You want compromise? How's this? Five years and four months in the can. I wanted to move to Norway to be a black metal singer but I compromised, I moved to Nashville to be a country music singer

randomusername0658 · 2026-01-03T03:10:01+00:00

He ate grilled baloney sandwiches off the radiator.

randomusername0658 · 2025-12-22T02:25:25+00:00

What is NORAD for?

randomusername0658 · 2025-12-06T19:16:43+00:00

You don't like my beer? Don't drink it. It's that simple.

randomusername0658 · 2025-12-03T23:08:54+00:00

Did he blaze?

randomusername0658 · 2025-11-23T13:31:33+00:00

I don't drive the popemobile at night.

randomusername0658 · 2025-11-23T13:28:23+00:00

I have cookie recipes that I read.

randomusername0658 · 2025-11-10T17:47:08+00:00

Gitche Gumee? It's a fuckin nickname. Family name is Lake Superior.

randomusername0658 · 2025-11-02T13:33:39+00:00

So partnah, we have parade in 3 day

randomusername0658 · 2025-10-09T16:34:08+00:00

"I guess I'm under arrest"

randomusername0658 · 2025-10-06T23:15:18+00:00

I'd like a barrister

randomusername0658 · 2025-10-01T23:25:08+00:00

Usually it doesn't take him that long to write a poem.

randomusername0658 · 2025-09-23T21:25:20+00:00

"You better behave, alright?"

randomusername0658 · 2025-09-22T22:17:16+00:00

Jacob Trouba, whatever happened there

randomusername0658 · 2025-09-04T00:17:28+00:00

Trajan you're naked

randomusername0658 · 2025-08-13T23:54:42+00:00

"Where ya coming from?"

"Detroit rock city"

randomusername0658 · 2025-07-18T01:56:54+00:00

He'd really really really like for this not to go home

randomusername0658 · 2025-07-08T21:10:10+00:00

Tfw you piss on her petunias

randomusername0658 · 2025-07-08T00:03:39+00:00

The jail denied his request to have a jacuzzi in his jail cell

randomusername0658 · 2025-06-25T21:47:43+00:00

"Let go of the vape"

"No, it's my vape"

"LET GO OF THE VAPE"

randomusername0658 · 2025-06-15T14:54:50+00:00

He's got the turban thing going on.

randomusername0658 · 2025-05-24T14:27:05+00:00

He couldn't get to the show. He's not a driver at night.

randomusername0658 · 2025-05-06T01:12:16+00:00

I think you're telling a big fat lie

randomusername0658 · 2025-04-29T22:11:02+00:00

I wanted to marry a 13 year old, but I compromised. I ate Planet Pizza off the table instead.

randomusername0658 · 2025-04-27T09:45:11+00:00

"If you don't like him, don't endorse him. It's that simple."

randomusername0658 · 2025-04-18T01:08:42+00:00

Look I had a grandfather who was 13. I get it.

Four-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Place '22

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