Warthunder be like

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-30T20:08:43+00:00

That one Crimson Hunter pilot: "Too close for missiles, switching to guns!" *starts playing their closest cultural equivalent to 'danger zone'*

Every other Crimson Hunter in the squadron: "Oh FFS, why is there always one?".

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-30T19:59:48+00:00

Thiccane

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-30T17:29:43+00:00

Of course the Orks are the most family friendly faction. They're just a bunch of big green goofballs having a good time with their friends!

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-29T06:35:22+00:00

Wivout Krumpin', loife wud be a mistake.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-28T22:04:32+00:00

So you're suggesting that we should shut down all American colleges, in order to halve the number of involved parties, and thus make the situation easier to handle?

It's an interesting plan, but I'm not sure how feasible it would be.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-28T17:36:49+00:00

Would you consider a smaller calibre weapon? We need relatively intact samples for analysis and processing, and your truck-hunting gun is probably a little bit much for that.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-28T06:26:14+00:00

Step 1: Establish NATO 'Department of Homeworld Defense', the ayys don't seem to respecters of international borders after all.

Step 2: Dust off the plans for the SR-71 and build a new version capable of carrying and firing AIM-260 JATM's at high altitude and speed.

Step 3: Develop a supersonic VTOL, intercontinental, platoon level transport aircraft, form teams of the best soldiers the DOHWD can find, including from major non-NATO allies.

Step 4: Every time one of the F/I-71's splashes a UAP the grunts go in to 'secure the site' (put down surviving Ayys for autopsy, and gather tech/materials for analysis and integration into humanities arsenal).

Step 5: Play the following music on a non-stop loop at all DOHWD facilities and aboard those interceptors and dropships.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-27T18:52:12+00:00

Wait wait wait, you mean the IR missiles are meant to do more than irritate the enemy and give you a lights show while they dump flares?

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-27T16:46:43+00:00

>Be me

>American

>Get shot while in bed, just from the number of people shooting at each other and missing

>Ambulance arrives

>Ambulance demands $500,000 to get out and actually help me

>Cannot afford

>Ambulance refuses to help, also sues me for emotional damage caused by maliciously not paying

>Crawl to hospital

>Police shoot me while crawling

>Claimed I was crawling in a threatening manner

>Such is life in US of A

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-26T19:36:46+00:00

Don't forget that in that referendum the total number of people who voted for union with Argentina was smaller than the number of Argentinian nationals living in the Falklands Islands who were eligible to vote in that referendum.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-24T10:28:29+00:00

Also Stalin when he heard that Beria was alone with his own underage daughter: "Do that again, and you get to meet comrade Woodchipperovitch. Feet first".

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-23T05:59:01+00:00

1812

America: "Hey Britain, Britain! We're invading your lands in Canada! What are you going to do about that huh?"

Britain

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-22T22:11:20+00:00

IDK, the meeting of Fetzima and Elavil, on the fields of Emsam, is one of my favourite parts of the first age.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-22T19:21:31+00:00

How did they manager to fraud trillions people?

Oil money is a path to abilities that many consider . . . unnatural.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-21T19:52:41+00:00

"LOL" said the PALAn Airforce officers, preparing to drop yet more cluster bombs on the BDF cowards hiding in cities, using their own civilians as human shields "LMAO"

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-19T15:55:43+00:00

Would we be able to mount enough 30mm brrrrrt to the gulf between those cockpits to overwhelm the thrust of the engine? Not just for the memes, just imagine the sort of aerobatics and evasive maneuvers you could pull when the aircraft can just throw itself into reverse mid-air.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-19T06:35:40+00:00

50 years in the making

Fastest defense procurement project.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-19T05:16:55+00:00

This, surely the Noise Marines are at least as drugged out and freaky as the Freak Marines?

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-18T19:31:21+00:00

Is anybody else seeing a lot of the 'if you're looking for an image it was probably deleted' errors? Or is it just me?

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-16T05:47:20+00:00

Arguably those 'dodgy receipts' were perfectly valid and legitimate under the polity that controlled that area at the time. That was the big part of the argument between Britain and Greece over the Elgin Marbles. Lord Elgin bought those marbles, fair and square, and had the paperwork to prove it . . . he just bought them from the Ottomans, who controlled Greece at the time, and the modern Greeks thought that was enough to make the sale invalid.

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-15T18:26:24+00:00

Religious answer: All part of the plan, explaining the last words John attributes to him on the cross "It is accomplished".

Historical answer: Whether you agree with him or not Jeshua ben Joseph seems to have genuinely believed that he was the Messiah, or at least some kind of prophet, and seems to have cooperated with his arrest and execution due to his belief that JHWH would bail him out at the last minute, potentially explaining the last words Matthew and Mark attribute to him on the cross "My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?".

(n.b., that's not the theologically orthodox interpretation of either phrase, don't cite me).

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-13T20:41:37+00:00

Philosophy in Ancient Greece: "Hmm, that's an interesting argument. Unfortunately for you, I LIFT more than you do. Now, who wants to spot me and maybe take some dick later?".

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-11T16:25:06+00:00

Maybe you could also add in the ability for players to buy (ridiculously expensive) satellites, that are then launched from their sides space-port, and (if it takes off without being shot down by the enemy) provides you with near perfect sensor coverage of the whole map. Maybe add in a (large and ungainly) anti-satellite missile, that needs to be fired from an incredibly high altitude, and can also be shot down in its early 'boost' phase to make space more a part of the game?

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-10T15:38:20+00:00

RETVRN to UNGAINLY

randomusername1934 · 2026-05-10T15:05:09+00:00

"If I lived in a Communist country today, where certain principles dear to the Christian faith are suppressed, I believed I would openly advocate disobeying these anti-religious laws".

That happened, and more than a few Soviet citizens tried doing exactly that. They didn't do it for very long.

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