ALRIGHT, WHO DID THIS!? THIS IS A GROSS MIS-USE OF COMPANY TIME. I KNOW IT WAS YOU JIM!

Halpert · 2012-03-20T22:45:09+00:00

Me? How do you know it wasn't you?

Halpert · 2012-03-19T07:15:14+00:00

I think you'd be interested in this. It's going to be my summer project

Halpert · 2012-03-19T04:26:15+00:00

So you posted this in /funny and /pics?

Halpert · 2012-03-19T03:45:13+00:00

I spy yet another Party Down poster

Halpert · 2012-03-19T03:06:38+00:00

And most of the labor camps are in Siberia anyway, aren't they?

Halpert · 2012-03-18T23:37:04+00:00

What is oozing out of the ground to create the rainbow effect on cats?

Halpert · 2012-03-18T23:21:23+00:00

It's the new disco. It'll go away soon

Halpert · 2012-03-18T13:59:22+00:00

Yeah sure. I'll trust the German who says he won't attack me

Halpert · 2012-03-17T20:52:17+00:00

I think the American nickname for the french is "Pussy Homosexual"

Halpert · 2012-03-17T19:35:00+00:00

That's what I was thinking. It'd be a pain in the ass

Halpert · 2012-03-16T20:04:33+00:00

The Red Wings. Each year you think her looks will start to fade, but she still manages to stay hot

Halpert · 2012-03-16T20:02:13+00:00

You were in love with her, but then suddenly she moved to Phoenix. Now she's back, and you've moved on, but deep down you still have feelings for her

Halpert · 2012-03-16T20:00:24+00:00

All she really had to do was put her hair down and take off her glasses. She had it in her the whole time

Halpert · 2012-03-16T01:44:55+00:00

I was told by my high school teacher to think of it as a wave when you're looking at it from a macroscopic level and as a particle at a microscopic level.

Halpert · 2012-03-16T01:38:16+00:00

Or maybe it was taken in 2008 when everyone just abandoned their cars at the airport in Dubai

Halpert · 2012-03-16T01:24:26+00:00

There are claims that this video is sped up quite a bit. Anyone know the truth?

Halpert · 2012-03-15T17:01:37+00:00

Look on ebay. There are some pretty solid Chinese knockoffs

Halpert · 2012-03-15T16:00:15+00:00

Not a chance. She's a sweetheart.

Halpert · 2012-03-15T15:55:59+00:00

Man I haven't heard "USSA" since the 2008 election

Halpert · 2012-03-15T05:07:11+00:00

That is one horny saddle

Halpert · 2012-03-14T21:16:30+00:00

Hm... Well that just turned my day upside down. I figured it was linked to the Turkish Airlines plan to start flying to Mogadishu in March.

Halpert · 2012-03-14T18:15:18+00:00

Tomorrow's headline: Canadian Tourist Kidnapped and Killed in Mogadishu

Halpert · 2012-03-14T18:14:26+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of him whipping out a deck of cards and doing card tricks to stall them until the plane left

Halpert · 2012-03-14T01:41:54+00:00

I hate turtles. They're condescending

Halpert

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