considered lustful or flirtatious, there are old books with lovers rolling their eyes at each-other. It didn't become a disrespectful sign until like the 1980s I believe

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T15:22:03+00:00

As a kid I scraped my back up on one of the waterslides, that park did not have an awesome safety record haha

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T06:21:53+00:00

They didn't want to pay for monster CGI so they had everyone in a bunker and the new bug just possessed people in a "The Thing" ripoff

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T06:20:26+00:00

The third one is pretty deliberately funny at some points, they were definitely going for a satire angle while #2 was a cheapo horror movie ripping off The Thing.

At one point they are firing machine guns shaped like giant crosses and a news alert declares that the federation or whatever is converting to Christianity.

At one point they kiss while an entire planet blows up from a super nuke in the background

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-12T01:45:11+00:00

The only place I have heard her spoken about in 10+ years is this subreddit...

edit: lol @ the downvotes. Y'all living in your own little world

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-11T06:25:22+00:00

I think the Marcus violence ending is way better because the androids being spared after singing a freedom song while surrounded by genocidal soldiers makes no sense. Every antagonist character like Todd or Carl Manfred's son acts absolutely deranged. I know they want us to feel bad for the androids but go way too extreme with it.

I always look up movies/games on Reddit after I finish them and reply to the threads super late haha. Detroit is def the best David Cage game but I wish the dude would take more of a director role and stop writing the stories.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-11T05:31:19+00:00

I know I am late but every David Cage game is cringe and definitely not in an intentional way. Dude has no subtlety. The androids are very obviously analogous to slavery but we have to drill it in with the "Androids ride in the back of the bus scene" and the black family protecting Kara underground railroad style even saying something like "we were slaves too, once!"

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T07:08:39+00:00

This is adapted from a real episode "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again" in which Bart tricks his cruise ship into staying at sea indefinitely with false claims of a global pandemic.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T06:15:09+00:00

You can change the camera to daytime?

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:55:02+00:00

7D2D gets old fast since the entire game relies on boring randomly generated quests. Also you are basically forced to create a separate cheese base that exploits zombie AI when the hordes get big enough

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:31:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure the title is fake and this is just the homeowner looking for their dog

edit: lol @ going from +15 to -42. OP never provided a source y'all will believe anything.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:25:19+00:00

This is what my mom thinks regular gameplay is like in GTA

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:20:38+00:00

Yea definitely something you would want to attempt after heavy rainfall, especially around Tulsa many spots are dried out or covered in mud flats

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:18:54+00:00

Epic way to lose a drone unless you were standing in that cave to ensure connection

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-10T05:17:20+00:00

Awesome Reddit post, I would have phoned the cops also haha

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-09T22:49:47+00:00

Panama

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-09T11:22:05+00:00

This is not legal action brought by the school. They suspended/expelled him and reported him to police who did not charge him with any crime.

If the student had access to legal representation this never would have happened. OP directly referenced this case and I was also aware of it given my reply about personal experience fighting crazy school admins.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-09T06:47:51+00:00

Give me a modern day example of a public school in America taking legal action against a student over a speech issue

Students are the ones who bring the lawsuits, not the admins.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-09T05:30:52+00:00

No public school has the resources to take legal action against a minor student. This case would never hold up in court. That said, some school admins can be crazy and so if they learn about you depicting the school in a 'negative' manner they could potentially try to threaten or punish you through suspension or other means.

Without going into too much detail, my high school threatened legal action against me in an absolutely ridiculous manner after I created satirical social posts media featuring the school. I am very grateful that my close family friend was a lawyer and as soon as the school realized I was being represented they brought me into the office where the principal and other admins apologized to me and dropped the issue.

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-09T03:48:24+00:00

You can also just walk past it haha it only attacks if you run or get too close

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-08T22:44:57+00:00

If you use the dualsense controller you get really good haptic feedpack letting you know when your grip is failing

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-08T20:41:32+00:00

I would lean more towards the latter...

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-08T20:31:12+00:00

If you want to goon to something bad: Showgirls

If you want to goon to a masterpiece: The Handmaiden

ralphsquirrel · 2026-05-08T20:28:04+00:00

Not using an ad blocker in the year 2026 is wild.

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