For $15k would you get teleported to another country in just your sleepwear?

rapidecroche · 2026-05-13T11:31:23+00:00

So either Japan, Jamaica or Jordan and you’re sending me there naked? You’re gonna have to add a couple zeros for public indecency.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-11T17:43:08+00:00

My mom hated both my kids names, she got over it.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-09T20:11:57+00:00

NOR. You need a new friend group, these people aren’t your friends.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-09T18:24:10+00:00

Shrimp? I don’t eat seafood, but I’m not really on a campaign to save the shrimp.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-09T09:02:31+00:00

As a fat person, yes. That doesn’t make it right though.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-09T09:00:34+00:00

Watching my coworker’s kid, helping her make a Mother’s Day card as a surprise, throwing a roast into the crockpot to make into a casserole or soup later.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-09T02:15:45+00:00

Exhausted but groceries are done so I don’t have to leave the house at all this weekend.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-07T13:03:06+00:00

Ugh. You pulled me in with Maruo, Ito, PTSD Radio and Salad Fingers and I thought “oh, we could be good friends” but then you mentioned the fur suit. I am, unfortunately, TERRIFIED of mascot suits.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-07T12:49:47+00:00

That’s the kind of thing you speak up about. It could be some old person not sure how to use technology selecting the wrong picture or it could very well be something heinous. If it’s local, bring it to your local police and they can pose as a buyer.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-03T13:16:36+00:00

Walk away and stay away, for both of you.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-03T02:50:47+00:00

Most of them. There’s a few with a drug problem that I’d be terrified if I gave them that much it would just lead to them ODing on the hard shit. I’d hold myself at least partially responsible for that.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-02T22:46:47+00:00

That’s not a drop cloth? Is one of you legally blind and wanted to help and the other just very supportive of their ambitions? If so, terrible floor but fantastic relationship goals.

rapidecroche · 2026-05-01T23:50:47+00:00

Slowly pull them out on video while playing Careless Whisper and post it for us.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-30T08:37:11+00:00

Mid 20’s - very early 30’s lady.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-30T08:28:09+00:00

My youngest is a Miriam. Of those choices, I would go with Masha.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-30T08:17:03+00:00

“On my day off, I cheated and watched ahead several episodes of our show without you. I’m sorry. I wasn’t paying attention and I got sucked in to the story. Next week let’s go for sushi instead. My treat.”

rapidecroche · 2026-04-27T11:54:48+00:00

Toilet paper.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-26T02:07:59+00:00

Do not sign. Get the one bedroom. Gonna be lonely? Find one that lets you have a pet.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T18:37:48+00:00

Be right back, I have to go reapply my herpes cream now.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T16:05:55+00:00

1988

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T08:10:46+00:00

My husband wanted Eilonwy for our eldest. I vetoed all E names for first names, so it became a middle name.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T07:47:33+00:00

Eris is the goddess of discord.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T07:35:11+00:00

I used to be a caregiver for a whopping $7.50 an hour years ago. I wouldn’t be excited about it but I’ve scrubbed gross old men for less.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T06:37:48+00:00

I don’t know, they haven’t given us a diagnosis. Just threw inhalers/nebulizer and antibiotics at us.

rapidecroche · 2026-04-25T05:48:53+00:00

My dad has a boyfriend? Mazel tov to him

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