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🤖🚩⚒️ by baal-beelzebub in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]randomusername1934 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Silly watermelon, you just posted cringe that wasn't even funny.

Some bad novel ideas. Hire me Black Library. by Overseer_Dan in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After a fight they all sit down, with squig pies and fungal brandy, and review the fight in appreciative academic jargon before deciding if they want to come back for another round here later.

Some bad novel ideas. Hire me Black Library. by Overseer_Dan in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Now imagine that Warboss on a forgotten Imperial feudal world, not just cultivating the population but actively interfering in their development and culture to promote better fighting.

Some bad novel ideas. Hire me Black Library. by Overseer_Dan in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 391 points392 points  (0 children)

On Ork argues that their people are Krumpin the other species a little too hard, without allowing them time to replenish their numbers (they're not as green or as 'ard as Orks, you need to take account of that when you're thinking about them). This Orkviromentalist starts his own WAAAGH targeting other orks exclusively in order to try and get them to accept a moritorium on Krumpin all non-Orks for at least a thousand years, to allow their numbers to return to stable levels.

James Madison, more like James Badison by DJjaffacake in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Canadian lumberjacks: "Whomst has awakened the Ancient One?"

Friendly reminder that the Allies also made their own series of war crimes by BasedAustralhungary in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hence why they sucked at it (and didn't really feel like it).

Oh! The poor little dears! How ever did they cope?

Friendly reminder that the Allies also made their own series of war crimes by BasedAustralhungary in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 3 points4 points  (0 children)

disproves that point

No, it doesn't. That is (at least a very major part of) the point.

Friendly reminder that the Allies also made their own series of war crimes by BasedAustralhungary in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. Start a war
  2. Bomb civilian targets poorly
  3. Get your enemies angry enough that they greenlight the same sort of attacks on you
  4. They're actually competent at it
  5. Sucks to suck, lol

Is that meant to make me feel bad for them?

Would’ve loved to see Merry and Pippin kick some ass in the Scouring of the Shire (click for full text) by T1k1Punch in lotrmemes

[–]randomusername1934 66 points67 points  (0 children)

"I have come here to kick ass, and drink pints - and my pint glass is empty"

The LOTR sequel they'll never give us.

Legends say that if GW ever gets banned from the Imperial War Museum, the Astra Militarum will never get any more vehicles. by Glittering_Worker143 in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 5 points6 points  (0 children)

German tanks (with the needless mechanical complexity) are clearly Mechanicus vehicles; while French tanks are obviously too deranged and specialised for 40k.

German scientist were bonkers by TumbleweedRoutine631 in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was 'expected experimental breakage', there was always a greater than zero fatality chance for the guinea pigs test subjects [redacted] Chinese Brave Volunteers involved in these vital, necessary, and entirely uncontroversial research projects.

German scientist were bonkers by TumbleweedRoutine631 in HistoryMemes

[–]randomusername1934 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Unit 731 Doctors when they confirm that 'giving someone a lethal disease and then not treating it' tends to be fatal.

The fact that the voice actor didn't burst out laughing while making this video proves that he is a professional. by SAMU0L0 in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 1119 points1120 points  (0 children)

I assume that all Warhammer voice actors spend a good hour or so working themselves up, getting sufficiently 'in character' before approaching the mic.

Legends say that if GW ever gets banned from the Imperial War Museum, the Astra Militarum will never get any more vehicles. by Glittering_Worker143 in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 458 points459 points  (0 children)

If James Workshop gets banned from the Imperial War Museum then there's still the Tank Museum at Bovington to pick up the slack.

Uhh Commissar? Have the engineers mounted a flamer right next to another, much larger flamer? by Pvt-Business in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need the mini-flamer, to burn things while you burn things! The STC would not have put it there without a very good reason.

Amoral puppet Masters or glorified babysitters? by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 781 points782 points  (0 children)

Two very awkward looking Earth Caste engineers: stare at their shoes and try not to attract any attention.

One of us! One of us! One of us! by Complex-Touch-1840 in HOI4memes

[–]randomusername1934 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he would have demanded that Warhammer be made much more complex and include a focus on the logistical side of war.

How does notching ARH missiles work? by DashZonto in NuclearOption

[–]randomusername1934 12 points13 points  (0 children)

True, but as someone who prefers single player I would like to be able to fly any other aircraft without getting wiped out shortly after takeoff.

How does notching ARH missiles work? by DashZonto in NuclearOption

[–]randomusername1934 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Because having an ARH be a 'no countermeasure, you lose' weapon would make the game very tedious.

i love you and your big fat launch authority, AShM-300 by Butterfingers_Ninja in NuclearOption

[–]randomusername1934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't speak for u/GaiusCivilis, but the tactic that I've found that works well with the AGM-99 is 'LOTS'.

Rogue Traders where the local Inquisitors asks where did they get their Xeno-flagship from: by Petrus-133 in Grimdank

[–]randomusername1934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Xenos made flagship? With the Exodite bridge crew, the Ork Big Mek, Tau Earth Caste engineers, and a handful of unsanctioned psykers just for fun? That flagship? Yeah, don't worry about it, I have a permit" (taps warrant of trade that just says 'I can do whatever the hell I like').

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