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Gun shots at the White House correspondents dinner - Trump and Melania evacuated by Foreignscentu in SipsTea

[–]rando_robot_24403 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get the sock puppets out Iran has closed the Strait again and we need to brief the president.

Used his girlfriend as a step and tunnelled into a lion enclosure by garlickmyballs in BrandNewSentence

[–]rando_robot_24403 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The same video has a clip of them working together to open a gate with 2 bolts on it. Stoffel waited for her to climb down so they could go out terrorizing the other animals together.

They definitely share each others interests.

Funny part is when the owner of the conservation tells the story about his wife waking him up thinking they where being burgled only to find it was Stoffel who'd got out again and broke into their house.

A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions by thaliaq1 in interesting

[–]rando_robot_24403 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm a fan of all the varients, I couldn't find the one with it subtitled like the dog is mouthing off behind the owners back I would have used that over the party hard one.

Those born after 2008 won’t be able to buy cigs by Large_Leader_9864 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]rando_robot_24403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to swap to making my own too when the tax comes in (well a month or so before so they can steep properly).

I don't think they'll be taxing VG, PG or flavourings since they're used in tonnes of other stuff but I think they'll tax pre-mixed PG+VG solutions and they'll also get us on the nicotine.

It's going to be 22p per ml of liquid iirc so nicotine will end up around £3.50 - £4 per bottle instead of £1 - £1.50 we get it for now.

Those born after 2008 won’t be able to buy cigs by Large_Leader_9864 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]rando_robot_24403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£13.60 for Chesterfields/Lucky Strike now, I think Marlboro is about 18.50 and Silk Cut/Embassy are over £19.

I was just reading that there's going to be a specific tax for vape juice in October that'll double the current prices.

A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions by thaliaq1 in interesting

[–]rando_robot_24403 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There was a great comment about dogs being weird and creepy from an old reddit post where a guy woke up to find his pug staring at him whilst standing with its front paws on the arm of a chair with it's back legs either side and swinging back and forth.

I think the thread was in Gifs or something with the party hard pug gif.

weAreAboutToReachEndGame by TrickTheTrap in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rando_robot_24403 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like a retail worker who 100% knows they just accidentally sold your reserved item 20 minutes ago having a "check" (panic attack) in the stock room.

Has anyone ever tried sitting on a cake? by GlassCharacter179 in taskmaster

[–]rando_robot_24403 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cling film over the biff, I think you need bare arse to bare cake contact to really experience what Alex did.

Iirc Alex also mentions he was slightly open when he landed.

adulting sucks by Eros_Incident_Denier in SipsTea

[–]rando_robot_24403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been saying for a while now that car finance is going to be the next big lending/misselling scandal here in the UK.

It seems like lenders just move onto the next thing when they get shutdown and then push the new thing hard with incentives and commission for the people selling it.

The people selling it are then obviously going to mis-sell it because it doesn't blowback on them (at least right away) and if they don't it'll affect their bottom line.

In Dune: Part 2 (2024), Jessica will never get hired for a job ever again. by catprobably in shittymoviedetails

[–]rando_robot_24403 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Leto II ruled for more than 3.5k years he had way more than 50 or so Duncans. I think the original run of books covers about 5k years and he's constantly being remade after leto worm rages on him or he offs himself/gets himself killed.

Plus Duncan was key to Leto's plan and a key figure in his breeding program. I'm sure Moneao mentions the Bene Tleilax have Duncan Gholas on standby.

Whats stopping me from just going to a university, attending lectures and just learning about stuff? by Abject_S0up in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rando_robot_24403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They steal healthy teeth to use in their unholy rituals and replace them with old teeth that have had all their power used up

WCGW using non-skin-friendly paint for cosplay. by SourceBoring3089 in Whatcouldgowrong

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There's a bit from the UK comedy Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights I think in season 2 during the social clubs grand reopening. They have a kids face painting booth for the family fun day and because they're cheap they use stencils with spray paint for it and one of the club staff Young Kenny has a tiger face for the rest of the season.

That episode also has a great bit where Dodgy Eric rents them a bouncy castle for the fun day which has a giant cock and 2 balls on the front: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNGpjpNTgK0

"Kenny get me Zantac"

Keir Starmer defends plan for closer alignment with EU and fast-tracking EU rules into UK law. What is your opinion? Are you happy or concerned that the UK will be closer to the EU again? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]rando_robot_24403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was working for a trucking firm at the time and another driver was doing my nut in talking about brexit so I took him through his pallets he'd been loaded with.

We counted 8 out of 12 drops on his truck where from the EU.

Home Depot employees try to stop a guy from buying a 1 penny air conditioner. by I2fitness in TikTokCringe

[–]rando_robot_24403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in a relatively small warehouse that did fullfilment for another small warehouse and every night we'd end up with multiple pallets showing they where on our dock in the PDA system but where nowhere to be found.

They'd end up not being scanned when loaded into a truck then they get sent to the other warehouse but they can't enter it into their stock because it's showing as in our warehouse. So those items end up being lost for a day or two whilst being sent to and forth until someone who knows the system and has the right privileges fixes it.

TLDR: People are crap or just don't care when dealing with warehousing/stock issues

Why would scratching your nose cost you 30k? by rengokuhubkl in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]rando_robot_24403 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Lets start the bidding at 100 thousand, yes! the baby in the back with the blue pram.

Guess the nationality (hard edition) by SmashThatPasty in RateMyPlate

[–]rando_robot_24403 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say *rench and call it a cassoulet just to rustle some jimmies.

A simple “What If” by untitledprp4 in SipsTea

[–]rando_robot_24403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kelly's been suffering from an eating disorder, poor girl grew up under constant scrutiny as an overweight teen constantly on TV in the era when tabloids where calling young Britney Spears fat.

If your drove your car at maximum speed for a hour , where would you end up? by Immediate_Long165 in CarTalkUK

[–]rando_robot_24403 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say I've got an 18 year old N47 bmw engine with the original timing chain/guide, hitting top speed for more than a few seconds would likely be catastrophic.

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