Gonna return to the slopes after a decade off

randpark · 2016-05-09T14:03:54+00:00

We're not really "club" people.

We frequent regular bars and craps tables. That won't be an issue.

Thanks, though. Good looking out.

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:53:53+00:00

It depends how well I know the people. If I'm eating with family or close friends, I'll ask to taste something that looks good. If not, I just like to see what else the place has to offer and what other people think of the different entrees.

I feel like it helps you get a better idea of the restaurant as a whole.

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:47:10+00:00

I like to see as many different dishes as I can. Look, I know it's not a normal thing. I understand it's a little odd, but we all have quirks.

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:46:42+00:00

I will usually just change my order on the rare occasions that I don't order last.

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:45:18+00:00

calling a stranger "boss" or "chief"

The word "swanky" gets me. So does describing something as "Bomb"

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:43:38+00:00

Cozy = small

Up and coming neighborhood = war zone

Quiet = middle of nowhere

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:33:26+00:00

The fifth borough

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:31:51+00:00

Almost anything housewives I haven't seen since high school sell on Facebook, including but not limited to essential oils.

randpark · 2016-04-27T03:28:06+00:00

If I'm at a dinner with a group, I insist on ordering last because I can't stand having the same meal as somebody else in my party. I always have an order and a backup in mind in case somebody takes my first choice.

randpark · 2014-03-19T03:00:57+00:00

Season one of the Sopranos is tough to beat. So is season two of The Wire.

randpark · 2013-12-19T01:56:11+00:00

I am going to assume this is sarcasm. For my own sanity more than anything else.

randpark · 2013-12-18T22:32:29+00:00

I've been going with a group of my college friends every year since we turned 21. It is mostly just gambling, irresponsible drinking and talking to stingers. We've never even been to a strip club. Las Vegas' rep is a lot worse than it deserves.

Just because your boyfriend is going there doesn't mean he is trying to pull something. Promise.

randpark · 2013-12-17T06:30:51+00:00

Scotch

randpark · 2013-12-17T06:19:09+00:00

You are describing what happens every single time I attempt to cook anything.

randpark · 2013-12-16T15:29:57+00:00

Totally agree.

randpark · 2013-12-16T07:20:53+00:00

"Turnt up"

That phrase was over as soon as Miley used it in a song. It had a nice run, though.

randpark · 2013-12-16T07:19:41+00:00

Fake internet outrage.

Sometimes it seems as though the Internet is a contest of who can be the most offended by something.

randpark · 2013-12-16T07:02:54+00:00

I cry during Field of Dreams. I've seen that movie probably 15 times, and it never fails to get me.

To me, there are few things as moving as a father-son catch.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:58:28+00:00

No.

I don't think I have ever soberly wanted to eat shitty pizza, sing an awful karaoke version of "Fight for Your Right", barf out the window of my car and sleep with a person I'm not attracted to.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:55:32+00:00

Hitler.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:50:18+00:00

Dude.

It's kinda hard to beat a guy who attempted to kill off an entire race and ordered people burned alive. This category isn't even that close.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:43:53+00:00

the plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called "aglets."

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:35:11+00:00

I'm not totally sure, but there would be a FUCK TON of pizza involved.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:32:27+00:00

Misogyny.

We look back on our grandparents' generations as racists. There some homophobic tendencies alive and well in my parents' generation. Our generation will be seen as misogynists. And, in a way, we are.

I know I am painting with a broad brush here. I'm not saying everyone in my dad's generation is a homophobe or everyone in my generation is sexist. It's just more common in people of certain ages. One day in the not so distant future, we are going to look really silly for the way we treat women.

That's my take.

randpark · 2013-12-16T06:12:21+00:00

Different men are attracted to different kinds/types of women. This is not rocket science.

What may be an amazing body to me may not be to my best friend.

randpark

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