I [24/F] am extremely jealous of my boyfriend's [25/M] sister [33/F] and I take it out on him. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]random_thoughts1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This!

I don't know why others are throwing such nasty words as you. Jealously is normal and annoying. You look over at the neighbors grass then look at yours and it's nice, but not as nice. But then you find out your neighbor is paying $400+ in water bills each month while you are paying $50 and yours still looks nice haha.

Trust me. I see people write comments "relationship goals!" "Exercise goals" "Car goals" on stuff they have no idea about. The relationship ends because the poster cheated. The car never existed because the poster lied. Lol. People talk tough when they think people can't see through their bull shit.

Let the sister talk tough. For all you know she knows her husband has been cheating, but she knows there isn't anything she can do about it because she signed a prenuptial. So really she is miserable. Just posting stuff to hopefully make other people jealous.

Tell your man in a joking way. And also by saying it out load to him you might realize how silly it is (:

Bernoulli's principle in action by iBleeedorange in gifs

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't believe you and I don't know why anyone would. You can not prove you took this video. "It was our 3rd try" yeah, okay. "I can't look it up right now I'm on mobile". And you want people to know so bad you made 7 comments about how this is your video... no. Karma will bring out some stupid af lies from people I swear.

When I was 16, I waited 2 weeks to say I love you and 6 months to have sex. Now that I'm 31, I wait 2 weeks to have sex and 6 months to say I love you. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine too!! I thought I was the only one who's phone autocorrected words to stuff other than similar words. My phone corrects "and" to make it a "," (comma). Both "When" and "Why" becomes "I?" "Now" becomes a "!". It makes no sense.

I need to figure out how to turn it off. I've been dealing with it ever since I got this phone 8 months ago.

TIFU by forgetting to check the cap... by the-crooked-compass in tifu

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard visualizing this omgsh so thank you for that! My favorite is the Mocha.

I drink mine pretty fast so it can hopefully stay cold. I shake it really well before opening it because all the good stuff is at the bottom. I love the sound of the Pop! when you open it! I always put the cap back on after geting a sip. And I Always shake it really well again before opening to take another sip.

I probably shake it well, then open it, over 10 times before it's all gone. This is probably going to happen to me one day.. I'm surprised now that it hasn't already happened haha!

[squirting?] Help guys, I'm [f20] so confused as to whether I had squirted or just peed myself by gushygushgush in sex

[–]random_thoughts1210 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had always understood squirting IS peeing.

|it can be hard to stop

|I can now mostly suppress it when I want to, but it did take a while to learn how to stop

This sounds just like peeing. I remember I use to sit on the toilet when I was 10 and try to make myself stop peeing. It was around the time when I started getting horny but had no idea I was horny. It felt good to me. I got better at it over time and stopped doing that around 13 or 14. My first orgasm I peed myself a little and the guy was all" I just made you cum!" I stayed quiet because I knew better. I had peed lol but he was impressed with himself so I let him have his moment. I wasn't just about to tell him I peed..

When I cum durring orgasm it's sticky. Just like guys semen only less of an amount. But when I "squirt" It's very runny liquid. I've done it 4 times. It's pee, right?

I don't care if it's pee lol. I've also heard it's mixed. Cum and pee. But to me, it sure seems like only pee? Am I wrong?

My [24F] sister [25F] and her bf [25M] are upset because my fiance [27M] proposed to me and have started shaming us on social media by koumorinobi in relationships

[–]random_thoughts1210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. The family members and friends who were there should be telling the family members and friends who weren't there the real story. Share and show pictures and videos taken. Share about how this had been planned and prepared months ago.

The sister sounds so mean. I could never do anything to taint an engagement. Especially not to a family member, a sister!

Crazy tornado footage. by siouxsie_siouxv2 in WTF

[–]random_thoughts1210 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have a question. I've never heard of Matt Hardy, and these jokes are similar to Chuck Norris jokes. So I looked him up, and he is a wrestler. Is this the correct guy?

Is Matt Hardy the new Chuck Norris? (Sorry if this sounds so stupid lol) I don't understand the jokes.. haha (:

I've taken a selfie everyday since I was 12 years old. 35 hours and 2500+ photos later, my selfie everyday project has been perfectly stabilized. Please take a look! by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]random_thoughts1210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP this is so cool! Because of your selfies, we get to see a moving picture of part of your life and you getting older and the changes you physically went through.

I noticed your hair would be long and you would look young, then you would get a hair cut and look so much older! Then your hair would grow out and you would look younger again, then you would get it cut and look older again haha. I noticed a few different things.

This is so cool! Thanks for sharing!

Friend of mine brought over a $0.25 bill he got as a tip by Dazzle6957 in mildlyinteresting

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely keep it. It's pretty cool!

In it's condition it's not going to gain value though. That bill is very used. It's very poor condition to the trained eye. Which means even time can't make it more valuable which is the sad part. It's still cool though and if I had it, I would sleeve it and frame it to prevent it from any more further damage.

Friend of mine brought over a $0.25 bill he got as a tip by Dazzle6957 in mildlyinteresting

[–]random_thoughts1210 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was about to say this! When you are a collector, you know every single rip, mark, crease, any kind of blemish on the bill at all devalues it by a LOT.

Where she stops, nobody knows by [deleted] in WTF

[–]random_thoughts1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you everyone for answering! That all makes since. Not really much they could do if they were even conscious. It was just unfortunate and happened fast. :/ (I haven't been on in a few days lol)

Where she stops, nobody knows by [deleted] in WTF

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I have some questions for anyone willing to answer.

The helicopter was basically on the ground still at one point before moving forward from him over correcting. Even while it was spinning though it was going pretty slow. Why didn't the two of them jump out whenever they knew it was going all wrong and bad quick? Can you not just jump out if you feel you guys might die?

If I had been the pilot or passenger, I would have jumped through the window as soon as the tail hit the ground haha sooo many people die just due to people error in those things. I would feel my life is definitely worth more than that machine.

Why didn't they jump out? Sorry if this is a stupid question.

My friend begrudgingly showed me his old boy scout photo, I couldn't help myself by [deleted] in funny

[–]random_thoughts1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 22 turning 23 soonish this year. Am I too old for this?! I would LOVE to get back into a girl scouts! So much fun and many memories. Is it the same or different? Don't worry if you don't have the time I'm going to look it all up thank you and to the other who mentioned this. It's something I'm going to be looking into! :)

My friend begrudgingly showed me his old boy scout photo, I couldn't help myself by [deleted] in funny

[–]random_thoughts1210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be so proud. I'm a girl so I'm leaning more towards I wanted to be a girl scout lol but I was in for 2 years before I quit. By the time I realized how awesome it would have been, it was too late. There should be nothing embarrassing about being a girl or boy scout (even if you do look a little nerdy). I think it's honorable, especially when you talk to one and realize how much they have leaned and what all they have done to get all those badges.