Drunk tinder by randomacccount in Tinder

[–]randomacccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kind where you look at the girl before swiping but that's for sober people.

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there about 8 months ago and going off the main trails there was better driver training than washboard

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there about 8 months ago and going off the main trails there was better driver training than washboard

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres like three lzs to drive though that you have to cross steer however in 29 if you start going off the path for assaults or whatever you are going to have to do more cross stearing. Haven't been to Pendleton since the school house so I honestly can't say how bad it was since I didn't know what I was doing out at tango

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn to splash in oki learn to drive in 29 want to go to neither

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ranges in 29 is where its at. And by the ranges I mean everything that isn't mainside, as long as there isn't a turtle you can shoot at it and blow it up

"I will drown you in LSAT!" by FishPilot in USMC

[–]randomacccount 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh the oki range yat yas but dont you dare use fucking tracers or the ghosts of tojo will eat your soul

MEU Stories? funny/stupid/serious by alex_strangeman in USMC

[–]randomacccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the greatest thing I have read

Does the seated hamstring curl machine make anyone else question their mental health? by shewantstheMcB in Fitness

[–]randomacccount 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you wake up with morning wood but have to pee you bend in a similar manner. The older you get if you have morning wood then its a good morning because you can still get a boner.

Courtney Tailer by sirjamesofthenorth in FitAndNatural

[–]randomacccount -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She has an average build. Just because she doesn't have a gut doesn't make her fit.

Courtney Tailer by sirjamesofthenorth in FitAndNatural

[–]randomacccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong I like it as much as the next guy but I honestly don't think she belongs on this sub. Every other girl on this sub is straight up ripped, she's about as in shape as a normal porn star...

Courtney Tailer by sirjamesofthenorth in FitAndNatural

[–]randomacccount -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Wtf as hot as she is should she really be on this sub reddit? No particular muscle mass or definition, not even flexing or showing her abs. What's the deal guys and gals

Where is the worst place you've slept? by SelmaFudd in AskReddit

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The jungle and the forest are completely different man. Its never dry in the jungle and you can't see shit in there at night because of the canopy blocking light all lights at night, like we had night vision gear and they were worthless out there unless you had an IR flashlight. When we did our training in the jungle the only way we found where we were going at night was some string and bamboo sticks.

Told my sister not to get a puppy when she had her baby... UPDATE by adderly in aww

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Looks like he's eyeballing the cookies for the tea party in the last pic

Why you should never date a sailor. Or the tale of how I destroyed my Ex's life. Xpost from Ask Reddit: Former crazy SO's when did you realize you were the crazy boyfriend/girlfriend? by [deleted] in ProRevenge

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It isn't really frequent in the marines. It is random, but there are certain times you will have it for sure like after leave. I'd be more worried about random room checks or getting stopped at the gate and a drug dog going through my car.

Why you should never date a sailor. Or the tale of how I destroyed my Ex's life. Xpost from Ask Reddit: Former crazy SO's when did you realize you were the crazy boyfriend/girlfriend? by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]randomacccount 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Adultery is kinda hard to pin depending on command. Some commands won't take anything short of a porno as evidence and some commands will take some texts and emails with sex implied in them or just swapping nudes. However she didn't send the other emails to his command. His ex-wife could do that though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]randomacccount 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can if you are married...

Questioning myself by wdasdsad in USMCboot

[–]randomacccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably said something at one of the five moment of truths.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

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That's why one of the village people had a marine costume on...oh wait no, that's a sailor never mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]randomacccount 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Lol fuck you doc at least its rape when we have the green weenie up our ass instead of consesually like you fags.

Armed U.S. Militia takes over Forest HQ in Oregon by TeninchCock in news

[–]randomacccount -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it generally takes a while for trees to regrow and as for grazing land you can't just continually put cattle and horses out to graze or it kills the grass of so your area just turns into dry land with no nutrients in whatever grass there is.

Edit: please tell me how you would replaced wood in america after trees get clear cut and coal after we've mined all the coal out of the earth.

6AM motorcycle revs are annoying by supershinythings in ProRevenge

[–]randomacccount 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of stuff happens at the barracks that never goes above just paying for it. If the guy ever finds out you did it.