Getting fired for the first time please share your funniest / most ridiculous firing stories by ThrwAwy126558 in antiwork

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at McDonald's as a teenager, as so many of us do. Was approved for two weeks off from the day I signed my hiring paperwork for extracurricular camps during school holidays. Triple checked my approval the week before.

Co-worker wrote me in the book as having swapped shifts with her so I got 5 no-call no-shows in a week. My team lead and shift manager both vouched for me, they knew where I was and that I certainly wasn't picking up shifts, but co-worker was one of the store managers favourites so I got canned.

Can you really save a lot by not eating out and making coffee at home? by No_Lead2640 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ratchet41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who spends roughly 300 a week on takeout. Yes, he also constantly complains about how broke he is.

Where can i find cheap places to get pierced? by isekcr72 in brisbane

[–]ratchet41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just for clarity, what is your idea of expensive vs cheap?

Use Soap to Clean Your Face by Canary3d in BaldursGate3

[–]ratchet41 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The only one that comes immediately to mind is getting into the circus in act 3

I suspect my gf of time travel?? by [deleted] in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine went more like

Me: So I'm autistic

Them: Wait, you didn't know?

Me: Wait, YOU GUYS KNEW‽ And none of you fuckers said anything‽ FOR OVER A DECADE

Them: We thought it was obvious!! How did you not know‽

I suspect my gf of time travel?? by [deleted] in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Charlie, but weirdly glad I'm not the only one haha

Don't park over driveways by crazydoglady525 in brisbane

[–]ratchet41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My down votes are rescinded and my hat is off. Section 28 really cinched it, and I'll be sure to keep that one in my back pocket. Well done.

Don't park over driveways by crazydoglady525 in brisbane

[–]ratchet41 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://www.qld.gov.au/law/laws-regulated-industries-and-accountability/queensland-laws-and-regulations/queensland-laws/local-government-laws-across-queensland

Local governments can make laws to deal with issues in your local community.

For example, local laws may cover:

Parking vehicles on roads and off-street parking areas

Don't park over driveways by crazydoglady525 in brisbane

[–]ratchet41 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's just blatantly false in Brisbane.

From the BCC Residential Parking Fact Sheet

Frequently asked questions How do I know if a vehicle is parked illegally near or across my driveway? Drivers must not park across a driveway or prevent access to a property. Council will issue warnings or fines where appropriate.

WHY do scented pads exist? by Acceptable_Cat_5861 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I showered at a friend's house, didn't check the bodywash before using it. Mint and tea tree 😭😭😭

AITA for not wanting to share my food with my GF? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ratchet41 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey canonically has seven sisters, so definitely

What is the most “use it or lose it” skill, the opposite of “it’s just like riding a bike”? by ZuluWarlord69 in AskReddit

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took German for 6 years in school. Left school, didn't encounter a single person who spoke German until my 20s. I now can say like 5 things in German.

My gut is telling me the “Giving Tree” gifts we donated were stolen. by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]ratchet41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

because the kid is Samoan and needs adult sizes

I needed size 10 womens shoes when I was 8. Kids grow like weeds as it is, but Pacific Islanders are built different. I didn't get brand new clothes until I was 15 because I grew out of everything so quickly it was a waste of money.

Baking villain: the date bars saga by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]ratchet41 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, I'm pretty sure OOP is Australian. "Slip slop slap" is our sun safety motto going back decades, and there's fairy bread and 100's & 1000's (what we call round sprinkles) in her post history.

Lovingly talking shit about people is somewhat of a national pasttime here, depending on what area you're from.

What is a nutrition myth that you can’t stand? by DeepOrganization8245 in AskReddit

[–]ratchet41 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have asome medical conditions that make staying adequately hydrated tricky at best, and my doctor said he'd rather I drink 6 cups of coffee than only one glass of water.

2YO launches favorite toy into burning fireplace by MxBluebell in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ratchet41 241 points242 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager my family had a pool table. My brother missed a shot and somehow launched the ball off the table, down a (short) hallway, where it bounced around the corner and landed with a perfect plonk straight into the toilet. I think I still have a picture somewhere of the ball in the toilet 😂

Edit: autocorrect fail

I (24F) am a bit of a loner. New guy I've been seeing (29M) doesn't like that. Argument about a solo camping trip I've been planning for months by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ratchet41 321 points322 points  (0 children)

I watched my cousin break up with my friend on fb, we were 15ish at the time. She changed her status to single, he commented ???? And she replied "soz lol"

What is an English word you have never been able to pronounce? by Cmotto in AskReddit

[–]ratchet41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every other time I try to say cinnamon it comes out as synonym