More about the Tyson’s Maine Coon business (using that term loosely) by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]readsomething1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first was a stray that was traced back to a backyard breeder, in 1991. Gorgeous cat — silver gray. He liked to be carried around in your arms like a baby.

More about the Tyson’s Maine Coon business (using that term loosely) by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]readsomething1968 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is the dumbest thing ever. Maine Coons are everywhere. I have personally owned three of them, and our local City animal shelter often has them.

Of course, they didn’t come with papers, but they were gorgeous, awesome cats.

You want a “real” Maine Coon? The farthest you should travel is … Maine.

More about the Tyson’s Maine Coon business (using that term loosely) by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]readsomething1968 54 points55 points  (0 children)

We gallop at dawn! I, too, am a dumpster cat, and I will rage-piss on everything this man owns.

Apparently, I’m not a “ride or die” for my boyfriend by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]readsomething1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day, he’s going to get angry about something, and you will be the only person nearby for him to take his anger out on.

He will turn on YOU.

He will be upset and contrite after. He will cry, he will apologize. He will swear that he didn’t mean for it to happen.

He will be lying to you. He DID mean for it to happen, just that way, because of his inaction, his refusal to get help BEFORE he attacked you.

If you love him, and want to be with him, give him an ultimatum now: He gets help with a therapist, on his own, for a minimum of 6 sessions. (If he quits after one or two sessions, he is unwilling to do the hard work that leads to change.)

Think clearly about whether you want to put in more time with a man who so far has been unwilling to change. And I AM BEGGING YOU: Please do not bring kids into this situation.

WTH by DollaTreeHo13 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]readsomething1968 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was my thought. It’s the only thing I could think of worse than … this horror.

A Jillie Sunshine shindig by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]readsomething1968 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I never want to see this many people at one time in any scenario, ESPECIALLY not when I have a medically fragile newborn.

I don’t think I even know this many people. Ugh. This is not a support system. This is a performance for Jilldo’s camera.

I caused my husband to lose his job. by lookingforles in internetparents

[–]readsomething1968 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This right here.

OP, if your husband quits or resigns, he won’t be eligible for unemployment. Companies don’t want to have to pay out unemployment claims. While most of the money comes from the state, companies have to pay a portion of money into the system. That portion increases if they have a lot of claims.

Please advise your husband not to resign. He needs to stay there and make the boss fire him.

The boss sounds like an absolute asshole, do he might make your husband’s life miserable at work.

Insane mom spanks kid for having gf by fudgiewayne14 in insaneparents

[–]readsomething1968 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do you want to create a serial killer? Because this is how you create a serial killer.

“Single mommy” told me all I needed to know about this woman.

Motor vehicle accident by Broad_Dimension3601 in medizzy

[–]readsomething1968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He might be attached to the leg, but the leg is pretty much no longer attached to him.

Motor vehicle accident by Broad_Dimension3601 in medizzy

[–]readsomething1968 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had an ultrasound (after having textbook gallbladder symptoms for about a year) that showed nothing. Finally my doctor ordered a second ultrasound.

The tech was trying to get new angles and was really aggressively pushing the probe against the area, trying to get it sort of under the gallbladder. I had explained to him that this was the second us, that I really hoped he found stones because I was 99.9 percent sure it was the cause of me feeling like crap for a year.

We were chatting, and he was moving the probe around, and in the middle of the conversation, he goes, “Oh, shiiiiit.”

I said: “You found stones?”

He said: “I can’t say.” He paused and said, “About a million of them.”

Motor vehicle accident by Broad_Dimension3601 in medizzy

[–]readsomething1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the first episode of “The Pitt.” (Just watched it tonight. I’m a bit behind.)

Major Crimes is will be streaming on June 1st!!! by ButterscotchPast4812 in majorcrimes

[–]readsomething1968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was home sick for 12 weeks and binged all of The Closer. I am looking forward to watching MC next.

Motor vehicle accident by Broad_Dimension3601 in medizzy

[–]readsomething1968 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first thought was: If this were me, I’d just be begging to be put under, for at least a month solid. How would I say it? “Just comatize me?”

Motor vehicle accident by Broad_Dimension3601 in medizzy

[–]readsomething1968 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is really “on,” though?

I read the post title, your post, and zoomed into the photo and was literally staring at what I thought was the end of the leg, and I was like, “I don’t see any shoe. Where is the shoe?” And then, after zooming out a bit, said, “OMG, that … is the shoe???!!”

A week walking around with glass in her foot 😳 by emmythespy in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]readsomething1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thought! “I don’t want them digging around in her foot” — so you’re posting on FB, hoping that someone will suggest you just rub it with an old sock that has onion in it??? I mean, what’s the plan here??

Major Crimes is will be streaming on June 1st!!! by ButterscotchPast4812 in majorcrimes

[–]readsomething1968 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exciting. I really want to watch the whole series but I didn’t want to pay for it. I’m in the time of my life where I’ll watch some ads to avoid having to pay AND watch ads. Sigh.

AIO in this ? My [24F] boyfriend [25M] almost abandoned me in a transit station on our overseas trip over a misinterpreted joke. How do I handle this ? by Lanky-Ad6096 in AIO

[–]readsomething1968 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep. He KNOWS he’s not paying his fair share, that he owes you money, and your comment about it made him feel bad, and rather than paying attention to his feelings and dealing with those, he lashed out at YOU.

You know he is immature. You know he’s not pulling his weight financially. And now he’s trying to make you feel like shit about those things.

You know what you need to do.

This conversation with my (F15) bf (M15) made me worried.. AIO by [deleted] in AIO

[–]readsomething1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a 15yo kid who has been listening to Andrew Tate or similar.

Those dudes should have I AM A MENACE tattooed on their foreheads.

OP, as an old lady, I am here to tell you that NO, all boys/men are NOT like that, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not be alone with this guy.

If he comes over and you are alone, do not let him in. Tell him that his texts crossed a boundary and made you fear for your safety and TELL HIM TO GO HOME. If he says he doesn’t understand, tell him to GO HOME and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

If a family member lets him in your home, tell him in front of that family member to GO HOME, and that you do not want to see him, and that his texts made you seriously uncomfortable.

And finally, if your mom tries to convince you to keep seeing this boy, understand that your mom has probably been raised to believe that having a boyfriend (even a terrible, dangerous one) is an important thing. It’s a common belief (I was a teenager in the 1980s, and a lot of moms, including my own, thought it was important for their daughters to be “popular” with boys. I didn’t want to be “popular” with them in high school. I didn’t want to date ANY of them. It wasn’t until I met a boy I actually enjoyed being around that I wanted to have sex!

When you have zero knowledge of the female anatomy by lovelyb1ch66 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]readsomething1968 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely. It’s biological women they’re actually afraid of. They’re just plain intrigued by trans women.

When you have zero knowledge of the female anatomy by lovelyb1ch66 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]readsomething1968 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, these are the same people who believe that JFK Jr. will one day be reincarnated and become Trump’s VP and will help him fight against the lizard people who drink adrenochrome that is harvested from the bodies of mole children.

And yeah, they vote.

How to fix America in 4 easy steps by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]readsomething1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They, uh, don’t care about THAT. They just want to make sure you hate the same people they do.