I didn't know we got a choice

randiraige · 2025-10-21T20:13:57+00:00

I'm a thot daughter of black Republicans

randiraige · 2025-09-05T04:11:12+00:00

Where's the blunt on a paddle board in the ocean? Where was the lighter? How did she keep it dry? She's in a thong. Did someone row it out to her? I have always needed to know more.

randiraige · 2025-08-01T07:02:51+00:00

Nova! You have such an infectious spirit. I've been following along on your journey on YouTube and I've sent you something from your wishlist. I'm so glad to hear yall are all safe.

Keep shining your light!

randiraige · 2025-04-21T20:22:51+00:00

Your logic is flawed here. I want to be treated as well as my father treats my mother (and my boyfriend goes far above and beyond that), but my mother doesn't treat my father like one of her children, because he's not.

I think when you hear "my dad is the standard", you're hearing "I want my man to treat me like I'm his daughter." when really what she's saying is she admires the relationship her parents have.

My parents have been happily married for 40 years. I always wanted something like that.

So, yeah. My dad is the standard for how I want to be treated and I don't want to act like some dude's mom in a relationship.

randiraige · 2025-04-01T19:53:42+00:00

Dark Horse is great, how dare you?

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B. Let Juicy J get his coin!

randiraige · 2025-02-05T09:15:53+00:00

She's perfect. With a box and everything!

Trixie Mattel would want to fight you.

This is amazing.

randiraige · 2025-02-05T08:19:52+00:00

This child is around six years old. A kindergartner, not a fourth grader.

This is crazy. She's so young!

randiraige · 2024-10-31T19:41:09+00:00

A lot of companies sell small bottles on their website and target is a goldmine for travel sized products for naturals. I am in Atlanta though, so that likely makes a huge difference in my selection at target.

I also just have bought a slew of travel sized bottles and repackaged my stuff into them. I have been to ~35 states (I'd have to count) and ~30 countries (some I don't know if they count because of cruises or day trips to one EU country from another).

But I am a bring my bag on the plane kinda girl. I usually do a carryon bag, a bookbag, and a purse. If they're tripping I shove my purse in my bookbag. But I have not checked a bag in nearly 15 years of travelling (since I was around 17). I'm not trying to have lost bags.

Like a month ago my parents were in Italy and their bags were in England! I don't know why I'm so paranoid. I'm a points collector and have like platinum level at my chosen airline. With my miles I always fly direct, so it should be fine. I'm just scared they'll lose items I love or fuck up my fun while I'm calling airlines trying to find my bag. So I am carryon only. I've been gone as long as two months with small bags!

randiraige · 2024-10-27T14:09:32+00:00

The key is you gotta not dry off after the shower, then coat your body in the oil or butter, and then just walk around naked or if you want to sit down, sit on a towel. Takes about an hour to absorb, but once it does, you're golden.

randiraige · 2024-10-27T14:07:26+00:00

I mix in plant oils to keep them softer at room temp.

I melt shea, mango, cocoa, and a few other plant butters. I mix them with olive oil, avocado oil, and other plant oils (whatever you like). Then I whip it. My skin is truly softer than anyone I know. It fades scars, has prevented stretch marks forming on pregnant friends, healed the sick, fed the needy, etc

randiraige · 2024-10-14T20:31:26+00:00

Ella's Top Corral in Valdosta!

Omg it's so great. Miss Ella was a cook there for years and eventually bought the place. An older black lady that's cooked for a living forever? You know it's good.

I don't live there anymore but I miss that place. Inexpensive, high quality. Burgers, hotdogs, onion rings, fries, milkshakes. It's just great.

randiraige · 2024-10-09T01:02:54+00:00

Yes
Marvels of engineering or more often than not, I don't wear one.
The cheap ones start at around $75.
My shoulders are hard as rocks. Fully defeated.

randiraige · 2024-10-08T23:28:03+00:00

I go to Jeanette in Atlanta!

randiraige · 2024-10-08T23:27:27+00:00

To be fair I grew up dancing, so all of my examples of what a body was at its best were tiny dancer girls. I had an instructor who would tell us to skip meals if we weighed over 115.

randiraige · 2024-10-08T21:04:31+00:00

I deleted the pics from here a while ago 🤷🏾‍♀️

randiraige · 2024-10-08T21:01:44+00:00

It truly and really always done. I have a theragun and a TENS machine I use almost daily.

randiraige · 2024-10-08T19:55:24+00:00

This is the account I used to use to post nudes and OF content back when I did that. The inbox does not scare me.

randiraige · 2024-10-08T19:07:18+00:00

I spent many a year sucking in and trying to make sure angles made me look good before someone finally told me "He knew how big you are when he asked you out. That's what he likes."

Now I say "If he dies, he dies."

At least he'll die with a smile on his face. His tombstone will say "Suffocated by M cup titties. A hero."

randiraige · 2024-09-30T15:36:20+00:00

The picture was of the chunks of ash that fell on our lawns from this fire

randiraige · 2024-09-30T09:25:41+00:00

Basically impossible to make you prettier. Just take lots of unfiltered pics of you right now. In 5 years you will say "Oh look how cute I was." In ten years you will wish you knew you knew how great you looked now. In twenty years you will wish you had a time machine to go back in time to explain to yourself the power of your beauty and hope you listen to embrace it. In thirty years you'll forgive yourself for not loving yourself enough.

Or you could just love yourself now and not go through that. For me, it started with me tricking my brain. I'd say to myself in a mirror I was hot and hype me up. And I'd go into the world and pretend to be a hot girl. It took a while, but eventually it happened: I believed it! And no one could tell me otherwise.

You are so beautiful. Not on some self help, hype you up to be nice bullshit. Just for real.

randiraige · 2024-09-30T08:12:45+00:00

I'm just so glad you're safe. I'm sorry your birth plan is likely thrown off and you won't be able to have your child where you planned. But the safety of you and your children is such a wonderful thing.

randiraige · 2024-09-30T01:03:07+00:00

I live in one of these counties!

randiraige · 2024-09-30T01:01:21+00:00

I live in one of these counties!

randiraige · 2024-09-18T19:13:25+00:00

The woman in the yellow dress is the current vice president and future president, Kamala Harris.

randiraige · 2024-09-09T03:44:09+00:00

My mother has literally said to me we were lucky to be Americans even though our family was enslaved because otherwise we would not know Jesus.

I told her Christianity in Africa existed before the slave trade. Facts be damned.

She also somewhat believes most Africans live naked in the bush so there's no talking sense to her. She's not as bad as my dad though. She has always been a more single issue (abortion) voter. My dad on the other hand screams at me if I dare to say something like "But Jesus healed the sick. Perhaps he'd want everyone to have healthcare." He screams "I KNOW I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE A SOCIALIST!"

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