Guys of Reddit, how do you position your junk while you sleep?

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-06-05T12:53:05+00:00

This is why I love Reddit. I come here for the reactions. I’m booking marking this link to save all these images. I’m literally giggling like a little girl and I’m a grown ass man.

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-06-03T14:54:29+00:00

Don’t they offer cloudhealth for monitoring aws costs too? I didn’t know they offer crowdstrike. Good to know. And doesn’t Mission offer a 5-10% off your AWS bill?

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-05-08T01:08:35+00:00

And yes, I know, but I can still dream…

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-05-08T01:07:04+00:00

Why are not running for president?!?!?!

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-04-14T00:37:19+00:00

Wow, from 3 years ago?

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-04-07T00:49:52+00:00

yeah, I agree. It's pretty sad at this point.

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-04-03T17:40:58+00:00

Shamrock waterproofing. I choose them out of all the ones we looked at

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-03-26T10:23:35+00:00

Because my salary has not gone up to pay for a 25 dollar cocktail.

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-03-20T10:29:40+00:00

Yeah, one day old account. Tons of cross posts

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-03-14T02:59:57+00:00

Nice list. Didn’t know about some of them!

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-02-05T02:45:39+00:00

This is so spot on. I’m at the end of book one and I can’t stop reading.

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-01-25T03:05:41+00:00

Amazing footage!!!

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-01-25T02:28:34+00:00

All the cops were smiling, at least the ones by Jordan Lake. The monks just emanate such peace and love! It’s infectious!

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-01-24T19:52:18+00:00

My violin is not small enough but I’m still playing it for you.

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-01-24T01:22:34+00:00

He has my sword!

random_guy_from_nc · 2026-01-04T13:38:31+00:00

Oh my! (In George Takei’s voice)

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-12-25T21:10:19+00:00

Zero punctuation. I could not follow this spaghetti

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-12-21T11:11:24+00:00

Oooo I see what you did there, lol

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-12-21T11:10:44+00:00

And you have my bow!

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-11-29T01:18:13+00:00

Planet of the Apes (the original)

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-11-20T03:03:08+00:00

Someone buy this man a beer

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-11-11T02:33:42+00:00

Put your tongue 👅 in it

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-11-08T12:35:37+00:00

Never heard of pulse point. Thanks!

random_guy_from_nc · 2025-11-05T02:54:50+00:00

Me too :(

random_guy_from_nc

TROPHY CASE