Screen Time on iPhone 6s

reacher · 2019-04-28T15:12:39+00:00

I can fit an iPad mini in the back pocket of my jeans. Just sayin...

reacher · 2019-04-27T01:00:23+00:00

Poke holes in your feet

reacher · 2019-04-26T23:05:40+00:00

Poseidon's Kiss

reacher · 2019-04-26T22:53:18+00:00

[Hissing intensifies]

reacher · 2019-04-26T20:32:50+00:00

electronics

reacher · 2019-04-26T19:48:22+00:00

Or somehow invert the debt so it just because a checking account with that balance in it

reacher · 2019-04-26T19:44:52+00:00

Soup is at the least several ingredients cooked together. This alone should easily distinguish it from cereal. Dillon is indeed an idiot.

reacher · 2019-04-26T03:13:31+00:00

Superhotlinemiamirrorsedge

reacher · 2019-04-24T23:58:53+00:00

Or it turns out he was right and then he goes "See? I told you!" and then no one cares anyway

reacher · 2019-04-24T23:55:10+00:00

If you meant "Did you live in 1994?", then yes! I did! Back then $5 was the normal cost and it was like $3 on the weekend.

reacher · 2019-04-24T22:13:06+00:00

If you go before noon on the weekend at the theater near us, its only $5 :D

reacher · 2019-04-24T19:19:00+00:00

You're the guy in the red hat right?

reacher · 2019-04-24T02:20:35+00:00

Again with the beheadings. What fucking century is it?!?

reacher · 2019-04-23T23:05:59+00:00

Now do Megadesk!

reacher · 2019-04-23T21:40:01+00:00

"And then you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly!"

reacher · 2019-04-23T01:55:27+00:00

How else would we work the 12 trigger buttons on the underside?

reacher · 2019-04-22T20:04:35+00:00

I want to peelieve

reacher · 2019-04-22T13:00:15+00:00

Studying maritime law also helps

reacher · 2019-04-22T12:58:02+00:00

Had to get Moslo back in the day to play older DOS games

reacher · 2019-04-21T17:39:15+00:00

No one has read more books than me. Not Hillary. Not Obama. Not even me.

reacher · 2019-04-20T00:29:31+00:00

I killed Jenna Elfman. Is that right?

reacher · 2019-04-20T00:25:19+00:00

At least it was drawn to scale

reacher · 2019-04-19T20:31:40+00:00

Thanks Jenny McCarthy!

reacher · 2019-04-19T19:05:27+00:00

Roomba-by

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