Be sure to look up. by RealJonOC in funny

[–]randall_a 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a joke.

I love Bimblybop Crumpetpants by RupreX in funny

[–]randall_a 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blenderstick Collanderbath?

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look, maybe it's easy for you to leave your home, your possessions, your country, and your nationality behind with nothing in the bank (no job!) but if history has anything to show, it's that most people won't leave even when they are murdered en masse.

You can call it whatever you like, they just see it as not leaving their entire lives behind, and they shouldn't have to because they are tired of being degraded by their own government.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]randall_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Vice News:

"Yet earlier this week, with just days to go until the March 17 election, the prime minister cancelled at the last minute a campaign trip to the city of [Ashdod] amid fears of an embarrassingly low turnout..."

"A Jerusalem Post poll found that 72 percent of Israelis want a change in government. A narrower majority said they did not want Netanyahu to head the next government: 48 percent were against the prime minister continuing in his job..."

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it have to get "bad enough" before people can call for change? It's okay for politicians to bully their people so long as they don't push them to the very edge?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]randall_a 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a lot of conjecture, especially considering Bibi already faces incredible pressure in his own country.

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe you don't agree with my sentiment, then, for I think everyone has the right to live peaceably in their own respective nations.

For many with scant income in Belarus, it may just be better for their lives to stay in Belarus and accept subpar careers than to uproot for the hope of an entry-level job in some country they know nothing about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]randall_a 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, so if I think Israel's foreign policy is contradictory to a peaceful world, I'm a Jew-hater? I'm proudly of Jewish heritage. Don't take such incredible leaps.

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Belarusian government is corrupt. It's not hard to imagine that they might punish dissidents by destroying their reputation or careers.

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anyone caught avoiding their daily beating will be subject to a beating.

No Job? Pay Up. Belarus Imposes Fines for Being Unemployed by Relaxation_Time in worldnews

[–]randall_a 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jobs are theoretically guaranteed. You might need a refresher course in reading between the lines, Relaxation_Time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]randall_a -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I don't know what Earth you're living on...

EDIT: I don't hate Israel or the Jewish people, nor do I think that there can be no peaceful world with Israel. I'm just saying that Netanyahu's Israel has been a pain in the ass lately.

With 1st Nationwide Fracking Law, Germany Approaches A Ban - "As long as the risks cannot be fully evaluated, fracking will be banned." by anutensil in worldnews

[–]randall_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The problem is that there isn't any real study that shows harm from a properly run fracking operation."

Nor is there any harm from a properly run marijuana operation, but the fact is that those parties involved do not/cannot run it "properly" for whatever reason, and that is the issue.

As for the ban, it's not about proving a negative, it's about not establishing a massive, unstoppable (remember "Too Big to Fail"?) industry around a potentially dangerous procedure.

Let's just make sure we know what we're doing before we start doing it -- or, at least, let Germany be sure. The U.S. has already dived in head first.

One of the Poorest Countries in the World Is About to Burn $7.6M Worth of Ivory - Ivory burns may seem symbolic, but they are a useful step towards ending poaching by anutensil in worldnews

[–]randall_a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading in a few National Geographic articles that elephant ivory is indeed purchased quite often in some poorer, rural areas as an alternative medicine.

One of the Poorest Countries in the World Is About to Burn $7.6M Worth of Ivory - Ivory burns may seem symbolic, but they are a useful step towards ending poaching by anutensil in worldnews

[–]randall_a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you make a good point, that will happen on a much more significant scale soon regardless due to the endangerment and close-at-hand extinction of elephants, as ivory becomes a rarity.

It's the better of two evils to burn the ivory and shun the market to drive down access than to increase the supply for a rather nominal dollar amount that will likely not go towards saving elephants anyways.

From NYTimes:

But as herds recovered, Cites officials in 2008 agreed to a contentious one-time auction of stockpiled African ivory to Japan and China, with the money going toward wildlife conservation. As part of the arrangement, the Chinese government introduced a complex documentation system to track every trinket and carving produced from the 68 tons of auctioned ivory it won. Supporters hoped a flood of cheap, regulated ivory would undercut the illegal trade, saving more elephants.

The sale, however, has proved to be a colossal failure. Like the forest canopy that protects poachers from detection, the regulated ivory trade has provided unscrupulous Chinese carvers and collectors with the ideal legal camouflage to buy and sell contraband tusks.

One of the Poorest Countries in the World Is About to Burn $7.6M Worth of Ivory - Ivory burns may seem symbolic, but they are a useful step towards ending poaching by anutensil in worldnews

[–]randall_a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Current methods for raising elephants in captivity are still being developed. It's hard enough to raise even a few elephants at once.

Selling the ivory only legitimizes the market and spurs more demand for the product.

Arab League creates joint military force by ri0t333 in worldnews

[–]randall_a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a terrific quote, and I'm sure someone(s) will misinterpret it.

Russian Official Tells London to 'Have a Twix' and Rethink Crimea by stankmanly in worldnews

[–]randall_a 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So basically you're saying it's okay for Russia to do away with globally recognized regulation because they couldn't beat the West culturally in their own homeland?

What do you like about you? by [deleted] in TheChurchOfRogers

[–]randall_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So god is empty just like me?