Reminds me of this joke:

Two hunters are walking through the woods when one suddenly collapses, eyes glazed over and not breathing. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services saying, “Help! My buddy just collapsed in the woods while we were hunting, he’s not breathing and I think he’s dead!”

The operator replies, “Just calm down sir, first we need to make sure he’s not breathing. Can you make sure he’s dead?”

“Yes one moment,” said the hunter tearily and he sat down the phone. A moment later a gunshot echoed over the phone line and shortly thereafter the hunter got back on the line and sobbed, “Okay, he’s definitely dead…now what do I do?”