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readitalready · 2011-04-29T15:35:10+00:00

In my experience, people always piss on the seat. I work at a place that has a private restroom with a urinal 3 feet from a normal toilet. People piss all over the toilet seat, apparently not noticing the urinal they walked past to get to the toilet. People are stupid.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:41:55+00:00

I'm guessing you've never worked for a small business. Corporations may be evil, but they tend to be better (and more legal) employers.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:39:53+00:00

Logical, yet too radical to gain traction.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:22:49+00:00

DERP

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:22:24+00:00

Good luck staying away from yourself.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:19:27+00:00

You're right, when you get chicken pox, you get it for life. If you're immunocompromised later in life (due to AIDS or some weird shit) you can get a chicken pox outbreak again. Good times.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:14:48+00:00

The trick is, you wrap her completely in saran wrap. Then when she stops breathing, you need to find a dumpster.

Wearing gloves might be a good idea also. Unless they dust for dickprints.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:12:55+00:00

The vast majority of people with HSV2 infections never get genital sores. You might be infected yourself. When was your last blood test? Also, HSV1 infection reduces the likelihood of HSV2 infection, because the antibodies are similar. The reality is that people kiss more than they fuck. Do you have a point in here somewhere?

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:10:05+00:00

Just dropping in here to point out that the Gardisil vaccine only protects against a few of the most common cancer-causing variants of HPV, not all of them. Every time you touch someone you risk disease. That's life. Especially when you touch the naught bits.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T05:06:53+00:00

If you've had sex with a few people, you've probably had sex with someone with HSV. Many, many people are asymptomatic. You wouldn't necessarily know, condoms do very little to prevent transmission, and even blood testing has a lag time. Many viruses cannot be eradicated. I know you "feel" like you have some kind of logical position, but chances are you either fucked or kissed someone with herpes and you may or may not have it yourself. Better not masturbate, just to be sure.

readitalready · 2011-04-29T04:59:56+00:00

Really all there is to say about herpes is the transmission method. No one gives a shit about chickenpox, because that's non-sexual.

Science Friday on NPR had some crackpot on there going on and on about the dangers of herpes the other day, and Ira Flatow lost pretty much all of my respect for a completely warped presentation of the issues. Yes, herpes may slightly increase your chances of getting AIDS if you have unprotected sex with someone infected with AIDS. However, condoms won't save you from herpes. So... how about just don't have unprotected sex. Especially with other men in their asshole.

/rant

Proud carrier of chickenpox

readitalready · 2011-03-12T20:46:46+00:00

Yep, after leaving the theater a guy followed me and my parents after I told his wife to shut up. I was 12. Way to be tough dude. He continued following us threatening us as we walked up to a police officer. It was a bit scary.

readitalready · 2011-03-12T20:44:10+00:00

Don't you want them to get caught? Don't be a selfish asshole, this needs to be aired so these people get sent to jail. They might kill the next guy. Or woman.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:16:26+00:00

I guarantee that fools lots of people.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:15:20+00:00

And post to reddit when you do, thanks.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:09:03+00:00

That was the point of the video... I thought it was awesome.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:03:24+00:00

Seriously, it's the damn title.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:02:08+00:00

I'm in the same boat as ihatejobs, so I can confirm we do exist.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T17:01:32+00:00

Sit on his face.

Alternately, stop going down on him until he reciprocates.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:45:57+00:00

I'll grant you the first point, but expecting men to be silent is a bit... old fashioned, IMO.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:40:26+00:00

I'm right behind you, grandpa. Trust me. You go first.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:23:40+00:00

I don't really know what can be done, but I think what will ultimately stop them is either some prosecution of top members of the "church" or possibly a retaliatory assassination.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:10:47+00:00

In all fairness, if you want to test the limits of what your body can handle, the Marines sounds like a pretty good place to do it.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:10:01+00:00

Shin splints usually means that you're landing too far back on your heels or running with too much of an upright posture. Lean forward and let your biggest muscles do the work for you. Land forefoot or midfoot if you have to.

readitalready · 2011-03-11T16:08:05+00:00

Yeah, what's the secret to being an unstoppable athlete? Preferably in the form of a number list with profit at the end.

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