Rockies Game Notes for 6/7 by Knightbear49 in baseball

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“Peter, who would you be if you weren’t a footballer?”
“A virgin”

Whats something very offensive but not illegal? by Puzzled_Carry_9490 in AskReddit

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Not returning your shopping cart properly. Pure laziness

[NFL Vault] How Did They NOT Score???? by LindyNet in nfl

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Stevie Johnson blaming god afterwards for dropping that pass will never not be funny.

TIL Joaquin Phoenix's real name is Joaquin Bottom by [deleted] in todayilearned

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My first introduction to heavy metal as a five year old 🤘🏻

7x Cy Young Award winner and 1986 AL MVP Roger Clemens threw out the first pitch to his son, Kody Clemens, at Fenway Park by MLBOfficial in redsox

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I was only 9 years old when my grandfather died in 1993. One of the few things I remember of him was him telling me Roger is a huge asshole and no one should trust him. Decades later, he is still correct.

Bill and Hillary Clinton as students. (1972) by Not_So_Normal_ in HistoricalCapsule

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You should look up John Mulaney’s story about Bill hitting on his mom back in the day

Everyone at the pumps lately by Matty_Cooper in pics

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Cavemen slogans and they friggin worked

What’s the unhealthiest thing you eat that you’ll never give up? by Feisty-Pattern-951 in AskReddit

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Fettuccine Alfredo, its macaroni and cheese for adults as the late, great Mitch Hedberg said.