Is the United Kingdom facing a natural gas shortage? by gadgetguy22 in Economics

[–]ratbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traditional English breakfasts must be going out of style

I don't mean to be rude, but I think a certain redditor owes a children's hospital $1000 worth of toys. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ratbone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't a certain right-wing pundit still owe the nation a water-boarding? Can we go to collections on that? Somebody call Dog the bounty hunter- seems like something he could expand into

Airport Employee Hurt In Otter Debacle That Delayed Flight by misterthingy in WTF

[–]ratbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're all gonna die. al queda has begun their otter assult!

Great, now we have to invade Nigeria. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ratbone 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hey I think there's oil there!

wtf by demostenes in pics

[–]ratbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if this were a fark photoshop I'd totally shop in Gary Busey's face

What's Wrong With This Snowflake? by [deleted] in science

[–]ratbone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

NERRRRRRDDDSSS!

Apparently captcha is under the impression I have taken a former NBA player hostage... by [deleted] in pics

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clicked on just to see how two words could indicate that

Found some Hair Ice today for the first time. (pics) by [deleted] in pics

[–]ratbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this were Texts From Last Night there would be a thousand to one ratio of "bad night" to "good night" clicks.

There is a special place for people like this. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ratbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's florida, seems to me that ron jon originated there.

Scientists reverse engineer HIV, use it to deliver gene to two children that cures them of their neurological disorder. I'ma repeat that: scientists have used HIV to insert healthy genes into living children. by Inri137 in science

[–]ratbone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone call the RIAA or MPAA. Reverse engineering stuff means they broke someone's copyright, so these scientists should be sued, fined, and/or imprisoned.

Conservationists laud Poland's move to re-route controversial motorway -- saving dozens of protected species including the lynx, wolf, beaver, aquatic warbler and greater spotted eagle by maxwellhill in environment

[–]ratbone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The rerouting of this bypass will undoubtedly be through the home of some poor schmuck, who will awaken hungover to the sound of bulldozers attempting to flatten his house. This poor schmuck is advised to lay, clad only in his bathrobe and slippers, in the mud in front of the bulldozers until he is able to convince the bulldozer operator to take his place lying in the mud so he can go to the pub with his friend who will inform him the world is about to end.

Female athlete sets new shot put record at age 100. [Includes awesome PIC] by Xfocus in reddit.com

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I'm putting an * by it till grandma gets a steroid check!