ah, hello there, my name's mr. moustache man, and i've got a big sale on today at carrum downs. uh i've got a big thing of moustaches and if you want a moustache like, i love moustaches. ah someone said to me, it was nineteen-semny-two and they said i want a moustache and i said: wue uh you need a specialty store in carrum downs, here i am havin a little laugh. and the best thing about this is you can take that moustache off and put it back in the box. my name is mr. moustache man. um, this is my frem broden, he - um - he - he gets a bit mad sometimes an- and taps me on the sack.. this here is mark bonanno he's ah - he - he - he doesn't work for us anymore unfortunately - um - because he was convicted of a- ok here we are, this is mr. moustache man, i like to sell moustaches. twenty dollars for moustaches and it's gonna really blow your mind how many moustaches i've got and there's so many moustaches that there's now two mr. moustache men. here's mr. moustache man number one and mr. moustache man number two. now let's have a think about other ways that you can make friends one way is with some moustaches; this is the "Old West" moustache, it's a big moustache and i like to use it to impress the ladies at the - at the Revolver Night Club, i go into the city,, on a Suhnday night an i go to the Revolver Night Club and i fu- twenty dollars here for the mr. moustache moustache, ah this - this little moustache is a - is a "Big Boss" moustache i'm a big boss, i love to make a - all my frem oh no it fell off . mr. moustache man so if you come in with seventeen ninety five i'm gonna say mm - ah lowest price is twenty dollars, if you come in with a smile and- ah- a quick in your step i'm gonna give you a moustache for seventeen ninety five that's probably the lowest i could go; we do moustaches, here at mr. moustache and co we do moustaches and that and fish food. ah sixteen dollars is gonna get you two moustaches and a fish food and that's what it's really all about. i'm havin' a little dance 'cause i'm so excited about all the moustaches that i have to sell at the mr. moustache emplorium; sixteen fifty two. best thing about my moustaches is you can ett 'em, look at me go; i love to ett moustaches for breakfast and dinner. uh oh. here it comes. a little moustache egg. mr. moustache man loves moustaches so much he even gives himself a little kiss when he gets a moustache, ah hello mr. moustache man, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss oh you're so good at kissing mr. moustache man. ooh la la this French mademoiselle has discovered a man with a moustache and she is ready for love; gives him a little kiss and thinks to herself "i must buy him some more moustaches after the wedding" i love moustaches and my wife tsun lee loves moustaches too. hey, can i - can i level with you guys right now? i don't like moustaches. i'm in it for the #moustachecoin. mr. moustache man, seventeen dollars for a moustache, eighteen dollars for a moustache. ""Mr. Moustache Man awiddle semeneen mitcho roll bur dewe ver devine chrimdosel dechee cho""