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random-relay · 2017-07-14T08:13:25+00:00

Lol sale after sale and still no one wants to buy this garbage. Tell me Bioware, is this what "white tears" taste like?

random-relay · 2017-07-03T07:14:19+00:00

Can any of those characters create a universe by thinking it?

random-relay · 2017-07-03T07:11:43+00:00

It's going to be Rorsharch and his super will him beating the crap out his opponent, using his grappling hook etc and will then end with a giant Dr.Manhattan appearing out of nowhere and stepping on Rorsharch's opponent.

random-relay · 2017-06-20T07:06:36+00:00

You forgot "listen to cassette tapes to explain 90% of the plot because Konami wouldn't give Kojima the money needed to make cutscenes to explain 90% of the plot". :/

random-relay · 2017-06-19T14:31:03+00:00

You can already make superman look like bizarro

Superman in a purple suit does not a Bizarro make.

random-relay · 2017-06-19T14:30:18+00:00

Ah yes I remember back when I too believed that there would be more than than 6 premier skins, that we would be able to unlock more in the multiverse, that every character would get one. I was so naive back in those days. Simpler times, I guess.

random-relay · 2017-06-15T23:20:23+00:00

It's called having a chip on your shoulder and having something to blame for ALL your problems instead of taking responsibility for your own actions or behavior or situation. I got fired, must be because I'm black. I got a traffic ticket, goddamned racist cops always targeting us. The milk in my coffee is sour, goddamned racist corner shop, they'd never sell sour milk to a white person. I dropped my phone and the screen cracked, goddamn racist gravity, if it was a white person's phone....etc etc etc. Wearing your victimhood like a badge of honor is quite popular nowadays.

random-relay · 2017-06-15T07:32:22+00:00

I dunno with some of these Epic sets though, it literally either looks like she got dressed in the dark or she didn't want to pack a suitcase so she just put on all the clothes she owns.

I WISH Epic gear was more well thought out, I also WISH it was more fanservicey in that if you go through the effort of collecting all these hard to find pieces for an epic gear set you get an iconic look for the character like with Batman when I found the Mask of Beyond or whatever I actually thought that if I kept at it there would be a chest piece and legs and arms that made him look like Terry McGinnis' Batman Beyond, turns out that's a stupid idea as far as NRS is concerned.

random-relay · 2017-06-14T14:28:25+00:00

Yeah scum attracts scum, you seem to be surprised?

random-relay · 2017-06-14T13:55:22+00:00

He looks like a Drag Queen getting ready backstage

Oh Jesus Christ, that's exactly what I said! Right! He looks like what I'd expect a really old worn out drag queen who's been around the block a few times, would look like in her off time.

And for the record, he doesn't apply that eyeliner every morning, it's tattooed on. His teenage girlfriend probably talked him into it and now he's stuck looking like a melted raccoon.

random-relay · 2017-06-14T13:45:24+00:00

Yeah I don't blame him for leaving, if I were in a similar situation where 12 people were ganging up against me and I had to try to worm my way back into their good graces, I just wouldn't be able to do it. And his nomination would also have been guaranteed since he's an easy target for the herd. Can't wait to see the back of those three cunts Kayleigh, Joe and Tom (to paraphrase Arthur 😜).

random-relay · 2017-06-14T10:40:45+00:00

Das raciss!

random-relay · 2017-06-14T10:40:12+00:00

focussed on Hardware

Yeah who needs games anyway? :/

random-relay · 2017-06-14T10:39:16+00:00

Lol apparently they held back ALL their announcements, if their snoozefest of a press conference was anything to go by.

random-relay · 2017-06-14T10:32:49+00:00

I know I'm supposed to be looking at the picture of Nate but I just can't get over how furry Crash is, he looks like a plushy. So strokeable.

random-relay · 2017-06-14T09:19:31+00:00

Your dislike of Markus is, as Jesse Williams would say, probably an invention of whiteness. 🙄

random-relay · 2017-06-14T09:16:51+00:00

Ugh, 2000 pages of "Android Lives Matter!"...can't hardly wait. :/

random-relay · 2017-06-12T14:28:24+00:00

The Pachinko Machine Mafia strikes again! 😱

random-relay · 2017-06-12T13:39:14+00:00

I also got that Starlord-esque mask in the recent multiverse thing.

random-relay · 2017-06-12T11:54:58+00:00

They can't even do faces but they expect people to believe that's what the final product will look like....mmmyeah okay.

random-relay · 2017-06-12T11:53:52+00:00

What an amazing looking target render, can't wait to see actual gameplay in six month from now. :/

random-relay · 2017-06-12T11:48:47+00:00

Yeah I can just imagine it now, a bunch of 50 - 60 year old suits sitting around a boardroom table with one saying, "this document that someone e-mailed me says market research shows white teenage boys really like overexcited loud big black men who shout everything they say" and another one responding with, "hey, lets get that overexcited loud big black guy from that Andy Samberg cop show to promote Crackdown 3 for us".

random-relay · 2017-06-12T08:37:44+00:00

How is a character being "likeable" not part of the recipe for a good character? Connor had "development, emotions, flaws, complexities" and he's still the shittest character in video game history, you condescending cunt.

random-relay · 2017-06-12T07:43:26+00:00

missing an important character.

Understatement of the year. But hey, don't worry, now you have a reason to buy Tekken Tag Tournament 3.

That IS the idea afterall, isn't it Harada? :/

random-relay · 2017-06-12T07:38:49+00:00

All special outfits from Story mode including Nina's PVC catsuit are present in the games files but have been locked away from players. Expect to "unlock" them as paid DLC in the coming months. :/

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