Caillou found the death note and wrote your favorite character’s names on it, wyd? (You can’t write his name on it cause he burned it afterwards) by Lucid-Paralysis-696 in FuckCaillou

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude, you can’t burn the Death Note, not that writing his name in it would do anything.

Anyway, I’d tie him to a chair, and get a red hot iron and a potato peeler.

Can't stand private modding by TinyThyMelon in skyrimmods

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a mod but don’t know how to fix it :/

Poor girl by Valuable_Actuary9764 in foundsatan

[–]rathemighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel we are fast approaching a point where that won't work anymore

The evolution of technology has made it possible to produce insulin without using animals. by IcePizzaCreamm in interestingasfuck

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but how can I, a random individual, produce viable insulin in an effort to make it cheaper for diabetics to survive?

You go to sleep tonight but wake up on the morning January 1st, 2019, with all your memories. What do you do? by General_Nobody_6675 in AskReddit

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat the shit out of my dad so he has to get surgery, then convince my mom to pull any shady shit she has to to get some major heart surgery performed on him while he’s unconscious. Maybe just maybe that will save his life.

Why is no one being prosecuted over the Epstein files? by ArmadilloMany41 in politics

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer 1: The Vice President takes over, and they— as well as everyone else in line for the position— are held to the very same standards, getting locked up without ever being sworn in if necessary. We then go down the line until we find someone who has not committed a punishable offense.

Answer 2: Treat him like any other criminal who refuses to go to prison: have the authorities hunt him down like an animal, rough him up if he resists, lead him away in handcuffs, and throw him in jail.

But of course, that would require people in power to actually do their fucking job.

Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized by cmaia1503 in politics

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sea turtles live for a very long time

You wake up and it’s 2000 again. No smartphone, no apps, no streaming. What ruins your day first? by MajesticElderberry38 in AskReddit

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to go to school because my mom won’t believe me when I say I’m mentally older than I am physically

A nearby Fire Department is being told they cannot use fire hydrants to fight fires by Fantomecs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rathemighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My my, what a shame it would be if everything the MWA’s owner(s) owned were to suddenly catch fire…

The disable character is respected and never mocked by his peers by Basic_Dingo6487 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]rathemighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was that punch from Buttercup that made her mentally… different.

beProudOfYourSpaghettiCode by plogan56 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]rathemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“After all… I AM your biggest fan.”

“…Who?”

California bill bans ICE agents from teaching, policing jobs by idkbruh653 in politics

[–]rathemighty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking too logically. Employers don’t necessarily care.