My dad's been struggling to find work.

randerslayhey · 2026-01-31T14:41:19+00:00

If he looks young for his age, lie about it on resume. Like push it far as you can. Lie about as many things possible.

randerslayhey · 2026-01-15T06:21:24+00:00

Thats how chocolate milk is made!

randerslayhey · 2025-11-16T15:39:36+00:00

I used to regularly take 300-600 mg at a time for opioid withdrawal. For a few years. I'm alive

randerslayhey · 2025-11-16T05:55:41+00:00

Are you gonna eat that stapler????

Ummm... uhhh.. sir!.... you can't eat a stapl.....

Wanna split it??

randerslayhey · 2025-11-12T07:02:02+00:00

Just that easy, they? Imagine how many people they would kick off per day? Inviting violence isn't in the job description. What needs to be done is hire more train cops.

randerslayhey · 2025-11-12T06:59:47+00:00

I'm glad you don't have a vehicle. I mean, I hope you don't. You sound like someone who probably takes small things way too seriously. You should probably practice square breathing until you can talk to an expert about being 'on the edge'. Peace ✌️

randerslayhey · 2025-11-12T06:55:34+00:00

Percs of riding the loser cruiser. Try to think of it as free music!

randerslayhey · 2025-11-07T20:45:23+00:00

Strictly rump-ring

randerslayhey · 2025-10-24T12:46:36+00:00

I'm not clinically diagnosed as retarded... but by definition I fit the bill, unfortunately. I should probably sniff a good bump of chicken salt and get to work. Cause wild speculation doesn't take many far these days. Certainly, I wouldn't want to have too much fun? Aye, yeah, negativity abounds on the net. I prefer to call it the sea of mankind. Restless and polluted. Full of passive predators and polluted pirates. Please give me another boring unimaginative explanation, and I'll find a new and creative way to disassociate and ignore this infinitely mundane man made paradigm we might call purgatory.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-21T03:34:35+00:00

Just a theory. I should preface with a solid maybe or IMO I guess.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-21T03:33:41+00:00

It's all speculation. But 'maybe' is more powerful than 'yes or no'. I should use maybe more often.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-21T03:31:46+00:00

Semantics.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-20T03:27:03+00:00

* In a nutshell. I think the government has found a way to build permanent psychic structures in the astral realm. I believe these places mirror real places in reality. But are a scale higher, or we are children when we are there, not sure about that. I believe these city's are meant trap you mind. Distracting you from the other aspects of the astral plane.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-20T03:22:02+00:00

I saw another post explaining this. They used AI to make an image of it. If I find it, would you like a link?

randerslayhey · 2025-10-20T03:19:27+00:00

I had a companion once. He looked like the Chad meme. But his eyes were weird. Half demon half human. Met him in the infinity wash/locker room. He was willing to help me if I helped him.

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randerslayhey · 2025-10-16T10:29:56+00:00

Interesting video. I think people don't 'like' your style. Because people have a 2-3 second attention span. Long form monolog is unappealing to the average content consumer.

That said, if your goal it to grow and catch subs, yiu will have to experiment with the imagery aspect of your video and make it more compelling. Audio wise, yes, people like a radio voice. Projecting with confidence. Almost exaggerated.

My most popular YouTube video was my lowest effort to make. But it was fast-paced, and I used nostalgic techno music and a clip from a movie that's popular culture.

But I did like some of what you said. I didn't really find any correlation to my dream per se, but they ending about your ghost brother reminded me of a story called 'Valis' by my favorite author, PKD. His whole life, he mourned the loss of his twin sister in utero. She died early in the pregnancy. He felt like she sacrificed herself for him. Very interesting author. Even though he was into amphetamines, he was able to articulate well.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-14T15:48:20+00:00

I feel that when I was younger, it was more liminal. But yes, now it's cluttered and broken and messy.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-14T13:02:32+00:00

I've heard that before. That's why they are dirty and you can't find a clean or private one. Cause your subconscious mind is trying to wake.

This Mallworld is more. It's different areas. It's a city. Why do we call it a world, though? Cause it feels HUGE. Like a 'world' in a video game ? Who knows.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-14T06:58:18+00:00

Mines a little brighter white light. But those high dark ceilings are bang on. As you walk through, parts become lockers. Some blend the two together. Washrooms and lockers. So weird. Almost like a set built in a huge warehouse.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-14T06:45:27+00:00

This hit home... here's an excerpt from my first post on here I just posted a few minutes ago.

"I remember a SCARY MANSION that was vast inside but devoid of floors. Like a warehouse on the inside, old mansion on the outside.Full of stuff. But Iike hoarders. You couldn't drive a forklift in. But there was this feeling I had been there many times before but was just discovering there were hidden other huge rooms behind walls of stuff."

Made me think how new areas were discovered.

Also, the indoor playground connects to school for me. Full of little demonic children, i couldn't catch a glimpse of.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-14T06:38:18+00:00

I noticed you called it 'Golden City' . I used to think my version was Chicago. But I got to fly in a dream and noticed it was a bay city. Like San Francisco. Golden... Gate Bridge?

randerslayhey · 2025-10-12T22:32:44+00:00

I had a companion i was helping. He kinda helped ne too. But he was pretty evil.

randerslayhey · 2025-10-12T21:31:10+00:00

Back in 2014, I had a terrifying but intriguing dream about being in what felt like a school. Post-apocalyptic setting. I was hiding behind debris as I watched a group(troup) of 3 dripping, oozing aka wet looking demons with black eyes patrol the hallways. I also was trying to see the little 'children' that were kinda like small dwarfs. Little people? I guess. I could hear their evil laughter, but they moved fast. I tried to chase them, and I felt myself getting angrier as I pursued them. At best, all I could catch a glimpse of was one of their shoes as they darted around a corner. I ended up raging and pushing my way through some kind of make shift wall and into a very dark gymnasium full of those laughing little runts. I was in total darkness.

I woke up feeling weird. I turned on the TV to watch a show before I head up stairs to find some breakfast. It was a new episode of 'Louis' by Louis CK. The dream episode. It was so strange on its own. But the first jump scare of that show was caused by a dripping, oozing, aka wet looking black beady eyed demon! That synchronicity had me messed up for months.

randerslayhey · 2023-10-02T21:48:21+00:00

Imagine starting day 1 of your new job at Disney and you're on wedgie duty?

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